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11-09-11, 04:10 PM
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Do bikes ever make you horny?
I was looking at my Hyper and SRAD today and started thinking that i couldn't think of a greater threesome.
The lines of the frame, the colours, the finish, the engine covers and grips, OH THE GRIPS! Nothing makes me happier than looking at and feeling my baby close to me. *END LOB ON* 
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11-09-11, 04:14 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
mrs been away for a while then mate
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11-09-11, 04:22 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
someone's been Prestoned
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11-09-11, 08:15 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
I lost my hornyness (if thats a word) when a golf attempted to kill me on the m25 today...
However, earlier that day... Well thats another story. |
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11-09-11, 08:33 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
Im always horny!!
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11-09-11, 08:53 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
My bike has got the horn if that helps
 Although, I still don't feel particularly horny towards them..mojo still not there.
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11-09-11, 09:29 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
Many years ago the vibrations from my 125 occasionally gave me a semi, does that count?
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11-09-11, 09:53 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
That'd be convoy c0ck ... LOL
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11-09-11, 10:00 PM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
I had a J Arthur over the pics of the Suzuki Katana range when they came out. Mind you it didn't take much in those days and I'm not sure I was thinking bikes at the time, I'm really not sure.
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12-09-11, 08:22 AM
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Re: Do bikes ever make you horny?
yes and the good thing about bikes is that they don't get upset when you go out and ride others.
for your pleasure 
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