[squirrel_hunter]

I will not be attending this week as I am sick.

I'm also not feeling to well. I've been off work for a couple of days now and finally went to see a quack (though not a green one) today. It turns out I'm suffering from complete and total sexual exhaustion. The only known cure is for me to use my other hand.

But this exhaustion has had another effect on my body and I have a case of Bacterial Tonsillitis, which means I haven't been eating as its a little difficult for me to swallow at the moment fnar fnar.

I'm on a course of penicillin so hopefully should start to feel better in a couple of days. Apparently Tonsillitis is spread by close contact between people, kissing, holding hands etc so Stretchie I'd get you self checked out mate.