Streaking - SV650.org

squirrel_hunter · 22-11-09, 08:44 PM

Well I've discovered that my life is missing something. Its missing the fact I've never streaked.

This all came about from a works night out when one of the chaps was recounting a story where he was awoken in the small hours of the night one winter by noises outside. He looked out of his window to see a figure upon his driveway and his garage door open. He crept down stairs to surprise the shadowy caller by opening the door. And my what a surprise he gave as he forgot to put any clothes on.

He swings the door open with much gusto, and the figure on the driveway bolts it down the road. At this point my workmate should have called the cops or at least put a dressing gown on. He didn't. He gave chase.

So if you will picture the scene, a 6" naked man with a shaved head running down the road in the middle of winter after another chap shouting "Come back I'll 'ave you" at the top of his voice. This got me thinking, streaking...

I've never streaked; but as a warning to the world its going to happen at some point. I therefore throw it out to my fellow organs - Do you streak?

Wideboy · 22-11-09, 08:45 PM

i did once, was very drunk

22-11-09, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wideboy

i did once, was very drunk

and where was i?

Drew Carey · 22-11-09, 08:51 PM

I have been known to do so in my former student days. Plus the Mankini was no different to streaking on the stag do. May even wear it at the AR.

22-11-09, 09:02 PM

I've had the "trying to make it home without any clothes on" dream any number of times but thankfully (both for me and the rest of the world

) it's never happened in reality.

Anyone remember Erica Rowe?

22-11-09, 09:12 PM

I did it at Darley Moor race track lol

dunno why i did it but i was plastered

it was a complete strip

i lost my camera

22-11-09, 09:13 PM

oooh and to add to that I WILL DO IT AGAIN

DarrenSV650S · 22-11-09, 09:17 PM

I do sometimes when I've had a LOTA LOTA drink

22-11-09, 09:22 PM

I do it every now and again, and I don't need a drink either. I've run a full lap of the Indy circuit at Brands Hatch starkers in the middle of the night with my ex in a similar state of undress. We did stop for a "passionate hug" on the grass at the apex of Clearways (well out of sight of anyone)

22-11-09, 09:23 PM

nice one lozzo!

22-11-09, 08:44 PM	#1
squirrel_hunter Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sunny Swindon Posts: 3,579	Streaking Well I've discovered that my life is missing something. Its missing the fact I've never streaked. This all came about from a works night out when one of the chaps was recounting a story where he was awoken in the small hours of the night one winter by noises outside. He looked out of his window to see a figure upon his driveway and his garage door open. He crept down stairs to surprise the shadowy caller by opening the door. And my what a surprise he gave as he forgot to put any clothes on. He swings the door open with much gusto, and the figure on the driveway bolts it down the road. At this point my workmate should have called the cops or at least put a dressing gown on. He didn't. He gave chase. So if you will picture the scene, a 6" naked man with a shaved head running down the road in the middle of winter after another chap shouting "Come back I'll 'ave you" at the top of his voice. This got me thinking, streaking... I've never streaked; but as a warning to the world its going to happen at some point. I therefore throw it out to my fellow organs - Do you streak? __________________ "A little enthusiastic?" May I add here, GG is awesome and I think I am in love with Stretchie...he rocks my world! SH2 \| 2MA \| GROM \| YSR

22-11-09, 08:45 PM	#2
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: Streaking i did once, was very drunk __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

22-11-09, 08:51 PM	#4
Drew Carey Not Fizzwheel Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brum Posts: 1,780	Re: Streaking I have been known to do so in my former student days. Plus the Mankini was no different to streaking on the stag do. May even wear it at the AR. __________________ My Bike Now Doesn't Have a Motor....Just Pedals!!!! Hovis RIP Buddy - 13/08/1975 - 03/10/2009 "Feckinnnn Unluckkeeeeeeee"

22-11-09, 09:02 PM	#5
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Streaking I've had the "trying to make it home without any clothes on" dream any number of times but thankfully (both for me and the rest of the world ) it's never happened in reality. Anyone remember Erica Rowe?

22-11-09, 09:12 PM	#6
kwak zzr Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Streaking I did it at Darley Moor race track lol dunno why i did it but i was plastered it was a complete strip i lost my camera

22-11-09, 09:13 PM	#7
kwak zzr Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Streaking oooh and to add to that I WILL DO IT AGAIN

22-11-09, 09:17 PM	#8
DarrenSV650S Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,414	Re: Streaking I do sometimes when I've had a LOTA LOTA drink

22-11-09, 09:22 PM	#9
Lozzo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Streaking I do it every now and again, and I don't need a drink either. I've run a full lap of the Indy circuit at Brands Hatch starkers in the middle of the night with my ex in a similar state of undress. We did stop for a "passionate hug" on the grass at the apex of Clearways (well out of sight of anyone)

22-11-09, 09:23 PM	#10
kwak zzr Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Streaking nice one lozzo!