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Old 11-03-10, 12:57 PM   #1
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Default Kevin "bloody" Wilson

No links, as this guy is so not U rated.

However I'm sat here reading a load of papers telling me about the cytotoxicity of clinically relevant wear particles and that aussie nutter might even be keeping me somewhere near sane.

Have a search on youtube for "stack the fridge"

"sip some champagne, snort some cocain, maybe swim some in the nude ... but you can stick that fancy s***, cos it's just not me and you..."
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Old 11-03-10, 01:08 PM   #2
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Default Re: Kevin "bloody" Wilson

My introduction to this performer was via the song "I wanna be a builder when I grow up".

That was in the late 90's I think. It was not funny then and it is not funny now...

Oh no, it is hilarious, rib crackingly brilliant. Funny does not even come close.

For an American equivalent, look up Stephen Lynch, Chris. He has had me in tears with his gentle songs of vileness. Lets just say that I will never look at a coat hanger again!
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Lets just say that I will never look at a coat hanger again!
Must refrain from serious un-PC jokes... Not drunk enough to get away with it...
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Old 11-03-10, 01:14 PM   #4
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"Don't touch your sister"

OMG my face hurts!
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OMG my face hurts!
That one is vile! But so funny...
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"Can't say **** in Canada" & "I've Had an Absolute **** of a day" are my two favs.
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I'm with Drew on this those are my favourites. Thanks to Strechie and GruntyGiggles for introducing me to his work. Oh and the list of things you can say in Canada is brilliant...
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No links, as this guy is so not U rated.
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YC i gotta admit i saw the title of the thread and thought "oh holly hell, he's only gonna have posted a linky the git"

Thanks for shattering my misconceptions

if you like kevin wilson you'll like Jim Jeffries...again kiddies he is sooooo not u rated!
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I can post some lyrics if you want?
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