So then...Tips for moving in with the girlfriend

Originally Posted by Kinvig

I hate the way women get so bloody minded about this one.

It's never bothered me if I get to the Little Dirk's Room and the seat is down. I just move it back up.

Yet, the tellnigs off I've had for leaving it up...you'd think I was doing it on purpose for some sort of nefarious reasons known only to myself.

Great, I'm ranting now!

Speaking of moving in and girlfriend hows the builder

Originally Posted by Kinvig

I hate the way women get so bloody minded about this one.

It's never bothered me if I get to the Little Dirk's Room and the seat is down. I just move it back up.

Yet, the tellnigs off I've had for leaving it up...you'd think I was doing it on purpose for some sort of nefarious reasons known only to myself.

Great, I'm ranting now!

like we're to believe you've had any female experience?

aaahh maybe your mum used to tell you off.....

Originally Posted by plowsie

Isnt your missus a member of the site?

"Mrs Viney" is indeed "one of us"

Originally Posted by keithd

like we're to believe you've had any female experience?

aaahh maybe your mum used to tell you off.....

Lol, yeah, judging by my recent performance I can see where you're coming from.

Can we get a mod to change Verna's username . . .

Master the art of saying "Yes Dear" at all times

[Viney]

LOL, Yes Verna is Bernardbikerchick of this site. I thought i would only start this one as a bit of humor. Most of the things that have been mentioned dont bother ewither of us..loo seats etc. Im more than happy to help put around the house, do whats needed doing, cook, etc, im right regular house trained me. Just that i kno its something that all us men have done in the past and something that us blokes joke about. But we wouldnt change it for the world to move in with the ones we love...isnt it guys???
Still keep em coming.

Since moving in with my missiz about 6 months ago, her levels of jealousy have shot through the roof. She even gets suspicious when I go out biking that I'm off to see some other girl . I got a lift back from london witgh a mates sister as she was going past oxford. I am still getting S**t about it now and that was months ago! I've never given her any reason to doubt me - think she just assumes that as we live togther, why would i need friends or passtimes that don't involve her, and she certainly can't grasp the concept of a friendship with women that doesn't involve sleeping with them.

-not helpful I know, but beware the green eyed monster!

In any sort of agreement, Jjst accept that you're wrong: It's so much easier. Until they cotton onto the fact that you're being insencere and then they get really nasty.

Resist the urge to parade around the house wearing your ladies "Sunday best" underwear.She is bound to return home with a gaggle of friends when you least expect it.

Do not for one second believe that the parp you released 3 hours ago will escape her sense of smell when she enters the room of the said act,some 3 hours later.

Happy to offer further valuable advice.

Originally Posted by philbut

Since moving in with my missiz about 6 months ago, her levels of jealousy have shot through the roof. She even gets suspicious when I go out biking that I'm off to see some other girl . I got a lift back from london witgh a mates sister as she was going past oxford. I am still getting S**t about it now and that was months ago! I've never given her any reason to doubt me - think she just assumes that as we live togther, why would i need friends or passtimes that don't involve her, and she certainly can't grasp the concept of a friendship with women that doesn't involve sleeping with them.

-not helpful I know, but beware the green eyed monster!

Consequently that was a cracking trip to the brothel yesterday