Monday mornings...

[Nicky S]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

What you do that for?

well first i didnt mean to lol

i was doing plastic conduit and was txing at the same time whilst i was at the top of a ladder and droped it coz someone kicked my ladder. oh the fun of college lol

[squirrel_hunter]

Originally Posted by El Saxo

Anyone else had a stupid start to the week?

Yes, I turned up for work at 9:00.

At 11:30 I discovered I had booked the day off.

came to work as normal as i pulled up to the security gate a police car behind me done a quick honk of his siren and pointed to the side, great i thought fine and points coming my way b0llocks, plod then said we were following you down the road when that car pulled right infront of you (they were waiting for me to hit the long straight round the next bend as plod number 2 pointed out) and instead of doing you for driving with undue care and attention ( they tried to pull me over at the scene but i carried on) if you make a statement about the car driver we'll let you off, to which i replied certanly officer, plod number 2 then say something very startaling and i quote "mate get onto ebay and get the mirror extenders for your sv there **** as standard, it i'll only cost you about £3.50, in actual fact i think ive still got some and i'll dump them in you letterbox sometime tomorrow" welcome to another trippy day in preston

Isn't this a song by The Mamas and the Papas?

[pmapp]

Originally Posted by squirrel_hunter

Yes, I turned up for work at 9:00.

At 11:30 I discovered I had booked the day off.

Sorry, but that one wins.

Originally Posted by squirrel_hunter

Yes, I turned up for work at 9:00.

At 11:30 I discovered I had booked the day off.

Classic me and 2 others after crimbo turned up at work to find out instead of opening at 9 we opened at 10 and we worked an hour that we didnt have to!

Originally Posted by squirrel_hunter

Yes, I turned up for work at 9:00.

At 11:30 I discovered I had booked the day off.

However, it's apparently not just Monday mornings - I had a coming together with a Zafira this morning on the East Lancs - filtering between lane 2 & 3 at between 25-30 and Mr Zafira in lane 2 decides he likes the look of the gap in lane 3...
Thankfully I managed to stay upright as I ping'd off the driver's door and luckily there is no damage to me or the SV.
The whole thing was a bit surreal really, I felt very teacher-like as I told him politely but sternly to use his mirrors & indicators properly in future

A lucky escape this time, but now I'm wondering what the 3rd thing will be as apparently these things happen in 3's

Originally Posted by El Saxo

However, it's apparently not just Monday mornings - I had a coming together with a Zafira this morning on the East Lancs - filtering between lane 2 & 3 at between 25-30 and Mr Zafira in lane 2 decides he likes the look of the gap in lane 3...
Thankfully I managed to stay upright as I ping'd off the driver's door and luckily there is no damage to me or the SV.
The whole thing was a bit surreal really, I felt very teacher-like as I told him politely but sternly to use his mirrors & indicators properly in future

A lucky escape this time, but now I'm wondering what the 3rd thing will be as apparently these things happen in 3's

Fecking hell, lucky escape there!!!!


Should of ripped his mirror off, afterall he seems not to use them!

[squirrel_hunter]

I'm here to claim my prize.


Oh and take it steady Saxo (remember it doesn't count unless you write the car off).

A certain person filled his hands with shaving foam ..................................and then thought it was shampoo