If I was Prime Minister...

[garynortheast]

My two favourite answers. A spot of testosterone free compassion and common sense. Won't go down well with the right wingers though.....


Balky, you're showing your age. The New Seekers indeed....

Originally Posted by Balky001

I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land

Alternatively, bring a maximum income cap (any excess goes to community projects, R&D, investment in infrastructure), help stop people thinking money is the root to happiness and success, educate on tolerance and base pride on the good things we do for others and not what we have/own. Anyone who is not very nice goes to behavioural school. Peace and love.

Originally Posted by maviczap

I would re introduce a refund on any plastic soft drinks bottle, say 5p per bottle

In that way folk would hold onto their bottle, instead of chucking it in the road.

10p per Mountain Dew bottle

[squirrel_hunter]

The will be a tax on "Selfie Sticks". The tax will be a public beating with said stick.

Personalised number plates will be maintained. However any vehicle displaying one will be crushed.

"Boy Bands" will be disbanded, there hasn't been a good one since the Monkees and there is no indication there ever will be. Anybody upset by this will be assessed under the Mental Health Act.

[maviczap]

One more

No more career politicians, to be an MP you must have done a normal job for a minimum of 3 years, including a zero hours contract job. No more going to Uni & then straight into politics.

Originally Posted by balky001

i'd like to build the world a home

and furnish it with love

grow apple trees and honey bees

and snow white turtle doves



i'd like to teach the world to sing

in perfect harmony

i'd like to hold it in my arms

and keep it company



i'd like to see the world for once

all standing hand in hand

and hear them echo through the hills

for peace throughout the land



alternatively, bring a maximum income cap (any excess goes to community projects, r&d, investment in infrastructure), help stop people thinking money is the root to happiness and success, educate on tolerance and base pride on the good things we do for others and not what we have/own. Anyone who is not very nice goes to behavioural school. Peace and love.

communist!!

[Balky001]

Originally Posted by Matt-EUC

communist!!

Well maybe more humanist than communist.

Garynortheast - I could say I know the song from the later coke adds but you are right, I'm old(ish) and remember the original

[maviczap]

I'd ban Tv programs such as Eastenders,Corrie, Flog It, Strictly come dancing,Bargain Hunt and most of the low budget fly on the wall series.

Bring back Tomorrows World, Dixon of Dock Green & Z Cars, UFO, Space 1999 & maybe Charlie's Angels

I'd ban Charles De Gaulle and aubergines.

[maviczap]

What about eggplants

[Biker Biggles]

Id ban authoritarian politicians.

Originally Posted by maviczap

What about eggplants

Aren't they what aubergines are called in the colonies (USA)?