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You do look a dodgy mofo
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At least you know this dude is watching you.Its the hidden cameras that work on my paranoia,but sure,if I have nothing to hide why shouldn't big brother be able to zoom in on my most intimate details?Its all in my best interests and these people do know best.
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I would have made sure to put my hands in my pocket just to wind him up some more.
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I was chucked out of JJB Sports when I was younger because "I wasn't the sort of person we want in here". I daresay since I had my usual punk/metal motley on I obviously looked like I wanted to steal a pair of Reeboks..
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I'm not paranoid! Am I? Yes you are. Shut up! Ok.
No I'm not paranoid, just bothered by him following me. You're a thief! Quote:
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He he he. Well judging by your avatar I'm not sure I'd want you in my shop neither! If I had one that is. |
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If you want the serious answer then...
Firstly he was not 'spying' on you. There are many reasons he could have been looking at you, boredom, practice, suspicion, or simply because hes paid to. Just because your in bike leathers does not mean you are not shop lifting, you would be surprised what shop thieves actually look like. A security guard looking at you should not annoy you. The fact that we live in a society that requires a security guard should. If you feel like your being watched the best option would be to either walk out if you don't like it or approach the guard and politely ask to be pointed in the direction of some products. I wouldn't recommend some of the other answers as while you will probably give the guard and yourself a bit of a laugh, it may not pan out quite as you intend it... |
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When I was 5, my mum was banned from Tescos cos I pulled tins out of the baked bean display and they all fell over. Tru dat.
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![]() Funny that Ed, my mum never went back to the local Co-op after I pushed over a display rack... ![]() ![]() |
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best one to do, if you walk into a shop with a mate go up to the clerk and say "you wana watch him mate, he's a thief" provides some enjoyment
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I did look at him a few times as if to say "yes? can I help you?" but that made it worse for me as I just got more frustrated when he carried on! No I wont be tring some of the thing ssuggested by others although I'd love to! ![]() |
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