Security guard woes in boots-So what if I've got a beard and I'm in leathers?

[squirrel_hunter]

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

No I didn't really want a serious answer, I just wanted a moan.

Sorry, I just have experience in this area and like to help people understand the work and reasoning that is involved.

On a lighter note; collect high value goods, preferably in bulk and move them from one side of the store to another creating a stash. Do this semi discreetly, then pay for your shopping and leave. The guard will go home thinking he's deterred a major theft, his bosses will think hes good at his job and will have him back to catch the real thieves and you will get one over on him and give your mates in the pub a laugh. Everyone wins!