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Old 23-05-06, 09:47 PM   #61
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Old 23-05-06, 09:48 PM   #62
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Twisted testicle!

Moving a reel of paper
Slight pain in the old naggers, oops, lucky to get away with that.

Straight down the pub from work, back to the digs, up to bed.

Pants off and BANG. Pain like someone had kicked me in the nuts!

Within 5 or so mins the left nagger has swollen to about three times it normal size and I am puking with the pain.
Blood keeps pumping in but cant get out.
Bu&&er this hurts!!!!!!

Call amublance
Pass out

Wake up in hospital with stitches in both sides

Blessed relief.

2 kids since then so the surgeon did a good job.



Have tears in my eyes reading that

Totally Agree!! That brought tears to my eyes and I'm a girlie!

I've NEVER been in that much pain that I've passed out.. and this coming from a man!

Bollo* to that......!!

TAXI..............!!
I have 2 words... Bilateral orchiectomy
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Old 23-05-06, 09:48 PM   #63
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I really need to see a dentist. I have an appointment tomorrow at 2.30.
is that the chinese Time?
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Old 23-05-06, 09:49 PM   #64
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I broke my colar bone while on my MTB and had to ride home which wasnt too pleasent.

But the most painful thing ive experienced is Kidney Stones MY GOD!!! i thought i was dieing, ive heard its like the equivalent of male childbirth.

i would never wish anybody to go throught that!!
Same here mate! I feel for you! (kidney stones)

Still going through the tests to see how they're going to sort it!

I nearly passed out with the pain!

UNBELIEVABLE!
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Old 23-05-06, 09:56 PM   #66
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I have 2 words... Bilateral orchiectomy




Ok! Ok! Ok!

You win!!

I've just put that in my search engine and clicked on the 1st thing that came up (no pun intended there! ) and I would have pasted the link but for the content!!

It SHOWS you the procedure...............IN DETAIL !!!!

He has these 2 little round things in his hands...........!!

And you had this done Razor??? OUCH! and OUCH again!

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I have 2 words... Bilateral orchiectomy




Ok! Ok! Ok!

You win!!

I've just put that in my search engine and clicked on the 1st thing that came up (no pun intended there! ) and I would have pasted the link but for the content!!

It SHOWS you the procedure...............IN DETAIL !!!!

He has these 2 little round things in his hands...........!!

And you had this done Razor??? OUCH! and OUCH again!


Had to wince at that..... photo's and every thing... OUCH.
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Old 23-05-06, 10:24 PM   #68
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A bulging disc which has damaged nerves in my spinal cord causing severe sciatica.
Been in pain for a year less 2 weeks
Oh man I feel for ya.

I had sciatica from hell after my off. I vividly remember waking up one Tuesday morning in August 2004 with pain trawled from hell, it felt like someone was ramming a red hot poker up my ****. It was unspeakable agony. The physio told me that the pelvic and lumbar region had had a helluva whack and they were all settling down and that minute movement in my lower spine was pressing on the sciatic nerve, causing this hideous shooting pain.

K's friends - tramadol and diwotsitsname - didn't touch it and voltarol was like taking smarties. The only real relief was doggie position, crouched on all fours, as it stretched my spine. But you can't sleep like that. I used to think that sciatica was an old person's problem and I had no idea of the awful pain.

In the end the physio got rid of most of it by giving me stretching exercises, and I had acupuncture to get rid of the rest. It worked.

I never ever want sciatica again.
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Pain?

Hmm!

I once got kicked over a stable door by a horse.................both feet right into my stomach. That hurt

I went over the handlebars of my pushbike when I was 10, skidded 10ft through inch deep beech nuts and into a bed of nettles. THAT HURT!

But nothing compares to having my nipple pierced three weeks ago. MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! THAT REALLY HURT!
Better not get that done then... you're second person on here that said that!!

I'll have to get my tongue done instead then

Belly button didn't hurt at all
I Third the nipple. Most intense pain but well worth it. Well until I caught it at work, nearly ripped it out, couldn't sleep on my front for a week!

I wouldn't recomend the tongue, doubt it will hurt as much as the nipple when you get it done. But you will regret it when you start cracking your teeth with it
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Vote for GallStones.

Hurts like hell. Severe burning/acid pain that don't go away.

Not any more as I don't have a gall. \/
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