alien threat? - SV650.org

09-03-12, 12:37 AM

Hit by massive power cut. True! As far as the eye can see its a power cut. I can see a long way from my house and its a blackout. Rumour that solar flares have caused power issues. I fear an alien threat. I am heading to Haslemere Gun shop to break in. Meet me there if you are willing to defend your neighbourhood and commuter belt, cap doffing, Hum drum way of life against the inter stella travelling alien hordes.

Either that or ignore it and get a good night sleep and hope for the best in the morning. Sleep tight. I'm off to get some ammo. Rgds Idle x

squirrel_hunter · 09-03-12, 12:41 AM

The Apocalypse is upon us. I wish you all the best in your endeavors to survive.

09-03-12, 08:53 AM

Nothing on the news this morning so either you're all ok or they've taken over media control already...
DOes this mean there's no match of the day tomorrow?

09-03-12, 09:32 AM

you want to tell these aliens that they were not due until december so they should book in at the B&B.

Mark_h · 09-03-12, 09:35 AM

We need to get Joe down there to run them out of town! I'm sure he can out run an inter stella fighter craft even in the dark.

09-03-12, 10:28 AM

and so it begins......ROLL UP! ROLL UP! GET YER DAILY CHEER WITH OUR VERY OWN UNIQUE JOE RELATED POSTS!

09-03-12, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark_h

We need to get Joe down there to run them out of town! I'm sure he can out run an inter stella fighter craft even in the dark.

Lol!

09-03-12, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tom-k6

you want to tell these aliens that they were not due until december so they should book in at the B&B.

I hear what you're saying, 20th December isnt it?
Maybe their arrival is just the start of it maybe we've got 9months of fighting before... it happens.

09-03-12, 11:23 AM

i did see something saying that the leap year wasnt introduced until caesar and the mayans never accounted for this extra day every four years, so that according to their calendars, we are now in june or july 2013....

09-03-12, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Idle Biker

Hit by massive power cut. True! As far as the eye can see its a power cut. I can see a long way from my house and its a blackout. Rumour that solar flares have caused power issues. I fear an alien threat. I am heading to Haslemere Gun shop to break in. Meet me there if you are willing to defend your neighbourhood and commuter belt, cap doffing, Hum drum way of life against the inter stella travelling alien hordes.

Either that or ignore it and get a good night sleep and hope for the best in the morning. Sleep tight. I'm off to get some ammo. Rgds Idle x

You should make sure you pay the bill or just turn on the lights, it really works

If you concered about solar activity then this article may interest you;

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201203084986/

09-03-12, 12:37 AM	#1
The Idle Biker Guest Posts: n/a	alien threat? Hit by massive power cut. True! As far as the eye can see its a power cut. I can see a long way from my house and its a blackout. Rumour that solar flares have caused power issues. I fear an alien threat. I am heading to Haslemere Gun shop to break in. Meet me there if you are willing to defend your neighbourhood and commuter belt, cap doffing, Hum drum way of life against the inter stella travelling alien hordes. Either that or ignore it and get a good night sleep and hope for the best in the morning. Sleep tight. I'm off to get some ammo. Rgds Idle x Last edited by The Idle Biker; 09-03-12 at 12:39 AM.

09-03-12, 12:41 AM	#2
squirrel_hunter Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sunny Swindon Posts: 3,579	Re: alien threat? The Apocalypse is upon us. I wish you all the best in your endeavors to survive. __________________ "A little enthusiastic?" May I add here, GG is awesome and I think I am in love with Stretchie...he rocks my world! SH2 \| 2MA \| GROM \| YSR

09-03-12, 08:53 AM	#3
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: alien threat? Nothing on the news this morning so either you're all ok or they've taken over media control already... DOes this mean there's no match of the day tomorrow?

09-03-12, 09:32 AM	#4
tom-k6 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: alien threat? you want to tell these aliens that they were not due until december so they should book in at the B&B.

09-03-12, 09:35 AM	#5
Mark_h Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fleet, Hampshire Posts: 2,448	Re: alien threat? We need to get Joe down there to run them out of town! I'm sure he can out run an inter stella fighter craft even in the dark. __________________ Don't want to be the quickest; don't want to be the best; just want to be the one having the most fun. XL125Varadero -> Curvy SV650N-Y -> SV1000N-K3 -> Multistrada 1200s Twin-tastic stuff. Minister for Sustainability *Aliquid prudentissimus delectabiles et intelligentes in adamasset lingua.*

09-03-12, 10:28 AM	#6
tom-k6 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: alien threat? and so it begins......ROLL UP! ROLL UP! GET YER DAILY CHEER WITH OUR VERY OWN UNIQUE JOE RELATED POSTS!

09-03-12, 11:23 AM	#9
tom-k6 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: alien threat? i did see something saying that the leap year wasnt introduced until caesar and the mayans never accounted for this extra day every four years, so that according to their calendars, we are now in june or july 2013....

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