who is your family numpty?

My family numpty is my OH. She's still with me LOL

Brother-in-law. Oh, how shall I name the ways? eBay addict (never a good thing, a parcel almost every day); as a kid he apparently took apart everything (with no hope of putting back together) up to and including a TV; has come one rescue loan from his dad from going bankrupt; once sold his kettle at a car boot sale - wife then had to go out and buy a new one; was grounded and banned from using his moped so borrowed his mate's un-taxed/insured/MOT'd moped and, while distracted by a police car, crashed into a perfectly innocent parked car - badly broke and nearly lost his leg; about to be married for the THIRD time....

Personal numptyness usually shows up in small injuries - stabbing myself with screwdrivers, cutting hand open on bacon slicer, splitting finger open to the bone with a sledgehammer, locking up front wheel on Mod1...

[squirrel_hunter]

I thought about this for a while but honestly can't think of one. That made me happy.

But then I remembered that in every group situation there is alway "one". And if after looking around for that one, you can't think who it is, then the "one" is you. This made me sad.

[carelesschucca]

ME!!!

[BoltonSte]

Originally Posted by minimorecambe

That's numpty would be me.

An example being separating 2 frozen burgers by holding them in one hand and putting a big knife through them. A few stitches later I still haven't learnt.

Lay them flat on your palm, then slam them down (burger first) onto a flat hard surface, such as your worktop.

Numpty, that would have to be the wife, even out 2 year old is less of a numpty.

Ste

ste i know your wife , trust me its you

[timwilky]

Just to add to young Curtis's numptyness.

He has now purchased a second iPhone4S, and was delighted to find the original wet one has now dried out sufficiently to work perfectly. He now owns 2. Just how cool is that for an Apple kudos addict.