Ive hurt myself

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by sv4me

MUCH worse than child birth

hehehehe there it is again.....I waannaa pinch it for my avatar LOL

I thought childbirth was a breeze, so much so I did it the first time with no pain control. I can safely say having a caesarian this time was much much worse!! I'd prefer to be kicked in the nuts... cause even seven months on, I can't stand the scar pushing against an SV tank

[squirrel_hunter]

When I was 17 I dumped the clutch from a standstill with a bag full of rev's due to some idiot in a car annoying me. Well the bike went vertical and I slid back in the seat. Inexperience set in and I threw the throttle shut and pulled the clutch in. This resulted in the front wheel coming back down to earth with a head bearing breaking bump which in turn sent me sliding forward with much force. Luckly the petrol tank stopped me from going to far forward. I say Luckly.

At this point the relief of saving the bike from looping was starting to give way to the increasingly throbbing pain from my gentleman region. Without wanting to loose face with the car driver I managed to continue on to the next turning where upon I needed to stop.

I prized myself off of the bike and with tears in my eyes and nearly bent over double I reached between my legs and aimed toward my chest to retrieve my plums and bring them back down. It was at this point that I noticed something was not quite right. I was stood there at the side of the road with a hand down the front of my trousers gently massaging their contents with tears in my eyes, out side of an all girls school. I beat a hasty retreat.

Originally Posted by squirrel_hunter

When I was 17 I dumped the clutch from a standstill with a bag full of rev's due to some idiot in a car annoying me. Well the bike went vertical and I slid back in the seat. Inexperience set in and I threw the throttle shut and pulled the clutch in. This resulted in the front wheel coming back down to earth with a head bearing breaking bump which in turn sent me sliding forward with much force. Luckly the petrol tank stopped me from going to far forward. I say Luckly.

At this point the relief of saving the bike from looping was starting to give way to the increasingly throbbing pain from my gentleman region. Without wanting to loose face with the car driver I managed to continue on to the next turning where upon I needed to stop.

I prized myself off of the bike and with tears in my eyes and nearly bent over double I reached between my legs and aimed toward my chest to retrieve my plums and bring them back down. It was at this point that I noticed something was not quite right. I was stood there at the side of the road with a hand down the front of my trousers gently massaging their contents with tears in my eyes, out side of an all girls school. I beat a hasty retreat.

classic

Originally Posted by sv4me

Didnt 1 of your friends piledrive your face into the floor not that long ago? Are you sure theyre your friends

Nah....that was a colleague that did that! lol!

serious if u have banged yer testicles book an appointment with the dr.. go get em checked.

yep, same as you, is an old railway bridge near me, was on the SV when i had it, little to fast, front wheel was up, i think the back was as well, but might not have been, hit the ground like a tonne of bricks, as my nuts did the same ontop of the tank!!! pain in the ass!