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Old 21-07-10, 05:40 PM   #1
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Old 21-07-10, 05:42 PM   #2
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Old 21-07-10, 05:51 PM   #3
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Blue shift is the shortening of a transmitted signal’s wavelength, and/or an increase in its frequency, due to the Doppler Effect, which indicates that the object is moving toward the observer. The name comes from the fact that the shorter-wavelength end of the optical spectrum is the blue (or violet) end, hence, when visible light is compacted in wavelength, it is shifted towards the “blue” end of the spectrum. Since the longer-wavelength end of the visible electromagnetic spectrum is red, the opposite effect, of a lengthening of a signal’s wavelength, is referred to as redshifting.
While the terms “redshifting” and “blueshifting” imply significantly redder or bluer light, only the most distant galaxies and those moving at speeds far above average emit light that arrives with perceptible red or blue tinges. For the most part, shifting is not a visible phenomenon.[1]

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Old 21-07-10, 06:44 PM   #6
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.


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Old 21-07-10, 06:50 PM   #7
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Big bang.... Boom

Sounds like a 1970's eurovision song! :0)
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I love the joke about the programmer;

A wife sends her developer husband to the shops. "Get me two loaves of bread, and if they've got any eggs get six" she says.

He came home with six loaves of bread.

She says "what the f***?"

He replies "well they had eggs!"
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I love the joke about the programmer;

A wife sends her developer husband to the shops. "Get me two loaves of bread, and if they've got any eggs get six" she says.

He came home with six loaves of bread.

She says "what the f***?"

He replies "well they had eggs!"
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Old 21-07-10, 09:20 PM   #10
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I love the joke about the programmer;

A wife sends her developer husband to the shops. "Get me two loaves of bread, and if they've got any eggs get six" she says.

He came home with six loaves of bread.

She says "what the f***?"

He replies "well they had eggs!"
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