The Mega (AR09) thread.

[Sally]

So he basically lives in London, not Slurry :)

Hah

[chris8886]

bt hes cute though, right??


purchase??
just introduce yourself as chris nuuuumberrrrrrsssssssss

i think i'm going to look/sound a right numpty when i say hello to you! lol

So he basically lives in London, not Slurry :)

Hah

definately not london, i probably live a similar distance to joshy from london (but north west of london), but definately count as hertfordshire.

[joshmac]

i think i'm going to look/sound a right numpty when i say hello to you! lol



definately not london, i probably live a similar distance to joshy from london (but north west of london), but definately count as hertfordshire.
There's the proof, from someone who knows, that anywhere south of the Watford gap (what's that I hear you say :lol:) is not just London :razz:
Your cheque's in the post mate ;)

What is Gracie expecting you sound like then?

[joshmac]

Just wanted to say (for the record an' all that), I'm not the guy which "the age difference thread" is about. Someone sent me a PM asking about it after reading this. It's not me :lol:

[Graciepants]

Just wanted to say (for the record an' all that), I'm not the guy which "the age difference thread" is about. Someone sent me a PM asking about it after reading this. It's not me :lol:

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha

i think i'm going to look/sound a right numpty when i say hello to you! lol

im gonna be prancing about in white leathers, most likely annoying ophic by stealing his dog. i wil hardly be intimidating :rolleyes:

[joshmac]

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha



im gonna be prancing about in white leathers, most likely annoying ophic but stealing his dog. i wil hardly be intimidating :rolleyes:
Something funny? eh? lol

I don't think it was about him being intimidated :confused: Could be wrong though

[chris8886]

There's the proof, from someone who knows, that anywhere south of the Watford gap (what's that I hear you say :lol:) is not just London :razz: but anywhere north of watford gap is NORTHERN! ;)
Your cheque's in the post mate ;)

What is Gracie expecting you sound like then?

refers to her saying i should introduce myself as chris nuuuumberrrrrrsssssssss.

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha



im gonna be prancing about in white leathers, most likely annoying ophic but stealing his dog. i wil hardly be intimidating :rolleyes:


ah, that's ok then, but if you're playing with ophics dog i don't expect em to be white for long.

[joshmac]

refers to her saying i should introduce myself as chris nuuuumberrrrrrsssssssss.

Hmmm.. if you do decide to do this, let me get it on camera ;) lol you could be the muppet of AR09.. steal the title from breadboy (Kingsmill's much better btw :razz:)

Yes you're right. Everyone north of the Gap is Northern. Only us people living on the correct side of it are allowed to make sweeping generalisations. How could they forget that. Duh.:-D

[Graciepants]

Something funny? eh? lol
that people thought you had a 14 y/o gf cos what you'd said in this thread. it amused me

refers to her saying i should introduce myself as chris nuuuumberrrrrrsssssssss.

ah, that's ok then, but if you're playing with ophics dog i don't expect em to be white for long.
lol you HAVE to introduce yourself like that, its the rules

[chris8886]

Hmmm.. if you do decide to do this, let me get it on camera ;) lol you could be the muppet of AR09.. steal the title from breadboy (Kingsmill's much better btw :razz:)

Yes you're right. Everyone north of the Gap is Northern. Only us people living on the correct side of it are allowed to make sweeping generalisations. How could they forget that. Duh.:-D

i couldn't possibly take that title from hovis, it just wouldn't be proper in all things AR!

that people thought you had a 14 y/o gf cos what you'd said in this thread. it amused me


lol you HAVE to introduce yourself like that, its the rules

yes maam! :salut:

[joshmac]

i couldn't possibly take that title from hovis, it just wouldn't be proper in all things ar!
true


yes maam! :salut:
don't you mean mademoiselle, with her being younger than you an' all ;)

[Messie]

Mmmmm think I may need to speak to the local Vicar, what with possible births and rumoured weddings! Just so long as we don't have the third one of the hatch, match and dispatch trio I'll be happy ;)

[Raf]

i couldn't possibly take that title from hovis, it just wouldn't be proper in all things AR!

Fools may try to take over the title from the bread man, but they all shall fail before the master.


yes maam! :salut:

Don't for the '. That will be ma'am, short for madam. But why do you call her that? Is she married?


don't you mean mademoiselle, with her being younger than you an' all [/color]

Mademoiselle, that's more like it, but not because she is young, but because she is single.

[SoulKiss]

Mmmmm think I may need to speak to the local Vicar, what with possible births and rumoured weddings! Just so long as we don't have the third one of the hatch, match and dispatch trio I'll be happy ;)

Oh I dunno, I'm looking forwards to help dispatching the BBQ food on the Sat night.

[monkey]

Is there gonna be another bbq?

[SoulKiss]

Is there gonna be another bbq?

Oh do pay attention double-oh Monkey

Check the AR thread......

[Bear]

Mademoiselle, that's more like it, but not because she is young, but because she is single.

Raf, diplomatic as always. With smooth talking like that, why are you single again? Lol

:laughat:

[joshmac]

Raf, diplomatic as always. With smooth talking like that, why are you single again? Lol

:laughat:
:lol: Maybe you need to molest him back into shape mate ;)

[Jinxy43]

Raf, diplomatic as always. With smooth talking like that, why are you single again? Lol

:laughat:


More than likely for the same reasons that I have just found myself single again

[Demonz]

Should I feel guilty for being happy my wife has just booked flights back to DK for her and the kids.....

Looks like I may get to attend :)

[joshmac]

No ;)

HTH

[Grinch]

Is someone having a AR this year then?

[Kate Moss]

Anyone want a pillion?

[joshmac]

Is someone having a AR this year then?
A what now? ;)



I'm happy to take a pillion if Phil wants a blast for a while...

[Kate Moss]

We only go pillion with people that can ride well ! :)

[joshmac]

Harsh words Miss Moss! :lol:

Doesn't bother me. Oh and just for the record, only one person can legally go pillion. You're not strapping Milo on too are ya? :razz:

[Kate Moss]

Not sure Milo would appreciate the ride!

[joshmac]

Well you did say WE only go pillion with people that can ride well. Who's the other party to make it we? Obviously not Phil 'cause he'd be riding not going pillion ;)

[SoulKiss]

Well you did say WE only go pillion with people that can ride well. Who's the other party to make it we? Obviously not Phil 'cause he'd be riding not going pillion ;)

Isn't it obviuous Joshy-boy, she meant "One only goes", but got confused with Royal We :) She was just trying (failing) to be posh :)

[Kate Moss]

actually -

I read Josh's post to say if phil wants a blast he can go with Josh, but as I wasn't sure I replied with "we" meaning neither of us would go pillion with a sh!te rider!

[joshmac]

Isn't it obviuous Joshy-boy, she meant "One only goes", but got confused with Royal We :) She was just trying (failing) to be posh :)
Fair play, she doesn't stand a chance :lol:
I s'pose in french "on voyage" can be translated "one travels" or "we travel" depending on the context. Bit more colloquial that nous.

[Kate Moss]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[joshmac]

actually -

I read Josh's post to say if phil wants a blast he can go with Josh, but as I wasn't sure I replied with "we" meaning neither of us would go pillion with a sh!te rider!
Bitchy :lol: I've obviously done something to upset you haha.

How can you say I'm a sh*te rider when you've never really seen me ride?

Oh well. Kate still wants someone to take her pillion people...

[Kate Moss]

i saw you come into every stop at AR last year! now was that cuz I just couldn't keep my eyes of you or I was waiting for the last one to turn up?!





only messing my dear!

[joshmac]

i saw you come into every stop at AR last year! now was that cuz I just couldn't keep my eyes of you or I was waiting for the last one to turn up?!





only messing my dear!
I seeeeeeeeeee. Must've been the latter! Well if I were to be a pedantic c*nt, I could say that I wasn't the last one 'cause last time I checked, I wasn't TEC ;) Should get your eyes tested hun :lol: j/k :kiss:

[Kate Moss]

hehe! agh how ive missed you!

[joshmac]

:lol: And who says sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet ;) lol
I can't remember the last time I posted in Katara's shoe shop.

[Spiderman]

Well i'll be TEC for the after lunch session so if you fancy sitting on the back of the slowest bike for a while you're more than welcome to.

Tho i do have a habbit of leaving a huuuuuge gap in front of me at times just so i can fly for a bit. Only for cool air for the bike of course ;)

[joshmac]

Well i'll be TEC for the after lunch session so if you fancy sitting on the back of the slowest bike for a while you're more than welcome to.

Tho i do have a habbit of leaving a huuuuuge gap in front of me at times just so i can fly for a bit. Only for cool air for the bike of course ;)
occifer ;)

[Kate Moss]

Well i'll be TEC for the after lunch session so if you fancy sitting on the back of the slowest bike for a while you're more than welcome to.

Tho i do have a habbit of leaving a huuuuuge gap in front of me at times just so i can fly for a bit. Only for cool air for the bike of course ;)


That sounds like a plan, hope you got good suspension!!

[joshmac]

Yeah you've been spoilt with Phil's suspension upgrades. It's hardly like your weight is gonna cause Zig or his web any problems! :lol:

[Spiderman]

Is our kate a bit of a flywieght then?

[Kate Moss]

chunky monkey!!!

[Spiderman]

whatever, the offers there. If we pop a tyre tho i might have words :lol:

[Kate Moss]

whatever, the offers there. If we pop a tyre tho i might have words :lol:



what, even if it's not my fault?!

[Spiderman]

its always someones fault, just never mine :)

[Kate Moss]

its always someones fault, just never mine :)

can tell your male alright!

[joshmac]

Is our kate a bit of a flywieght then?
Mate I don't even think she'd qualify for that ;)

chunky monkey!!!
Feck off! :lol:

what, even if it's not my fault?!
Yes

[joshmac]

its always someones fault, just never mine :)
But Kate's female so it can't be her fault... women are always right mate, well at least that's what you let them believe ;)

[Kate Moss]

Well done Josh, I see I have taught you well!

[joshmac]

Well done Josh, I see I have taught you well!
:smt045 you tell yourself that hun ;)

Zig, of course it's her fault mate hehe #runs#

[plowsie]

Looks like I won't be attending AR09 peeps, various reasons, main reason is because Kayla and I want to do something else wherein we can still be part of and enjoy. For me the idea of the Annual Rideout is the Rideout bit, and not having the bike, we won't be involved in the days antics, which is a shame.

This is also not to say that the AR will not be enjoyable, but the clue for me is in the rideout.

I wish you all a fandabidosie weekend and to all be safe.

[Kate Moss]

my mexican wave is gunna suck!

[joshmac]

Looks like I won't be attending AR09 peeps, various reasons, main reason is because Kayla and I want to do something else wherein we can still be part of and enjoy. For me the idea of the Annual Rideout is the Rideout bit, and not having the bike, we won't be involved in the days antics, which is a shame.

This is also not to say that the AR will not be enjoyable, but the clue for me is in the rideout.

I wish you all a fandabidosie weekend and to all be safe.
Sorry to hear that mate. 'Though the best bit for me last year was the social side. I could've just done that...

my mexican wave is gunna suck!
http://www.dwillenbring.com/icons/Waving%20Mexican.gif

:laughat: ;)

[Kate Moss]

Hey, my tash is no where near as big as that!

[Spiderman]

Looks like I won't be attending AR09 peeps, various reasons, main reason is because Kayla and I want to do something else wherein we can still be part of and enjoy. For me the idea of the Annual Rideout is the Rideout bit, and not having the bike, we won't be involved in the days antics, which is a shame.

This is also not to say that the AR will not be enjoyable, but the clue for me is in the rideout.

I wish you all a fandabidosie weekend and to all be safe.

tell you what, bring you bicycle and some string and i'll tow you along behind me. C'mon, you know you wanna!

[plowsie]

tell you what, bring you bicycle and some string and i'll tow you along behind me. C'mon, you know you wanna!
I give you....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csy2_65UAnc

[Kate Moss]

tell you what, bring you bicycle and some string and i'll tow you along behind me. C'mon, you know you wanna!



do I get a say in this?! lol

[Spiderman]

I give you....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csy2_65UAnc

See, its so do-able mate.

And anyway i now know the real reason why you aint comming. You aint made me my badge yet have you. Thats the real reason innit?

do I get a say in this?! lol

Ah dont worry, i wont tie him to the back of your jacket, just the grabrail.

[joshmac]

Hey, my tash is no where near as big as that!
Yeah but men always exagerate sizes. You should know that by now! :lol:

[Kate Moss]

Yeah but men always exagerate sizes. You should know that by now! :lol:

I've never experienced this!

[joshmac]

Well some guys are just too modest for their own good.
Back on topic ;)

[Kate Moss]

See, its so do-able mate.

And anyway i now know the real reason why you aint comming. You aint made me my badge yet have you. Thats the real reason innit?



Ah dont worry, i wont tie him to the back of your jacket, just the grabrail.

Badges? I want one! Plowsie - get on it!

It's ok il face the wrong way and hold the rope! Honest I wont let go!!

[Spiderman]

Well we need to make sure Plowsies BMX has Z rated tyres first...then you can let go at the right speed ;)

[joshmac]

120mph? :lol:

[plowsie]

BMX :o

I'll have you know I have a good rated Chopper!

[joshmac]

BMX :o

I'll have you know I have a good rated Chopper!
You mean a hardly ridable with no engine?! ;)

[Spiderman]

BMX :o

I'll have you know I have a good rated Chopper!


Is that what your g/f tells you mate? Does she manage to keep a straight face while she says it??


;)

[joshmac]

Is that what your g/f tells you mate? Does she manage to keep a straight face while she says it??


;)
Is that a rhetorical question mate? :lol:

[Paul the 6th]

66 attending as it currently stands :) this is gonna be fairly big :D

[hovis]

66 attending as it currently stands :) this is gonna be fairly big :D

not as big as last year though;)

[SoulKiss]

not as big as last year though;)

Hovis - stop being a ****

[Paul the 6th]

lmao - I'm not getting involved with this discussion guys, I nearly got in trouble with the suggestion that the september peak district ride should just be a big mash up :)

[hovis]

Hovis - stop being a ****

star?

[SoulKiss]

star?

Something like that :) :smt081

[Paul the 6th]

don't make me break it up guys, I'm taller than both of you. You've been warned :razz:

[SoulKiss]

don't make me break it up guys, I'm taller than both of you. You've been warned :razz:

You're not that big - remember who was drinking real beer the other week, and who was drinking fizzy-pop :)

[Alpinestarhero]

You're not that big - remember who was drinking real beer the other week, and who was drinking fizzy-pop :)

have you seen him play GTA? he'll just get in a car and run you down :lol:

[Paul the 6th]

to be honest david, I was quite pished that night. Had no tea (until the vegetarian donner kebab at silly o clock) and kept missing my mouth with the glass so alot of the pop ended up on my front. Quite embarrassing but I'm looking forward to doing it all again :)

[Supervox]

not as big as last year though;)

Hovis - you're a :toss:

[Paul the 6th]

rapper?

[hovis]

Hovis - you're a :toss:

:smt022
awwww you've hurt my feelings now

[plowsie]

:smt022
awwww you've hurt my feelings now
:rolleyes: I doubt that very much. There are worse things that could happen to you that wrench your heart terribly mate.

[hovis]

:rolleyes: I doubt that very much. There are worse things that could happen to you that wrench your heart terribly mate.

i was simply pointing out it wont be as busy as last year, there was no need for vox' post............. neio got banned for a simerler comment

[SoulKiss]

i was simply pointing out it wont be as busy as last year, there was no need for vox' post............. neio got banned for a simerler comment

Yeah but Neio's post was not necessarily true...

[Owenski]

getting excited now, bikes going to be all set up perfect (me hopes)
it doesnt matter that its not going to be as big, because this year ITS GONNA BE MASSIVE, WOOP WOOP!
Glow sticks and face paint :p

[Alpinestarhero]

it looks to me like its gonna be big....i bet not everyone has put their name on the list

i will miss omse of the poeple that were there last year but not coming this year (pete and lissa being two)

[Supervox]

i was simply pointing out it wont be as busy as last year, there was no need for vox' post............. neio got banned for a simerler comment

You might be a thoroughly nice chap - I don't know, we've never met; but I can only go by your posts and your only contribution to the various AR threads has been to whinge, moan, complain & wind others up.

I can't recall reading a single post that offered anything constructive or by way of encouragement.

Perhaps the reason that the numbers are 'down' at the moment is that you haven't said yet whether you're attending or not - could it be that a fair number of people are awaiting your decision as it may well affect theirs ?

If you need help with this, I do recall you saying that if you were named as a Marker it could help your decsion - well I can now tell you that you are not !!

[Spiderman]

:smt022
awwww you've hurt my feelings now

well you post looking for a reaction and you got your reaction. Live with it. If you have nothing constructive to say about the AR, which you mostly dont, then i would suggest you keep it to yourself.

I could tell you that your not as amusing to me as you were this time last year. Am i simply making an observation or saying somethign that could get under your skin?

the organisers go to a lot of time and trouble each year for the AR, how about you step up to the chalenge next year Hovis and we all spend most of our posts sniping at your efforts :roll:

[Owenski]

Slow down guys, the AR's meant to be fun. I think Hovis has a dry sense of humor, but its still humor all the same. If it was offensive to anybody then I'm sure he'd offer his hand and an appolgy, remember a lot of things dont come accross in text format as they would if spoken.
Lets all hold hands and plan on getting drunk, its not good publisity for AR if the AR mega thread is just one massive riot.

Friends?:drink::smt035:grouphug:

[SoulKiss]

Slow down guys, the AR's meant to be fun. I think Hovis has a dry sense of humor, but its still humor all the same. If it was offensive to anybody then I'm sure he'd offer his hand and an appolgy, remember a lot of things dont come accross in text format as they would if spoken.
Lets all hold hands and plan on getting drunk, its not good publisity for AR if the AR mega thread is just one massive riot.

Friends?:drink::smt035:grouphug:

Sorry Matt, but you obviously have'n't been paying attention in a lot of other threads.

First it was "if I cant be a marker I dont think I will come."

Then it was "I know the t-shirts are only in blue, but can I have one in yellow."

Then when someone remarks on the numbers coming its "It snot a big as last year."

I am speaking out because its just worn me away, in EVERY thread it seems that someone says something in a positive way (ACF50 thread) and he just puts them or their efforts down.

Thats not a "dry sense of humour", and there is only so many times that people can accept the offer of a hand and an apology.

[Alpinestarhero]

+1 to soulkiss's post...all over the forums, there have been some rather unhelpfull, antagonistic replies to threads (including at least one of mine). I was worried it was a personal attack at first (I know hovis likes to wind me up about my topbox, I don't mind that, I know its unsightly and I welcome all your negative comments...they build my character :lol:) but after some discussion with some others, it would seem that hovis has made a few antagonising posts; not overly malicious, but certainly not helpfull.

I dont want anyone to fall out with anyone on here, and hovis - I do think your a laugh, but lately the majority of your posts havn't made me chuckle. Just tone it down a bit mate and go back to making silly jokes which dont really offend anyone or annoy anyone :joker:

Cheers,

Matt

[Spiderman]

And lets not forget the sig remark of "like the AR but without the moaning" :roll:

It really is getting tedious Hovis.

[Owenski]

it seems my olive branch has snapped and been used to open a can of worms.

RUN FOR COVER!

PS I love you all, you make me chukkle ;)

[Alpinestarhero]

PS I love you all, you make me chukkle ;)

we love you too :kiss:

[Spiderman]

In fact we all love each other and our AR hence we get so annoyed when some people go out their way to try and undermine it all the time.

Anyway apart from all that i'm so looking forward to it for meeting peolple like yourself Mat, peeps who make interesting and intelligent posts and seem like nice people online. Will be good to put names to faces in a few weeks :)

[Alpinestarhero]

a few weeks :)

:smt041:smt041:smt041

[Graciepants]

oh im liking the lack of gravel!!!




(i like to drop my bike on gravel :smt087)

[SoulKiss]

(i like to drop my bike on gravel :smt087)

We can probably arrange a small patch in a corner of the carpark for you if you like

[Graciepants]

We can probably arrange a small patch in a corner of the carpark for you if you like

nooo my fairing is already poo from the last time i did it

and i've never ridden on grass (or mud) so that shall provide you with all the entertainment you need when you're pulling me out from under the ceebeeargh