The Megathread -twiddle yr fingers here

[minimorecambe]

I concur

[andrewsmith]

Evening!!!

In a good mood

[HoL]

Whys that then chap?

[andrewsmith]

1 day left at work until i'm on holiday :smt040

[HoL]

Are you going anywhere or is it time to fix the bike?

[andrewsmith]

Are you going anywhere or is it time to fix the bike?

Fix the bike
Almost there with it

[HoL]

Fix the bike
Almost there with it

Why haven't you got a rebuild thread?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning Orgtown.

Why haven't you got a rebuild thread?

Yes. We want pics ;)

[andrewsmith]

Why haven't you got a rebuild thread?

You sure you want to the see teh insides of a rusty tank?

[Wideboy]

**** me I'm bored

[HoL]

**** me I'm bored

I don't care how bored you are, I'm not doing it

[Wideboy]

Doing what?

[HoL]

**** me I'm bored

that

[Wideboy]

Go on

[hindle8907]

hi hello 1111oneone one 1

[Wideboy]

Hello Anthony

[Wideboy]

I'm going home

[Reeder]

Hey guyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I'm bored at work.

[HoL]

Ahoy, how long you got left?

[andrewsmith]

its almost my week offf :D :D :D :D :D

[HoL]

its almost my week offf :D :D :D :D :D

Does that mean you can spend more time on the org? ;)

[andrewsmith]

haha

I shall be impersonating the oily one most of the week

[HoL]

haha

I shall be impersonating the oily one most of the week

In that case avoid Kampung Laksamana (http://www.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne+News/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20120101-319307.html)

Unless its a reign of terror you're going on

[andrewsmith]

OUCH
OUCH
OUCH

F***ing OUCH


:smt013:smt013:smt013:smt013

[-Ralph-]

kids ARE worth it, and for them you will deal with whatever situation you find yourself in come what may

Including watching Alvin and the Chipmunks at 2:18 in the morning because they are ill. Yawn! :smt015

[Geodude]

OUCH
OUCH
OUCH

F***ing OUCH


:smt013:smt013:smt013:smt013
Dont grip so tight then :p

Including watching Alvin and the Chipmunks at 2:18 in the morning because they are ill. Yawn! :smt015
What a cool dad :D

[andrewsmith]

Dont grip so tight then :p


What a cool dad :D

I wish I was. Trapped nerve was hell last night

Had much sleep then Ralph?

[Reeder]

Pussy. My dad just got taken to hospital this morning because his back totally gave way and he collapsed in agony. Only heard him swear about three times in my life and today was one of them! They couldn't move him for about 40 minutes because he was on the top floor and in such pain. What a fun morning!

[Geodude]

Doh hope hes ok reeder. Back pain is a proper tw@. Few years back mine went while i was sat on the toilet and i could not move at all it was agony and i sat there unable to move for two hours until the ex missus got home and got me to hospital :( she carried me to the car and i was screaming like a madman :-D

[Geodude]

Hope you ok also andy s :)

[Reeder]

Haha awesome story :P

[andrewsmith]

Hope you ok also andy s :)

*hic*

I alright tonight
My alcohol intake may be the cause of that

*hic*

[Geodude]

:D;)

http://images.worldgallery.co.uk/i/prints/rw/lg/7/1/Maxi-Posters-The-Simpsons---To-alcohol-71475.jpg

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

I'm merry and it was neded :smt040

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning? Good night?



Whatever, I'm off to bed anyway.

[Reeder]

Love you all

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Love you all

It may be the homebrew talking, be we love you too ;)

[Wideboy]

High

[Reeder]

Low

[Wideboy]

Lawl

[DarrenSV650S]

Chicken fajitas

[Girth]

Potatoes!

[HoL]

lambanana

[Reeder]

u k bruvvahs?

[Wideboy]

Now get in my limo

[hindle8907]

Mornin

[HoL]

God damn it was cold this morning, i should get some warmer gloves

[andrewsmith]

Spam

[-Ralph-]

Yep, I'm planning on a quick run today. Will stick a tracksuit on under my textile winter linings I think.

[HoL]

That won't keep my hands warm

[Reeder]

Lol! Depends where you put them...

[HoL]

Where do you suggest?

[Reeder]

In your own new gloves.

[HoL]

Well that would make sense, maybe I'll nip out & get some at lunch

[hindle8907]

i come off this morning lol

[HoL]

huh? as in fell off?

[hindle8907]

yeah ****ing ice . every year its had me.

[HoL]

whoops, you & bike OK?

[hindle8907]

yeah I'm ok, was doing so well this winter !
Thought I was actually going to make it through without coming off was right out side work as well on a slight slope going into car park.
Icy as hell looked a right tit need a rear brake lever.

[Reeder]

Ah well, lucky it's only a yellow curvy you're on ;)

[HoL]

I was told the yellow colour comes from bananas making them extra slippy.

I almost had a gravel accident down a creepy dark road on Saturday.

[-Ralph-]

That won't keep my hands warm

Au contraire young HoL. Your body is like a central heating system, which pumps warm blood to all your extremities. To keep the radiators hot you need to keep the boiler in good order. If your core cools down it stops pumping blood to the hands and feet.

I was told the yellow colour comes from bananas making them extra slippy.

Maybe it's a good job I SORN the yellow one in winter and ride the black one then.

[HoL]

Au contraire young HoL. Your body is like a central heating system, which pumps warm blood to all your extremities. To keep the radiators hot you need to keep the boiler in good order.


LOL, I actually posted that in reply to....

Spam

You happened to post a second before me.

Feel free to tell me that by consuming spam I will be giving my body vital energy which will enable it to keep toasty warm. (I'd rather have sausage rolls tho)

[DarrenSV650S]

Unlucky hindle. Least you got off lightly. I wouldnt fancy commuting in this

[hindle8907]

its nothing new to me heheh every one that come over was like are you ok? I like yeah yeah picked it up, got it started n got back on , as reeder says least it was the yellow curvy.
It was initially a winter hack but then the money i had for a new bike has gone on the baby so I'm stuck with the ****ing thing as my main bike now. :@

[Reeder]

I still love you though Ant, so it's all good. Guess you're keeping this one quiet from the Mrs again :-P?

[hindle8907]

Yeahhhh just need to find the 30 quid to get a new rear lever.

[Girth]

Ant you have no luck!

The bike been running ok?

[Wideboy]

i like lemon cake

[andrewsmith]

evening Gav

[Wideboy]

no

[andrewsmith]

eh? No

[Wideboy]

yes no

[andrewsmith]

maybe?

[Wideboy]

no its not evening

[Fruity-ya-ya]

No

[Wideboy]

no

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Beef sometimes

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Gently

[andrewsmith]

okay its night time Mr OCD

[Wideboy]

?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Phenomenal

[andrewsmith]

badgers

[Wideboy]

Bbbboooorrrriiiinnnggggg

[Geodude]

;)
http://www.waikato.transit.govt.nz/projects/waterviewconnection/gallery/photos/full/070208-Photograph-of-a-tunnel-boring-machine-566.jpg

[andrewsmith]

:confused:

you been to the Docs Geo

[Geodude]

Its a Bbbboooorrrriiiinnnggggg machine for the Baron :p

[andrewsmith]

D'oh didn't get the joke

at least you didn't post (10 points if you know the use)...

http://www.channel4.com/explore/surgerylive/images/IMG_0303.jpg

[Geodude]

Cavity search?

[andrewsmith]

very close!

All men have one eventually

I can finally feel my fingers after being back in to house 45 minutes

[Geodude]

:confused: ive gone a few years and not had one of whatever thats for. Aye 'tis cold out.

[andrewsmith]

Colonoscopy camera

I'm working in the house now cleaning out a set of carbs

[Geodude]

Colonoscopy camera

I'm working in the house now cleaning out a set of carbs

Anal probe :pale: eeek. Stunk my house out last time i did my carbs indoors in the warm in the front room with a cuppa and tv :D

[andrewsmith]

Anal probe :pale: eeek. Stunk my house out last time i did my carbs indoors in the warm in the front room with a cuppa and tv :D

ET Probe home

I'm watching CSI then finishing them off. Luckily I drained them months ago

[Fallout]

Time for a bacon sandwich!!!

[Geodude]

Hmm thats what et's finger was for all along :o Mine were fresh of the bike as my plungers were stuck and it was too cold to play outside so i had them in a washing up bowl in front room with windows shut :p

[Geodude]

Time for a bacon sandwich!!!
Mushrooms and brown on mine please ;)

[andrewsmith]

Black pudding, egg and tomato sauce on mine!!

I did accidentally degreased some parts in the yard and fumigated the house

[-Ralph-]

Ha, ha,

That's exactly what I'm tucking into right now, Bacon, egg, and black pudding from my favourite butcher in Scotland.

EDIT: the only butcher I know that still makes his own black pudding & haggis rather than buying it in.

[Geodude]

Long way to go for a butty, it must be good :)