View Full Version : The Megathread -twiddle yr fingers here
andrewsmith
03-02-12, 11:39 PM
I'm not bad just enjoy life atm
Monday can bugger off too, back to work offically
andrewsmith
05-02-12, 09:10 PM
*tumbleweeds*
DJFridge
05-02-12, 09:44 PM
I've stuck my head round the door a few times and lurked but never said a word.
Damn, ruined it now
andrewsmith
05-02-12, 09:56 PM
BOOO!!!
I don't wanna go back to work tomorrow :(
So 1 week later... Post a pic of your bike
andrewsmith
05-02-12, 10:56 PM
nowt happened!
The week i took off was the coldest week of the winter so far!
More annoyed as me mates got a TT600 in bits in 2 days in his garage :evil:
Sorry bud, at least you could stay in the warm
It's only a bit of cold. Wear some gloves or something? Poor excuse if you ask me.
I just broke my sofa, it's your bad karma Reeder for saying that :(
Fruity-ya-ya
05-02-12, 11:40 PM
I just broke my sofa, it's your bad karma Reeder for saying that :(
I blame Reeder, bad juju.
How'd you do that hol? Hi fruitster
andrewsmith
06-02-12, 08:05 AM
It's only a bit of cold. Wear some gloves or something? Poor excuse if you ask me.
Ever tried working with metal tools that are typically 10 degrees below the air temp in winter?
Gloves only delay it by a few minutes
How'd you do that hol?
It seems to be a combination of heavy elbows & a carboard sofa... maybe thats why it was half the price of the other ones we looked at :rolleyes:
maviczap
06-02-12, 09:44 AM
All outside jobs are done, so I'm not going outside until this afternoon, even though the sun is out on the East coast.
Ball valve to change in the ensuite toilet, then chores, but at least I'll be warm
Wideboy
07-02-12, 10:08 AM
BbbBoooorrriiinnnngggg, I want to go home and play on my xbox
I want to go home and play on my xbox, or go to the gym. Work sucks.
Wideboy
07-02-12, 10:13 AM
Let us play together! I r going to the ggguuuyyymmm later on
Saaaaame. Got a bad elbow though so don't know how it'll go.
We have never xboxed have we, despite you being on my friends list for ages?
Wideboy
07-02-12, 10:16 AM
I dont often go on it, have done past week but only for an hour or so
maviczap
07-02-12, 10:23 AM
Back to work slaves :king:
Wideboy
07-02-12, 10:27 AM
No
I only really go on it to watch skyplayer or netflix tbh. Don't really play games much anymore.
Wideboy
07-02-12, 10:48 AM
Ghey lord.
I'm addicted to bf3 again
Wideboy
07-02-12, 11:59 AM
No its not
andrewsmith
07-02-12, 11:59 AM
That game is poop.
A damm sight better than MW3
Shut up smithers.
Yes it is wideboy.
Wideboy
07-02-12, 12:01 PM
No its not
Mw3 is ****
andrewsmith
07-02-12, 12:02 PM
Shut up smithers.
Yes it is wideboy.
You shut up!!!
I know you can get MW3 pre-owned for under £20 already
Not sure I ever claimed MW3 to be good ;)
Yes Smithers, shut up. You never have anything decent to add :-P In fact, I might even delete you off facebook because all you ever do is put really random or odd comments on my things. Creep :nemo: :thumbsup:
andrewsmith
07-02-12, 12:09 PM
Not sure I ever claimed MW3 to be good ;)
Yes Smithers, shut up. You never have anything decent to add :-P In fact, I might even delete you off facebook because all you ever do is put really random or odd comments on my things. Creep :nemo: :thumbsup:
What like turnip bridge?
Awww is everyone off playing xbox?
Wideboy
07-02-12, 12:39 PM
No
Wideboy
07-02-12, 01:05 PM
Yes, incredibly
Can't you play fetch with your hedgehog or something?
Wideboy
07-02-12, 03:04 PM
Sadly I didn't bring him to work with me today
WHY THE HELL NOT?!
I'd take my hedgehog with me everywhere if I had one.
Wideboy
07-02-12, 03:13 PM
Because the little **** has started to bite me recently so I broke his legs as punishment
I thought it was my job to kill the conversation.
I'm starting to like this hedgehog ;)
You MAKE the conversation Hol :)
It is wrong to be on here while my boss is telling me off at the same time?
Nah. I asked my boss what I should draw and he replied that I should get on with my work. So I came on here and I'm on facebook.
FB isn't banned in your work?
Wideboy
07-02-12, 03:52 PM
Reeder works for Fb
Facebook isn't banned. Nothing is. My boss regularly sees me on it. He doesn't mind as long as I get my work done though.
Are you FB friends with your boss / has he ever sent you a request?
He doesn't have facebook.
I'm friends with one of the lorry drivers, the factory supervisor and one of the transport managers otherwise I wouldn't accept friend requests from anyone else in the office as I don't want them to see what I get up to. None of their business :D
A friend of mine kept getting requests from her boss which she kept declining. Neither of them ever mentioned it, just kept on requesting & declining
SWEET.
Read this.
http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html
I've seen that before, I love David Thorne!
the other guy kinda reminds me of smithy ;)
Lol!!
I like the bit where he says he couldn't help him move his furniture back as he was too busy researching wasps haha :D
Wideboy
08-02-12, 11:04 AM
Still bored
Same bro. Seen my stationery pic on facebook?
You can both have some of my work if you want :(
Nah I'm good. Loads to do... just, you know.
Wideboy
08-02-12, 12:09 PM
Same bro. Seen my stationery pic on facebook?
Can't say I have dear sir, what is it aboot?
You can both have some of my work if you want :(
No thank you
I have been mostly sending stupid emails to people
I have been mostly sending stupid emails to people
Thats all I do, fill in for me will you?
I was asked to comment on a complaint earlier & sent back:
If you ask for the impossible then failure is inevitable
Quite philisophical I thought but they didn't seem that impressed
lol Hol!!
It's a pic of a giant hole punch I ordered for no real reason at work, and then a giant stapler.
Wideboy
08-02-12, 12:40 PM
I couldn't work in an office, people annoy me to much. I reckon the silence would super-hype my rage to idiots
Do you have to pay for them reedz? Or charge it to company?
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 12:51 PM
I'm trying to be Uri Geller
Wideboy
08-02-12, 12:58 PM
No your trying to make me buy new cuttlery
Company pays for it. I order it and sign off the invoices haha, can basically have whatever I want... But funnily enough there's not much stationery I do want.
Hi uri
andrewsmith
08-02-12, 01:15 PM
Hi All
Reeder I raise you...
http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00IjbEHNcBgQot/C-Frame-Fast-Speed-Hydraulic-Punch-Press-TT-C5T-.jpg
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 01:17 PM
:D
Wideboy
08-02-12, 01:21 PM
My lunch was scrum thank you Helen :-*
maviczap
08-02-12, 01:24 PM
any leftover
Wideboy
08-02-12, 01:25 PM
Nope, gone in seconds
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 01:52 PM
You are welcome :)
Its easy to make a man happy with Moussaka :p
That's not quite stationery is it Smithers :-P nice try though.
it's not moving.... uch sorry
No that would be 'stationary' not 'stationery' ;)
andrewsmith
08-02-12, 03:00 PM
That's not quite stationery is it Smithers :-P nice try though.
its technically a hole punch tho!!
No that would be 'stationary' not 'stationery' ;)
Meh. You say tomato
I don't. I never did quite get the hang of that word.
Do you say eurster? have you heard that song? so-one pronounces oyster like that!!
Wideboy
08-02-12, 03:19 PM
Your quite intelligent aren't you reeder
*you're
No I'm not.
I think I used to be, but working in the same lame job for four years has dulled a once sharp knife.
andrewsmith
08-02-12, 03:22 PM
Must resist editing
Must resist
[QUOTE=Reeder;2660199]*you're
QUOTE]
LOL, I'm gonna start spellchecking anything I post
Wideboy
08-02-12, 03:26 PM
It still reads the same, I fail to see the point in putting in the extra effort for add symbols
depends how quick you type
Wideboy
08-02-12, 03:30 PM
Not very as I'm on a phone
Not the particular brand that has autocorrect then?
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 03:31 PM
I was about to say you can tell when he is on his phone as it automatically puts in capitals for you :p
Sounds like an angry phone
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 03:33 PM
I just meant his "i"'s etc.
oh, ok. what does your hedgehog eat?
Wideboy
08-02-12, 03:35 PM
You people are to snobby, one shan't post proper just to avoid adolph reeder and the spelling gestapo
You people are *to snobby, one shan't post proper just to avoid adolph reeder and the spelling gestapo
*too
:)
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 03:39 PM
Erm he eats cat biscuits and treats of mealworms, cooked chicken, cat meat.
Why do you ask?
That should be your inspiration for next movember
Erm he eats cat biscuits and treats of mealworms, cooked chicken, cat meat.
Why do you ask?
Just curious, I seem to remember Blue Peter telling you not to give them milk & bread or dog food or something so all I could think of to feed them would be worms.
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 03:43 PM
They are lactose intolerant so that's why its a no to the milk. Do food would be a no because of the veg and crap in it.
They need quite a high protein diet and can get over weight quite fast.
All hedgehogs are lactose intolerant? Has it got one of those hamster type wheels to run round in?
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 03:47 PM
Yes they are.
He has got a wheel yeh which he uses for hours a night :) Luckily its silent so no squeaking to keep us awake.
Sadly my tash doesn't grow in the middle :( I'm not man enough.
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