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Wideboy
08-02-12, 03:49 PM
Sadly my tash doesn't grow in the middle :( I'm not man enough.
Do you want to have some of mine?
No thankyou but I appreciate the offer.
Wideboy
08-02-12, 03:53 PM
I want something to do, like selling hair clippings
I believe that's what Hol does for a living.
No, I work with wood like Wideboy
Hair clippings made out of wood? Odd.
He has got a wheel yeh which he uses for hours a night :) Luckily its silent so no squeaking to keep us awake.
Do you think they realise they're going nowhere? It seems weird if they do & so it's like they're going to the gym
Hair clippings made out of wood? Odd.
It's all the rage
Wideboy
08-02-12, 04:10 PM
What do you do then hol
pornstar
hahahahahahahahaha....
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 04:13 PM
Do you think they realise they're going nowhere? It seems weird if they do & so it's like they're going to the gym
Not really thought about it.
I do know that he doesn't like people watching him when he is on the wheel. If you sneak in and he sees you, he will stop and just stare at you until you leave.
Wideboy
08-02-12, 04:14 PM
I don't find that funny ¦-[
Wideboy
08-02-12, 04:16 PM
What are you laughing at
He works with wood. He's a pornstar.
Wideboy
08-02-12, 04:21 PM
So he's ghey? He accepts length?
minimorecambe
08-02-12, 04:22 PM
Get home, I need looking after
Wideboy
08-02-12, 04:23 PM
Ok suppose I better go home and start work
;)
This is why the hedgehog stares.
Wideboy
08-02-12, 09:49 PM
stares at what?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 07:50 AM
What about my mother?
She reminds me of something
Wideboy
09-02-12, 09:36 AM
My mother?
Shrek
Nah, thats his dad. His mum looks like Gandhi
Oh sh*t yeah, sorry my mistake.
Weird thing is my dad actually is gandhi
I know, Wideboy is his maiden name?
Man flu is real & every bit as bad as described.
I have never sneezed. Ever. Not even once. I dont have a sneezing gland
I have never sneezed. Ever. Not even once. I dont have a sneezing gland
You should totally move that to the amazing fact of the day thread.
You're lucky. Mine is inflamed & leaking right now.
Nah, I can't. I set it in concrete so it couldn't be moved.
Wideboy
09-02-12, 10:02 AM
You don't have a gag reflex either
Wideboy
09-02-12, 10:15 AM
Neither does your dad, he's a right goer. Loves it air tight
wb, isn't this more fun than being bored?
Wideboy seems to have a thing for male rape.
Wideboy
09-02-12, 10:23 AM
Not reading insulting comments about my mother no, its the sort of thing that can get you in traction but luckly there's a key board in the way
Seems he's a giver not a taker. Interesting
Not reading insulting comments about my mother no, its the sort of thing that can get you in traction but luckly there's a key board in the way
Are you my monitor?
It's all in good fun WB. I'm gonna phone my dad though to find out about this 'air tight' things though
Wideboy
09-02-12, 10:28 AM
Seems he's a giver not a taker. Interesting
Not really, I openly get ripped into on this forum and don't care but I don't start posting **** about someone's mother
I really don't understand why people are so bothered with bad talk about their mums, how is it different from talking about your dad, grandparents, cousins?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 10:38 AM
Because I love my mum
Wideboy
09-02-12, 10:46 AM
I want an apology
Wideboy
09-02-12, 11:00 AM
Well
I gave your apology to your mum.
Because I love my mumDont we all ;)
Afternoon furballs
Same. Just winding up wideboy.
Wideboy
09-02-12, 01:07 PM
Why are you being rude?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 01:35 PM
I will be telling on you, I will be getting you done
Please don't tell your mum.
Are we all happy again now?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 02:24 PM
No I've hit the report button
I did that ages ago, I don't think it does anything.
Wideboy
09-02-12, 02:28 PM
It does
My balls are suddenly ichy, that wasn't you was it?
Wideboy, I've got you a picture gift to cheer you up. Encompasses your passions
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky66wkSDq71qb1cd3o1_400.png
Wideboy
09-02-12, 02:47 PM
Not from me, I'm the deadliest catch but without the crabs
Should I expect to see you on extreme fishing with the Robson Green?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 02:51 PM
No crimewatch
Wideboy
09-02-12, 02:57 PM
No
How come you haven't commented on the lazer hedgehog?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 03:01 PM
Because
One word answers only please.
Wideboy
09-02-12, 03:03 PM
Okay
Muppets
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Harsh! You going to see the movie?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 03:37 PM
No
How's your sneezing gland?
Wideboy
09-02-12, 03:44 PM
?
minimorecambe
09-02-12, 03:56 PM
I've got manflu aswell
No you don't, you wouldn't understand
minimorecambe
09-02-12, 04:12 PM
No you don't, you wouldn't understand
No you're right. Mines worse
Awwwwww Hel! You ok?
Yeh I will live, I have housework to do so I can't affrod to be ill.
At least I am on annual leave for a week so I don't have to moan at work
Drew Carey
09-02-12, 04:44 PM
No you're right. Mines worse
Yeh I will live, I have housework to do so I can't affrod to be ill.
At least I am on annual leave for a week so I don't have to moan at work
Howdy all......you see, that there is the difference between manflu and lady flu.......man flu results in total encapacitation of the male species. If you had man flu or a desease of comparible strength you would not even be thinking the above!!! :D
andrewsmith
09-02-12, 08:54 PM
Haha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_flu
Man flu, I turn into Father Jack and...
http://youtu.be/tNY376o2XMY
tNY376o2XMY
Menthal balsam tissues are the best! :)
hindle8907
10-02-12, 12:23 PM
getting bored of waiting now . . . . . . :|
3 days over due . . . . . .
I was wondering what was going on with you. It probably nice & warm in there.
hindle8907
10-02-12, 12:26 PM
Yeah, I hope he comes this weekend I cant be arsed coming back to work next week :|
hindle8907
10-02-12, 12:29 PM
Yeah 10 days, but I've also booked of an additional 5 days off so get three full weeks off work.
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