Gm Mega Thread

[rubberduckofdeath]

Go wild.

:smt101

[eviltwin]

Hey duck boy. Aren't we proud of the fact that all of our normal threads end up as megathreads? Don't we think it's great that you can't ever find out the info that should relate to the original post becuase it's buried amongst a load of waffle? Don't we GMites love having to wade through 10 pages of poo to find out what time the ride is?

You've clearly been spending too much time across the border. Leave these megathingies skulking around in the sausage factories they belong in. Ban it I say, tear down this thread, burn him BURN HIM BURN THE DUCK WITCH

[ASM-Forever]

Smells decidedly sausage like to me. :)

[eviltwin]

Smells decidedly sausage like to me. :)

Rest my case. ;)

[sarah]

i like megathreads.

[Law]

i like megathreads, but I prefer derailing normal threads! :smt077

:smt045

[sarah]

you know me too well

[DanAbnormal]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo!

Right, well I'm bored and sat at work and bored.

[sarah]

why does the corridor outside my room smell of teenage boys?

[sarah]

it really does.

kinda stale with wafts of lynx.

[sarah]

i've been down the corridor a few times and can't work out which office it is emanating from.

[ASM-Forever]

why does the corridor outside my room smell of teenage boys?

Probably Dan............

[Law]

You haven't had a work experience school boy at work have you?

Lynx adverts are untruthful, I used Lynx at school, instead the young fit P.E. teacher went off with the Head of P.E. who then divorced his tech teacher wife and married her.

[Law]

Dude, what's that go to do with you using Lynx? :lol:

I might have been in with a chance! :lol:

[Demonz]

i've been down the corridor a few times and can't work out which office it is emanating from.

Thats funny - So there is some truth in the advert then?

[DanAbnormal]

Probably Dan............

So we're saying now that I smell like stale body spray now?

Ah well, I've been called worse I guess. :smt026

[sarah]

the smell will remain a mystery.

is this thread gonna be stickied?

[DanAbnormal]

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[sarah]

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+1

dan, what are you on?

[dirtydog]

no need to sticky it, you lot post so much carp it'll always be near the top of the page! ;)

[sarah]

no need to sticky it, you lot post so much carp it'll always be near the top of the page! ;)

but it's not a proper megathread i it isn't stickied [-(

[Mark_h]

How come when I suggested this ages ago I got shouted down but now it's a great idea.

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=90047

Clearly I'm just ahead of the times. Watch this space, fat and balding will be the new in look next year :)

[dirtydog]

but it's not a proper megathread i it isn't stickied [-(


Typical woman...


moan moan moan! [-X

[dirtydog]

How come when I suggested this ages ago I got shouted down but now it's a great idea.

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=90047

Clearly I'm just ahead of the times. Watch this space, fat and balding will be the new in look next year :)


That's cos rubberduck put this up


fat and balding will be the new look for next year really? superb! :D

[sarah]

Typical woman...


moan moan moan! [-X

:p

[Law]

Typical woman...


moan moan moan! [-X

:makelurve: :D


Ohhhh... you meant women nagging, yeah :thumbdown:

[dirtydog]

:makelurve: :D


Ohhhh... you meant women nagging, yeah :thumbdown:

I couldn't possibly comment on that :-dd:-dd;)

[falc]

A mini-mega thread, Not sure its strong enough to contain all the guildford massive drivel mind :lol:

[Tara]

Cool - got new leathers too but not sure if they fit at the min

[Law]

Nice power ranger suit. ;) :lol:

T, does that mean we'll see you on the back of a bike soon?

[Tara]

Nice power ranger suit. ;) :lol:

T, does that mean we'll see you on the back of a bike soon?


Yep it does

[Stu]

So how come you're already wearing them in your avatar which you've had for ages (at least since France last summer I guess!)
argh I've posted in the megathread, now I'm subscribed there's no escape :help:

[dirtydog]

T, does that mean we'll see you on the back of a bike soon?

Yep it does


About time to!!!!!!

[eviltwin]

T, does that mean we'll see you on the back of a bike soon?

Much more fun on the front...get yourself on Falc's insurance! :riding:

It'll even bring the premium down, what with his habit of voluntarily driving into trucks ;)

[Tara]

Much more fun on the front...get yourself on Falc's insurance! :riding:

It'll even bring the premium down, what with his habit of voluntarily driving into trucks ;)

:p have to see what happens when summer comes

[sarah]

in case anyone is interested i can announce that the corridor outside my office no longer smells of teenage boys.

[sarah]

Cool - got new leathers too but not sure if they fit at the min

oooh, fingers crossed.

:p have to see what happens when summer comes

:thumright:

[ASM-Forever]

in case anyone is interested i can announce that the corridor outside my office no longer smells of teenage boys.

You obviously havn't read the other thread, Dan said he was ill at home. ;)

[sarah]

You obviously havn't read the other thread, Dan said he was ill at home. ;)

Ahhhhh, that makes sense:D

[ASM-Forever]

My office smells of pizza.

So does your breath....probably. :p

[DanAbnormal]

Ahhhhh, that makes sense:D

:kiss:

[Law]

Once again, I am at work. Still... Eurgh....

Someone amuse me, please :)

All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy
All work and no play makes Lee a dull boy

[ASM-Forever]

:lol:

If you've worked all night you have my sympathy, but i suspect you have been home and copulated with the missus, before returning to work. :p

[Law]

Nah, I worked until 11 last night. Same again tonight and then Thursday's probably an all nighter. Eurgh!

You work way too hard! Hope all this work means you do go on the rideout.

[ASM-Forever]

You work way too hard! Hope all this work means you do go on the rideout.

Depends if he gets a wage or a salary really.....

[Law]

Wow! This megathread is dead. :smt095

[eviltwin]

See post #2 - a GM thread with nothing to derail...pointless!

[Law]

Yes, I know this thread is pointless, that's why I can post totally pointless posts like this one and not feel guilty about posting something pointless that's completely wasted the time of whoever is reading this completely pointless post.

Man, I come up with some inane rubbish... :lol:

[Demonz]

6 pages of dribble - surely warrants a sticky by now??

[Grinch]

nope... never.

[Law]

6 pages of dribble - surely warrants a sticky by now??

nope... never.

Looks like you're wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong! :p

[Grinch]

Dam, I have no power here.

[DanAbnormal]

Dam, I have no power here.

Your powers are weak old man.......:)

[Grinch]

Your powers are weak old man.......:)

Oi! Not so much of the .
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[DanAbnormal]

Oi! Not so much of the .
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Man...

LOL!

[Grinch]

Its sunny and I wants to ride my bike.

[DanAbnormal]

Its sunny and I wants to ride my bike.

Me too. I had a spirited ride into work though and I refuse to wear winter gloves now as it's March.

[Grinch]

I have my mid seasion gloves on, but then I have since January, cus I'm hard.

(and have heated grips when they work)

[sarah]

I might be homeless in 2 weeks time :(

[sarah]

Sold my/our flat but haven't exactly decided what to do/where to move to.

It's kinda good but kinda scary at the same time. Think I may be spending some time kipping round friends' houses.

[Grinch]

Sold my/our flat but haven't exactly decided what to do/where to move to.

It's kinda good but kinda scary at the same time. Think I may be spending some time kipping round friends' houses.

Well its easy enought to get a 6 month rent while you make up your mind.

[sarah]

Well its easy enought to get a 6 month rent while you make up your mind.

Think that's what I'm gonna do. Will move in with friends for a bit first though I think.

[DanAbnormal]

Think that's what I'm gonna do. Will move in with friends for a bit first though I think.

I would offer our place but the thought of David naked again would be the end for me. :p

Seriously, if you get stuck then we have a spare room in our new place that you could use for a bit.

[sarah]

I would offer our place but the thought of David naked again would be the end for me. :p

Seriously, if you get stuck then we have a spare room in our new place that you could use for a bit.

david's ok, he's got the house in sussex, it's me that's gonna be homeless in cardiff.

[sarah]

luckily my two bestest buddies here have huge houses and no children.

[DanAbnormal]

luckily my two bestest buddies here have huge houses and no children.

Sounds like you'll be okay then. Where is the Zed going to live? I could always look after it for you...........:mrgreen:

[sarah]

Sounds like you'll be okay then. Where is the Zed going to live? I could always look after it for you...........:mrgreen:

It's staying with David until I get a new place, then I'll have to decide whether or not to bring it to Cardiff on a more permanent basis.

[eviltwin]

It's staying with David until I get a new place, then I'll have to decide whether or not to bring it to Cardiff on a more permanent basis.

Splutter spill tea :smt119

[sarah]

Splutter spill tea :smt119

It's OK you'll have your own bike by then.:D

[eviltwin]

Can I have 7 big ones then please?

[sarah]

Can I have 7 big ones then please?

Hmmmmm, let me think.

NO.

Have you decided what bike you want yet?

[eviltwin]

Depends how much money you give me. Dur

[sarah]

Depends how much money you give me. Dur

I see. You'd better be extra-nice then...

[DanAbnormal]

Can I have 7 big ones then please?

Understandable request, afterall I did see your 1 small one.

:mrgreen::smt075

[ASM-Forever]

Who owns the zed anyway?

[sarah]

Who owns the zed anyway?

ME

[ASM-Forever]

ME

:eek:

[DanAbnormal]

On March 22nd I am doing an off road day in St Albans. From 9am to 5pm. I will be very muddy and tired afterwards.

That is all.

I love you all.

[Tara]

I'm going up to Lake Windermere next Monday for 2 weeks with work.

That is all...

are you taking the bike - some nice roads up there - whereabouts are you going?

I like it up north

[Tara]

Nah dude, I have to take the car, stuff to take up there etc... :(



<Resists urge to make inappropriate jokes!>
trust me to post without thinking :blush:

[DanAbnormal]

You will also be extremely happy and wanting to buy a DRZ / KTM 450 etc... Then you can come green laning ;)

Already been spying ebay for a cheapish DRZ.

I reckon within a year i'll have one. I may even be tempted to sell the Triple in favour of a cheapish off roader. But more likely I'll get both and have 3 bikes. And a very unhappy wife. :rolleyes:

[DanAbnormal]

<Resists urge to make inappropriate jokes!>

I just spat me tea everywhere! ROFL!!!!

[DanAbnormal]

Do it... great lanes near me... DO IT!!!

Just been looking at a few DRZ's. Most have been converted to supermoto's and have sparkly bits (Talon wheeles, full Yoshi systems) and are going for way less than 2k. This maybe easier than I thought.........:p

I have another cunning plan up my sleeve.

Forget the Triple.

Buy a GS500 for commuting. Keep Hairnet for fun and buy DRZ for about ?2k. Hmm, this is very, very possible.

Watch this space. You may see another divorce thread soon. :p

[falc]

Bloody hell Dan, care to Donate some money to those less unfortunate bikers with only one bike :D

[DanAbnormal]

Bloody hell Dan, care to Donate some money to those less unfortunate bikers with only one bike :D

Umm. Well let me put everyone straight. I'm not rich. I just work very very hard (depsite being on here a lot) :p

Seriously though It's actually cheaper for me to get a commuter and a DRZ than just the Triple.

Mad world!

[sarah]

Who owns the zed anyway?

ME

:eek:

:cool:

[DanAbnormal]

Decision made :smt045

Ummm, going to look at a DRZ on Sunday!

:p

[sarah]

can't answer any of your questions but agree work is rubbish.

[Law]

Lets play a game. I spy. I spy with my little eye something beginning with.......... "M"

Merkin?

[sarah]

multi-vitamins & iron

[sarah]

mouse

[Law]

Nope. Clue: it's handy.

make up?

[Law]

Nope: Clue: It's damp.

moisturiser

[Stu]

minge

[ooger]

can't answer any of your questions but agree work is rubbish.

Have a fresh cream apple turnover.

Things are much better afterwards, I know this from experience.

I've just got back from Saino's , actually. Here are a few other things I bought, for your reading interest:

1 joint of beef topside. MMmmmm
Apricots
2 loaves of farmhouse thick cut
"4 for 3" various Quorn items
4 pints of semi skimmed milk
Hazlenuts
diced carrot and swede
4 chicken breasts
some massive sausages in a box, really massive ones.
a selection of prosciutto and other italian meat
Foxes chocolately milllionairre shortcake
Instant coffee

[Law]

BINGO!

eh? you moisturise? :eek:

explains your glowing radiant skin! :lol:

[sarah]

Have a fresh cream apple turnover.

Things are much better afterwards, I know this from experience.

I've just got back from Saino's , actually. Here are a few other things I bought, for your reading interest:

1 joint of beef topside. MMmmmm
Apricots
2 loaves of farmhouse thick cut
"4 for 3" various Quorn items
4 pints of semi skimmed milk
Hazlenuts
diced carrot and swede
4 chicken breasts
some massive sausages in a box, really massive ones.
a selection of prosciutto and other italian meat
Foxes chocolately milllionairre shortcake
Instant coffee


ooh i love apple turnovers, esp ones with cream in. i feel hungry now (even though i ate LOADS of lunch.

that is an interesting basket (or trolley) or shopping. meat AND quorn. i didn't think that meat eaters ate quorn.

[ooger]

ooh i love apple turnovers, esp ones with cream in. i feel hungry now (even though i ate LOADS of lunch.

The crying shame is that they were 2 for 1 (I'm a sucker for these things) so I got 4 (boxes of 2 you see), but then - one was REFUSED by someone here. So theres a lonely apple turnover waiting to be munched.

that is an interesting basket (or trolley) or shopping. meat AND quorn. i didn't think that meat eaters ate quorn.

It was a horrific experience, but it was trolley based.

I did the quick-scan thing where you scan your own shopping, then get to the till and have to empty your bags and have it rescanned. The concept bewilders me.


In terms of quorn vs meat, yep, its interesting. I find that some Quorn stuff just tastes like muck, but some of its OK.

[Law]

ooh i love apple turnovers, esp ones with cream in. i feel hungry now (even though i ate LOADS of lunch.

that is an interesting basket (or trolley) or shopping. meat AND quorn. i didn't think that meat eaters ate quorn.

fatty!

As everyone is divulging their shopping habits

I walked into town yesterday (won't try that again) and got myself

Bullet For My Valentine album
Zen Stone Plus player
Foxes Double chocolate Viennese biscuits
Bike mag (really sexy Italian naked Fireblade inside)

[sarah]

The crying shame is that they were 2 for 1 (I'm a sucker for these things) so I got 4 (boxes of 2 you see), but then - one was REFUSED by someone here. So theres a lonely apple turnover waiting to be munched.



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