The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

[Bluefish]

^ Brilliant :D

[Paul the 6th]

My wife just called me.

She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive."

"Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said, "Simon"

[Paul the 6th]

The Ku Klux Klan are bringing out a TV show of all their funniest home videos.

"You've Been Flamed" starts next Saturday on ITV1.

[Paul the 6th]

To the tune of only fools and horses.

No income tax, no V.A.T. no premier points at man city, in the dock, looking pale, Harry Redknapp's going to jail.

[mister c]

Another robbed off Facebook.

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

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"W I N A B A G E L"

[mister c]

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that... 2:30am?!





Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. !

[Reeder]

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that... 2:30am?!





Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. !

That is funny

[punyXpress]

Not if you live in Crewe. ;)

[Bluepete]

Really!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/Screen.jpg

Pete

[metalangel]

Africa Cup latest results:
Ghana 8 - Somalia didn't

[1210tech]

When I heard Stephen Hawkins had reached 70 I thought f00k me that's a powerful wheelchair!

[1210tech]

After landing myself in jail I spent the next hour bring relentlessly bummed.




Sometimes I think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously!

[1210tech]

Dear Deirdre,

I was watching my next door neighbours daughter sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was knocking one out I noticed my wife just stood there, arms folded, watching me.

Is my wife a pervert?

[1210tech]

My wife has just come home screaming and shouting at me 'you've given me crabs you dirty b*stard!'

I said 'woah, just hang on a minute, before you start blaming me have a word with your sister!'

[-Ralph-]

When I heard Stephen Hawkins had reached 70 I thought f00k me that's a powerful wheelchair!

:smt046

[1210tech]

I was shagging a bird the other night when she said 'don't put it up my arris'

I had to explain to her that it's traditional for the person holding the knife to make those decisions!

[1210tech]

Apparently wrapping your c0k in a copy of the Beano while having a wank is not classed as Comic Relief

[1210tech]

The Pope gets shot on his visit to the UK and is rushed to hospital.
On the way to the operating theatre he whispers to the nurse 'Am I in heaven?'
The nurse replies 'No, we're just taking a short cut through the children's ward'

[-Ralph-]

Apparently wrapping your c0k in a copy of the Beano while having a wank is not classed as Comic Relief

:smt043

[1210tech]

I was asked to go and see an ex-girlfriend today. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex. The Police weren't too pleased. Apparently, I was only meant to be identifying the body.......

[andrewsmith]

Apparently wrapping your c0k in a copy of the Beano while having a wank is not classed as Comic Relief

Hahaha

[metalangel]

Africa Cup update:
7st 9lb Ethiopian striker Nwabiduke Mbongo is reportedly upset after opposing fans began chanting "who ate all the flies? you fat b**tard you fat b**tard..."

[1210tech]

A nurse finds a mental patient rubbing his c0k between two biscuits.
She asks 'what in gods name are you doing?'
The patient replies 'I'm f*cking crackers!'

[1210tech]

Some dwarf has hidden microphones all round my house.



Little bugger!

[1210tech]

The missus just said 'I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods'

'You're on!' I said

[Stingo]

Welcome the Comedy Club, the only place of SV650.org to post your own, your very own comedy stylings.

Usual rules apply. Keep it clean and play nice and enjoy the fun.

Please post your jokes and amusing videos here. Jokes posted anywhere else will be removed.

The thread will be purged regularly in a similar way to the mega thread.

Thanks Mods and Admins.

*Please note we are unable to provide any guarantee that posted material in this thread, will actually be funny

numberstech hasn't read this bit...is that irony? or funny? or neither? *awaits input*:smt024

[1210tech]

numberstech hasn't read this bit...is that irony? or funny? or neither? *awaits input*:smt024

yeah, pick on me :rolleyes:

[-Ralph-]

Ha, ha, clean jokes? What's one of them on this forum?

[andrewsmith]

Ha, ha, clean jokes? What's one of them on this forum?

haha

I think we skirt a 18 rating at time

[Biker Biggles]

IMO------
If its funny it stays
If its just dirty and not funny its canned.
IMO------ in the jokes thread.

[DJ123]

What does an Essex girl and the Costa Concordia have in common?
A large gash full of dead sea-men

[metalangel]

Bought a voice pack for my GPS, featuring Bono. I'm going to try get get a refund, it's fooking useless, all the streets have no name.

I went for a pint at the Fiddle. All the beers were really bad, it really is a vile inn. Mind you, the **** is no better, the pints there are foul.

[Paul the 6th]

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

Mars - future home to human colonies.

Venus - 860 degrees F and rains sulfuric acid.

Sounds about right.

[Paul the 6th]

That awkward moment your new girlfriend meets your old girlfriend.

In the cellar.

[1210tech]

Bought a voice pack for my GPS, featuring Bono. I'm going to try get get a refund, it's fooking useless, all the streets have no name.

That's why you still haven't found what you're looking for! :)

[Luckypants]

Three Holy Men and a Bear. . .

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan .

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. . . Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it. . . circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

[Viney]

Guys may i remind you of the U rating of this area. Some of these jokes are a little over the mark. Keep them clean please.

Thank you

The Mod Team :)

[Bluepete]

That's why you still haven't found what you're looking for! :)

That's the winner! :grin:

Pete ;)

[metalangel]

That's why you still haven't found what you're looking for! :)

Meh. I can live, with or without it.

[L3nny]

That's why you still haven't found what you're looking for! :)

The only town is a place called Vertigo

[DJFridge]

The only town is a place called Vertigo

When you do find it, it will be A Beautiful Day

[andrewsmith]

When you do find it, it will be A Beautiful Day

on Sunday, Bloody Sunday

[Shawthing]

My Sat Nav's broken as there's:-
No line on the horizon.
and it takes 'One':-
Mysterious Ways.

[HoL]

My Sat Nav's broken as there's:-
No line on the horizon.
and it takes 'One':-
Mysterious Ways.

Have you tried switching it off & back on again?







Lemon ;)

[BanannaMan]

What kind of key opens every lock?
A Pikey

[Paul the 6th]

The American guy done good :thumbsup: I like

[DJFridge]

Where do you find a legless tortoise?

Exactly where you left it.

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Wife says to husband 'Fred what are you doing today?' he replies 'nothing' she says 'but you did nothing yesterday' 'I know, but I didn't finish it'

[metalangel]

"I want to move in with her, but she has three cats and I'm allergic!"
"Have you considered seeing a doctor?"
"Man, if I was seeing a doctor do you think I'd still be with psycho cat lady?"

----

"I never have sex on the first date!"
"How about the last date?"

[The Idle Biker]

A nice clean joke...because Viney told us off.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times that I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

[Paul the 6th]

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her dead on the floor. In a blind frenzy I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for £3.99.

N.b. Yates' also do a similar breakfast deal

[keith_d]

Apologies if these have already been posted...



How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

Which vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

What is the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both

[andrewsmith]

hahahahaha

[gruntygiggles]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

[Bluepete]

Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes

Pete ;)

[Paul the 6th]

Fabio Capello resigns to concentrate fully on his commitments as one of the Dolmio puppets.

[Bluepete]

Ever noticed?

Old Man from Up.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/Fabio-Capello-007.jpg


Fabio Capello

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/oldmanfromup.jpg


Pete ;)

[punyXpress]

Firkin 'enry, you've aged, Pete! ;)


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/oldmanfromup.jpg


Pete :wink:

[Paul the 6th]

I saw Fabio Capello at the airport. I shouted out, "Arri ...."

"Arrivederci?" said Capello helpfully.

"No mate. 'Arry Redknapp is going to take your job. So sod off you greasy Italian mong!"

[Reeder]

That is rubbish Paul. Sorry, but it really is.

[Paul the 6th]

I'm still epic.

[Bluepete]

I'm still a ****.


Love love love!

[Paul the 6th]

You still upset about that rick rolling incident pete?

[Reeder]

People do tend to have a cry about rick rolling.

[punyXpress]

A seasonal one . .

" I just got knocked off my bike by a lorry salting the roads.

"F**k you!" I screamed, through gritted teeth. "

[metalangel]

Just finished with the girlfriend.
"You'll never find anyone like me again!" she screamed.

That's a relief.

[Paul the 6th]

Just finished with the girlfriend.
"You'll never find anyone like me again!" she screamed.

I stood there with a smile on my face & a shovel in my hand and said "neither will anyone else"

[wyrdness]

A GOVERNMENT WARNING said that anyone wanting to travel in these cold conditions today should take with them a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing (Inc a scarf, hat & gloves,) 24hr supply of food & drink, De-icer, Rock salt, Torch with spare batteries, safety triangle, tow rope, jump leads, petrol can, First Aid kit......... I looked a right knob on the bus this morning!!!!

[DJFridge]

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble squares earlier. Going to the loo could spell trouble

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Just finished with the girlfriend.
"You'll never find anyone like me again!" she screamed.

I stood there with a smile on my face & a shovel in my hand and said "neither will anyone else"

Is it wrong that this made me laugh out loud?

[Paul the 6th]

Why did the Asian guy cross the road? To get to the other saeed!

And just for those touchy politically correct types, what do you call a man with a car on his head. Jack!

[keith_d]

....... I just got off the phone from a friend living in Scotland -


He said that the snow has been falling since early this morning and the drifts around his house are now almost waist high.

The temperature is well below zero and the wind is increasing.

His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.


He said that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

[grh1904]

So, Capello has resigned.

An Italian deserting a sinking ship, who would've thought it......................................

[Venom]

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

[punyXpress]

SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI


"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.


It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.


However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower!

[metalangel]

I've dedicated my life to getting teenage prostitutes off the streets.

For an hour or so at a time, at least.

[metalangel]

I hate when my missus talks during sex.

Usually it's something like, "Honey, I'm h.... WHO THE HELL IS SHE?"

[punyXpress]

They Walk Among Us - BE VERY WARY


IDIOT SIGHTING No.1

My daughter and I went to the McDonald's drive-through check-out window to pay our bill and I gave the clerk a £5 note.
Our total bill was £4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece.
She said, 'You gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
She sighed and went to get the Manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but we do not do that kind of thing'.
The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at MacDonald's !!
IDIOT SIGHTING No2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a moment, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two...'
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park, near Watford .

IDIOT SIGHTING No3

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the 'DEER CROSSING' sign from our road.The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars on this stretch of road! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing, any-more'.Story from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire.

IDIOT SIGHTING No 4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a Taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had Iceberg Lettuce.
From South Oxhey, Hertfordshire.

IDIOT SIGHTING No 5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee asked:
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded: 'That's why we ask'.
Happened at Luton Airport

IDIOT SIGHTING No 6

The traffic light on the corner buzzes when the lights turn red and it is safe to cross the road.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged friend of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded: 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'She is a Local County Council employee in Harrow, Middlesex. (And she's NOT blonde)

IDIOT SIGHTING No7

When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
We went to the Service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door-handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey', I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'it’s open!'His reply: 'I know. I already did that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire.
IDIOT SIGHTING No8
On a Tax course at Inland Revenue, Ripon:
Given an exercise to do, and to make it easy, had to work out the tax @10% on £100
Everyone else reached for their calculator!


STAY ALERT! They walk among us. AND THEY BREED!
. . . and the ones who drive cars are called SMIDSY!

[punyXpress]

For the Laydeez:

For that special evening on an Italian Cruise.









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[punyXpress]

Subject: FW: Sunday's

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a $hag!'
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know that?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.'

[metalangel]

I got a bird back to my place last night.

She sat down and said, "I take it you w*nk a lot."

"I'm so sorry," I stuttered, loading my arms with DVDs. "I would have hidden my porn collection if I'd known I had a lady coming over."

"No, it's not that," she replied. "I'm stuck to your sofa."

[The Guru]

Whats 6" long and wont be getting sucked on Valentines day?...

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

:lol:

[Paul the 6th]

Jimmy savilles cigar won't be either..

[Paul the 6th]

They say Abu Qatada has to be released because he hasn't broken any rules in England.

Oh yeah? What about the rule that says you have to have a 'u' after 'q'?

[Souldude]

To all my beautiful friends - Happy Valentines Day ... & to all my fat, ugly ones...cheer the **** up!! Its pancake day next tuesday!

[fenjer]

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.”

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, and handed it to the customer, saying, “That’ll be £5,000 please”. The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That is a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?”

The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C – very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more expensive! £10,000! What does it do?”

“Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read £50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?”

The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually seen it do anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager.”

[andrewsmith]

Jen

Stolen and reposted

[Icanopit]

Nursing Home sex




Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.




After a short lull in their conversation, Frank turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"




She asks, "What?''




"Sex." he replies.




Mildred exclaims, "Why you old toot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"




"I know," Frank says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for awhile."




"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.




Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Frank's thingie.




Then one night Frank didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find him and make sure he was O.K.




She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Frank's little pal!




Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-gun!! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"




Old Frank smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"

[Specialone]

Waiting in Doncaster , to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer
sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. Says he to himself: "This driver
is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and
pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two
in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as
ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't
understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!. What seems to be
the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you were not speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to
other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly...Twenty-two miles an hour!" .......the old woman says a bit
proudly, as it says on the road sign!

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that
A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for
pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this
car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound
this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."

[davepreston]

ive just put a tenner on gerry McCann to be the next england manager
he's just lost 1 in europe

[joshwalker094]

Just been on bigbustycoons.comDamn,
those guys have really good bus companies.

[Dave20046]

Just been on bigbustycoons.comDamn,
those guys have really good bus companies.

brilliant!

nicked it and texted a mate, he enjoyed it and told me to text another mate and let him know how long it took him to get it.

This was lastnight,mate two just responded realising it was a joke

how did he realise...it's a real bloody website http://bigbustycoons.com/Homepage.html

[Specialone]

Lol, can't believe there's an actual website :)

[The Idle Biker]

Love that. Brilliant.

[joshwalker094]

haha cant believe its an actual website.
i knicked the joke form sikipedia

[Dave20046]

lol, for old time's sake
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com


http://www.esoupblog.com/2007/07/top-10-most-not.html

[Specialone]

I like those dave, seen a few gaffs like that made by real companies etc who couldn't see the wood for the trees so to speak lol

[andrewsmith]

www.speedofart.com

[HoL]

http://www.ladrape.com/

[punyXpress]

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