three word story

[Dave20046]

Mr Santa Claus

[HoL]

Who was disappointed

[DJFridge]

because his legs

[andrewsmith]

were tiny stumpy

[DJFridge]

smelly, putrid and

[HoL]

Green and blue

[DJFridge]

"Nasty", said the

[andrewsmith]

mad Clinical professor

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

whilst preparing his

[Bibio]

lunch. the next

[Bri w]

day he went

[Fruity-ya-ya]

insane in the

[muzikill]

Terribly boring thread.

[andrewsmith]

in the essose

[HoL]

Section which was

[dizzyblonde]

big fat turd

[appollo1]

that had orange

[andrewsmith]

coloured and flavoured

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

smarties in it

[andrewsmith]

that were actually

[Beetrootkiller]

Shining gemstones of


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[stewie]

Meth amphetamine and

[andrewsmith]

Lysergic acid diethylamide

[WayneL]

Unfortunately the smell

[andrewsmith]

of turnips and

[HoL]

grapefruit had him

[stewie]

Taken roughly from

[WayneL]

Behind with a

[stewie]

a smile and

[HoL]

an anxious yelp

[ravingdavis]

of grievous pain

[andrewsmith]

being inflicted by

[stewie]

A rather large

[andrewsmith]

gentlemen Sausage of

[DJFridge]

arm-like proportions

[ravingdavis]

not to mention

[Specialone]

Concrete knee caps

[andrewsmith]

and a tin

[WayneL]

Full of slippery

[andrewsmith]

industrial anal lube

[WayneL]

Which was suspiciously

[Stingo]

...smeared across the...

[HoL]

entire length of

[andrewsmith]

the garage toilet

[maviczap]

using pink Andrex

[HoL]

As tracing paper

[DJFridge]

the paralytic hedgehog

[WayneL]

Had also been

[HoL]

Drinking massive volumes

[andrewsmith]

of xXBADGERXx's homebrew

[maviczap]

out of a

[andrewsmith]

Diesel Jerry Can

[maviczap]

that was stolen

[andrewsmith]

from Mavicap's rusty

[DJ123]

sore rear end

[andrewsmith]

which was caused

[DJ123]

by a huge

[Fruity-ya-ya]

dead ferret wearing

[DJ123]

a strap on

[Stingo]

Bow tie around

[andrewsmith]

the head of

[DJFridge]

MI5, who wore

[andrewsmith]

a big medalion

[DJFridge]

around his hairy

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

big fat neck

[andrewsmith]

that was around

[Stingo]

the same time.

[maviczap]

as it went

[muzikill]

Missing in action

[andrewsmith]

whilst on a

[WayneL]

Nudist beach that

[maviczap]

full of Germans

[andrewsmith]

doing the nasty

[Fruity-ya-ya]

only wearing one

[andrewsmith]

knotted hankey hat

[maviczap]

at an angle

[andrewsmith]

and pencil tasche

[WayneL]

But then a

[andrewsmith]

very very very

[Bibio]

squirty bum gav

[andrewsmith]

consuming a very

[maviczap]

hot chili madras

[WayneL]

Which was packed

[maviczap]

in clean clingfilm

[Bibio]

with botchalism so

[andrewsmith]

the barons ****

[Bibio]

was all over

[maviczap]

a clean ceramic

[Bibio]

antique doll so

[andrewsmith]

the toilet was

[DJFridge]

replaced next day

[Dabber]

After a Hamster

[BanannaMan]

was found living

[WayneL]

In a small

[Dabber]

Inflatable Bouncy Castle

[andrewsmith]

that was then

[DJFridge]

cleaned very carefully

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

by a Lithuanian

[andrewsmith]

transvestite with a

[dizzyblonde]

Sweaty bollox sock