three word story

[The Idle Biker]

and with savoury

[tom-k6]

egg fried rice

[BanannaMan]

But it was

[tom-k6]

really c*ck fried-rice

[andrewsmith]

served with a

[Dipper]

large slice of

[Quedos]

hairy arsed biker's

[andrewsmith]

size 4 boot

[Specialone]

really c*ck fried-rice

4 words ??? Banned :rolleyes:

[Dave20046]

. The very next day

[Specialone]

. The very next day

You too bitch

[The Idle Biker]

said Posh Spice

[andrewsmith]

too david as

[Quedos]

he bent over

[andrewsmith]

and used his

[Quedos]

large, mighty impressive

[andrewsmith]

a***hole as a

[Quedos]

target for the

[andrewsmith]

impressively massive and

[Quedos]

rather tightly fitting

[Dave20046]

Butter nut squash

[Quedos]

accompanied by a

[andrewsmith]

figiting gerbil and

[The Idle Biker]

a selection of

[Dave20046]

Young ferral cats

[Chandler93]

holding their large...

[Quedos]

but perfectly manicured

[Ed]

claws together. But

[Specialone]

Her ar5e cheeks

[andrewsmith]

(beckham has had

[Rorshach]

well, **** my old boots.....83 pages later!

to continue.

both testicles removed

[arenalife]

with a rusty

[andrewsmith]

large tea spoon

[Dave20046]

His dismembered rorsack

[andrewsmith]

was made into

[Quedos]

a silk purse

[tom-k6]

worn by twiggy

[andrewsmith]

on her shoulders

[Quedos]

to accessorize her

[andrewsmith]

long thin neck

[tom-k6]

, and blue waffle

[andrewsmith]

(that's just wrong!!)

[tom-k6]

i killed story

[Quedos]

ignoring you two -

and blue waffle

knitted lurex scarf

[andrewsmith]

with an offencive :lol:

[Dave20046]

Picture of tubgirl

[andrewsmith]

emblazoned upon the

[Quedos]

slightly larger than

[andrewsmith]

life wearer of

[Quedos]

a rather outdated

[andrewsmith]

item of fashion

[Quedos]

fashioned from some

[andrewsmith]

big warm hugs

[Quedos]

which worked wonderfully

[andrewsmith]

to cheer up

[Quedos]

a forlorn but

[The Idle Biker]

sexy looking super

[andrewsmith]

orger with a

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Passion for trainspotting

[andrewsmith]

that made most

[DJFridge]

people smile, but

[BanannaMan]

there was always

[thedonal]

a large, uneaten

[The Idle Biker]

mouldy pork pie

[andrewsmith]

sitting pride of

[maviczap]

dismantling a shed

[tweakedtay]

on a Thursday

[andrewsmith]

prior to drinking

[Milky Bar Kid]

she brushed her

[anna]

great big hairy,

[andrewsmith]

**** with a

[Stenno]

spoon. The End. ;)

[DJFridge]

That was great story, are we publishing?

[Dave20046]

Three Word Story 2 (now with 4 words) :..

[enzoalex]

Once upon a time...

[maviczap]

AOL is carp

[The Idle Biker]

said Richard Branson

[andrewsmith]

and his virgin

[DJFridge]

said, "four words please!"

[Dave20046]

I was only joking "

[Specialone]

I was only joking "

That's four pleb !!

[andrewsmith]

said the brummie

[hindle8907]

who had a

[tom-k6]

small reptile in

[Fruity-ya-ya]

each of his

[andrewsmith]

deep cavernous pockets

[HoL]

where they nibbled

[andrewsmith]

at his [Censored]

[Fruity-ya-ya]

. His [Censored] bleeding

[tweakedtay]

he screamed "WHY!?"

[HoL]

"why does my..

[Owenski]

link (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2616864#post2616864) get followed

[HoL]

link (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2616864#post2616864) get followed

spammer you are!

[Owenski]

shameless I am

[HoL]

that you are

[Owenski]

chanted his peers

[HoL]

as they shook

[Owenski]

owenski's neck violently.

[andrewsmith]

While davepreston was

[maviczap]

shouting very loudly