three word story

[Entropy]

who hold the

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[DJFridge]

Amulet of Destiny

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

In their grubby

[Matt-EUC]

Wellington boots and

[DJFridge]

shuffle around aimlessly

[Matt-EUC]

Smashing pumpkins with

[BanannaMan]

Maxwell's silver hammer

[Matt-EUC]

And multiple superheated

[BanannaMan]

Spikes of death

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

At every possible

[Matt-EUC]

Hairpin turn in

[DJFridge]

Bill's favourite mountains

[andrewsmith]

on the AR14

[Tomor]

matt's broken down.

[DJFridge]

The engine smelled

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Should have had

[DJFridge]

petrol not whisky

[Matt-EUC]

Or even some

[DJFridge]

tawny port with

[andrewsmith]

With Dave Preston

written with a biro

[Matt-EUC]

Farts. Pachelbel's canon

[DJFridge]

exploded like a

[Matt-EUC]

Musical genius' composition

[DJFridge]

with drums, guitars, bagpipes

[Matt-EUC]

Flutes, violins, chicken

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Peas, eggs and

[Matt-EUC]

**** nuggets. Music

[DJFridge]

is extremely loud

[Fruity-ya-ya]

but in space

[Matt-EUC]

No-one-can-hear-you-scream unless-they're-like-really-really-close-or something

[Entropy]

who just stood

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[Matt-EUC]

On a platform

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Waiting for a

[DJFridge]

a flying panda

[Matt-EUC]

And a circumcised

[Entropy]

Postman with no

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[BanannaMan]

knowledge of the

[DJFridge]

Ninja Panda Code

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Despite being on

[Entropy]

the ninja panda

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[Matt-EUC]

Shuriken Acquisition Committee

[DJFridge]

and holding several

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Sitting in room

[Matt-EUC]

101 where many

[DJFridge]

Ninja Pandas live

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

And practice their

[Matt-EUC]

Fellati0 skills on

[Entropy]

unsuspecting random villagers

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[Mrs DJ Fridge]

And pasing salesmen

[DJFridge]

who smiled nervously

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

In the face

[Matt-EUC]

Of extreme pessimism

[DJFridge]

and persistent seepage

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

From every orifice

[Matt-EUC]

of a rat

[Entropy]

with chronic diarrhoea

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[Matt-EUC]

And explosive haemophilia

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

That created a

[Matt-EUC]

Horrible pool of

[DJFridge]

fetid, foul smelling

[Matt-EUC]

Hot chocolate and

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Whipped cream topping

[DJFridge]

spread thinly over

[Matt-EUC]

Mutilated corpses of

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

All those who

[DJFridge]

worship the Mushroom

[Matt-EUC]

Deity of transfagarasan

[DJFridge]

whose fungoid growths

[Matt-EUC]

Spawn motorcyclists wet-dreams

[Bibio]

like Matt's breath

[Matt-EUC]

Does after brushing

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

With Colgate Advanced

[Matt-EUC]

Which tastes like

[DJFridge]

it's been left

[Matt-EUC]

To go mouldy

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Like ripe cheese

[DJFridge]

inside a cave

[Fruity-ya-ya]

lined with various

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Works of art

[Matt-EUC]

; Brie, Gorgonzola, Camembert,

[DJFridge]

other French artists,

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Including mime and