three word story

[Matt-EUC]

Once when he

[CharleyFarley]

a Gay icon


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[Matt-EUC]

Became straight again.

[andrewsmith]

After it made

written with a brio

[Matt-EUC]

Extravagant gesticulations flamboyantly

[CharleyFarley]

receiving obsequiousness coquettishly


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[Matt-EUC]

From fat blokes

( receiving Obsequiousness coquettishly? Really? That barely makes sense...)

[DJFridge]

in pink leotards

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Of small sizes

[CharleyFarley]

( receiving Obsequiousness coquettishly? Really? That barely makes sense...)
Depends on 'how' you read it.....as with a lot of 'written' English. (Written as 'receiving "excessive respect" flirtatiously'...........) Too many ways to 'read' stuff sometimes!!





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[CharleyFarley]

wearing yellow overalls


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[Matt-EUC]

Depends on 'how' you read it.....as with a lot of 'written' English. (Written as 'receiving "excessive respect" flirtatiously'...........) Too many ways to 'read' stuff sometimes!!





"Gas it w###a".........


That's how I read it and it still barely made sense :)

[Matt-EUC]

With deep pockets

[CharleyFarley]

and even deeper

(Its a 'bit of daft fun' on a bike forum at the end of the day... 😊)


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[Matt-EUC]

Than bill gates'

(I'm taking the pizz mate. Still made me chuckle when I read it.)

[CharleyFarley]

deeply deep things


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[DJFridge]

with extra depth

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

And mighty width

[Matt-EUC]

Were rent asunder

[DJFridge]

by a mighty

[Matt-EUC]

Behemoth of a

[CharleyFarley]

Honda Gold Wing


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[DJFridge]

with gold wings

[Fruity-ya-ya]

and a massive

[Matt-EUC]

Schlong dangling between

[CharleyFarley]

it's two MASSIVE


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[Matt-EUC]

Seats which had

[CharleyFarley]

a schlong warmer


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[Matt-EUC]

For sheer convenience

[CharleyFarley]

and kinky cheap


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[Matt-EUC]

Thrills. Wives may

[DJFridge]

disapprove, but maybe

[Matt-EUC]

They could gain

[CharleyFarley]

spec a special (out of sinc now)


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[Mrs DJ Fridge]

A Goldwing, realy?

[Matt-EUC]

Gotta-love a Goldwing

[DJFridge]

if only for

[Matt-EUC]

The reverse gear

[CharleyFarley]

for reversing around


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[Matt-EUC]

Corners under supervision

[CharleyFarley]

with a banks-man (banks-'person'??)


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[Matt-EUC]

Carrying a shovel

[CharleyFarley]

, a scaffolding bar


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[Matt-EUC]

, some tartan paint

[CharleyFarley]

, a glass hammer


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[Matt-EUC]

, a left-handed screwdriver

[CharleyFarley]

, a long stand


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[Matt-EUC]

, some sky hooks

[CharleyFarley]

(😳 I was gonna go there 😝)
Erm Erm Erm


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[Matt-EUC]

And a err

[CharleyFarley]

Once upon a time


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[Matt-EUC]

There was a

[CharleyFarley]

fairy princess who


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[Matt-EUC]

Liked it up

[CharleyFarley]

in the Castle


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[Matt-EUC]

, not a euphemism,

[CharleyFarley]

for her rusty


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[Matt-EUC]

Hair brush handle

[SV-net]

she used to

[Matt-EUC]

Insert things into

[SV-net]

her exhaust pipe

[CharleyFarley]

or clacker valve


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[Matt-EUC]

For the purpose

[CharleyFarley]

giving herself multiple


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[Matt-EUC]

Opportunities to try

[CharleyFarley]

different sizes of


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[Matt-EUC]

Utensils used for

[CharleyFarley]

removing her underwear


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[Matt-EUC]

During school time

[CharleyFarley]

swimming club activities


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[DJFridge]

with almost no

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

assistance from a

[CharleyFarley]

Gary Glitter look-a-like


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[Matt-EUC]

Who was also

[Wideboy]

Dead, the end.

[Matt-EUC]

But was it?

[Wideboy]

Yes it was

[Matt-EUC]

Was it really?

[Wideboy]

Yes. The end

[Matt-EUC]

Of that story

[Spank86]

and all stories.

[Matt-EUC]

Never mind then

[Matt-EUC]

If you don't want to see the thread, unsubscribe. If you don't want to take part, don't. Just because you're bored of it doesn't necessarily mean anybody else is.

[Matt-EUC]

It'll peter out and die just like any other thread when everyone has lost interest.

[Spank86]

If you don't want to see the thread, unsubscribe. If you don't want to take part, don't. Just because you're bored of it doesn't necessarily mean anybody else is.
not three words.

[Wideboy]

not three words.

Nicely done spank

[Matt-EUC]

Yes, very funny

[Fallout]

Sometimes I fart

[Matt-EUC]

In the bath

[Griff-SV]

like Ricky Gervais

[Matt-EUC]

Did last week

[Thunderace]

really happen? Or

[CharleyFarley]

did last week


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[Fruity-ya-ya]

only seem real?

[CharleyFarley]

Is this week


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[Griff-SV]

Going to be

[CharleyFarley]

real.......or sureal


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[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Homemade jacuzzi s rule

[Matt-EUC]

The world of

[CharleyFarley]

DIY exhibitionists Worldwide


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