three word story

[Quedos]

cover the necessary

[stewie]

but only just

[Quedos]

, obligatory identification mark

[PsychoCannon]

Which looks amusingly

[sv-robo]

like a pen1s

[Milky Bar Kid]

with a trombone

[Rorshach]

instead of an

[Milky Bar Kid]

elephants football boot

[pmapp]

Meanwhile, Fred was....

[starks]

much to busy....

[Milky Bar Kid]

to eat Kangaroo

[Girth]

in the garden......

[Milky Bar Kid]

beside the gate

[Von Teese]

with Vegemite spread

[starks]

all over his

[Von Teese]

large and ample

[Milky Bar Kid]

size nine feet

[appollo1]

while he drank

[Milky Bar Kid]

fizzy Irn Bru

[Von Teese]

Out of a

[Girth]

large deep spouted

[appollo1]

carbon fibre styled

[injury_ian]

address book. Difficult

[warrenhewitt10]

problems arose, with

[Rorshach]

theoretical partical phsyics

[BanannaMan]

forcing them to

[PsychoCannon]

Recalibrate Space Time

[Quedos]

and function theory

[Rorshach]

, charming quarks, and

[PsychoCannon]

Malteese trouser pythons.

[Girth]

It was then...

[Milky Bar Kid]

that work called..

[PsychoCannon]

From outer space

[Girth]

to tell them......

[warrenhewitt10]

ducks are really

[hindle8907]

Like abnormal junkies

[warrenhewitt10]

that don't believe

[Girth]

dogs can't look.........

[Spiderman]

at gods or

[Bluewolf]

.

[PsychoCannon]

Without inserting lollipop

[appollo1]

inside the large

[sv-robo]

ample breasts of

[PsychoCannon]

a mildly supprised

[captainsmelly]

flying monkey. When

[Spiderman]

the old fella

[Girth]

flopped out his

[hindle8907]

big massive grenade

[Spiderman]

and threw a

[hindle8907]

wobbler because he

[sv-robo]

could'nt let go

[Spiderman]

of his fixation

[sv-robo]

with bankok chickboys

[Spiderman]

and their unique

[davepreston]

ping pong show

[Spiderman]

:lol:

[hindle8907]

so he said

[appollo1]

it's going all

[Spiderman]

over my shoes

[captainsmelly]

you messy ba55tard

[appollo1]

but don't worry

[Girth]

it'll wipe clean

[ManxMatt34]

with my WD-40

[Viney]

, wire wool and

[Von Teese]

a few good

[Ed]

gentle but firm

[ManxMatt34]

rubs of my

[warrenhewitt10]

friends very special

[davepreston]

spiderman suit which

[Spiderman]

feels so good :)

[Rorshach]

but looks so...

[Spiderman]

sexy as hell :lol:

[Milky Bar Kid]

when she flicked......(Steady, remember the U rating...)

[Rorshach]

his large erect... (u rated...lol)

[Von Teese]

tent, which had

[Ed]

seen better days.

[Von Teese]

So having decided

[PsychoCannon]

To cover it

[leesh00]

with greasy gunk

[Milky Bar Kid]

he ran to

[Rorshach]

the chip shop

[Milky Bar Kid]

for a pickled

[Ed]

onion and saveloy

[Von Teese]

But Meanwhile, back

[PsychoCannon]

At the bat-cave

[Milky Bar Kid]

John told Andrew

[Von Teese]

that after all

[Milky Bar Kid]

he had done

[stewie]

wasnt completely illegal

[Rorshach]

nylons really didnt..

[Ed]

, the Martians were

[Von Teese]

chafe his superb

[edit] damn you Ed...lol.....you beat me to the next line

[stewie]

suit his hairy

[Rorshach]

toes however may...

[renman8957]

have saved some

[warrenhewitt10]

small businesses from

[Milky Bar Kid]

certain doom. Providing

[martyn mcg]

that the purple

[appollo1]

ping pong ball

[Von Teese]

Which had recently