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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 11:47 AM
The umbrella in it.
smiley125
23-01-14, 12:21 PM
Alas his appendage
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 12:23 PM
However large he
smiley125
23-01-14, 12:24 PM
Made it out
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 12:25 PM
To be, it
Griff-SV
23-01-14, 12:25 PM
Smelt like a
smiley125
23-01-14, 12:29 PM
Rotting dead rat
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CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 01:35 PM
but tasted like
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maviczap
23-01-14, 01:47 PM
Kentucky fried chicken
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 01:58 PM
KFC 'll never
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CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 01:59 PM
taste the same
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CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 02:00 PM
again......although that
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 02:14 PM
One time I
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 03:28 PM
actually ate a
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 03:30 PM
Fried horse falvoured
Niall_farley
23-01-14, 03:54 PM
Hairy pig testy
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 03:55 PM
Tesco's "best" burger
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Griff-SV
23-01-14, 05:41 PM
which gave me
Niall_farley
23-01-14, 05:43 PM
Squirty wet dirty
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 05:48 PM
silly putty, so
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DJFridge
23-01-14, 07:48 PM
I threw it
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 07:51 PM
at my girlfriend
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 07:52 PM
So she would
Fruity-ya-ya
23-01-14, 07:53 PM
always remember that
Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 07:54 PM
She smells too
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 07:55 PM
but she actually
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 07:56 PM
Doesn't really smell
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 08:05 PM
as bad as
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 08:06 PM
I want her
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 08:07 PM
too, she really
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 08:08 PM
Needs to smell
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 08:13 PM
more like something
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Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 08:32 PM
That comes out
CharleyFarley
23-01-14, 08:53 PM
out of a
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Mrs DJ Fridge
23-01-14, 10:39 PM
Large perfume bottle
DJFridge
23-01-14, 10:41 PM
filled mostly with
Matt-EUC
23-01-14, 10:55 PM
**** flavoured liquorice
CharleyFarley
24-01-14, 08:51 AM
that she uses
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Matt-EUC
24-01-14, 08:53 AM
To brush her
CharleyFarley
24-01-14, 08:58 AM
pubic hair with
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Matt-EUC
24-01-14, 09:03 AM
Whilst massaging her
CharleyFarley
24-01-14, 09:09 AM
immense thunder thighs
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CharleyFarley
24-01-14, 09:10 AM
with peanut butter
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DJFridge
24-01-14, 11:25 PM
and strawberry jam
Mrs DJ Fridge
24-01-14, 11:46 PM
the upmost care.
Fruity-ya-ya
26-01-14, 12:20 PM
Noboby knew exactly
Matt-EUC
26-01-14, 12:20 PM
Where we came
CharleyFarley
27-01-14, 12:38 PM
from, but we
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smiley125
27-01-14, 03:12 PM
Always knew where
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CharleyFarley
27-01-14, 04:18 PM
to put our
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Matt-EUC
28-01-14, 01:49 PM
"Acquired" items which
Griff-SV
28-01-14, 03:26 PM
came from the
CharleyFarley
28-01-14, 07:21 PM
moon, via Venus
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DJFridge
28-01-14, 11:34 PM
De Milo's aunt
CharleyFarley
29-01-14, 07:46 AM
who just happened
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Griff-SV
29-01-14, 10:20 AM
to own many
CharleyFarley
29-01-14, 11:24 AM
pairs of mens
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Matt-EUC
29-01-14, 12:56 PM
Banana hammocks in
CharleyFarley
29-01-14, 01:36 PM
pink and lemon
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Matt-EUC
29-01-14, 01:37 PM
Like mr blobby
CharleyFarley
29-01-14, 02:35 PM
's trouser snake
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DJFridge
29-01-14, 10:22 PM
which smelled like
Matt-EUC
29-01-14, 10:23 PM
A trouser snake
Mrs DJ Fridge
29-01-14, 10:33 PM
After a shower
Matt-EUC
29-01-14, 10:34 PM
In bovine excrement
Niall_farley
30-01-14, 07:14 AM
And possum p1ss
Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 10:13 AM
Fermented for about
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 03:42 PM
500,000,000 years or-so
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 03:44 PM
We couldn't justify
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 03:46 PM
drinking it even
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 03:46 PM
After 10 bottles
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 03:47 PM
home brewed dogbolter
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 03:49 PM
We would, however,
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 03:52 PM
consider drinking it
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 03:53 PM
If somebody else
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 03:54 PM
got pished and
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 03:55 PM
Drank some first.
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 03:56 PM
But there again........... 😝
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 03:56 PM
I'd have to
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 03:57 PM
drink 24pts dogbolter
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 03:58 PM
To stop laughing
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 04:00 PM
and pishing myself
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 04:00 PM
After they had
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 04:01 PM
actually drank the
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Matt-EUC
30-01-14, 04:02 PM
Aforementioned drink from
CharleyFarley
30-01-14, 04:07 PM
an enormous sows
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DJFridge
30-01-14, 10:22 PM
rotting wound which
Mrs DJ Fridge
30-01-14, 10:33 PM
required immediate surgery
Matt-EUC
31-01-14, 10:11 AM
To prevent further
CharleyFarley
31-01-14, 10:24 AM
pish-heads drinking from
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Matt-EUC
31-01-14, 10:25 AM
It whilst inebriated.
CharleyFarley
31-01-14, 10:28 AM
On a completely
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Matt-EUC
31-01-14, 10:49 AM
Arbitrary amount of
CharleyFarley
31-01-14, 10:55 AM
moneys for bribery
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Matt-EUC
31-01-14, 01:57 PM
We had managed
CharleyFarley
31-01-14, 02:48 PM
to bribe British
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Matt-EUC
31-01-14, 02:49 PM
Customs officials to
CharleyFarley
31-01-14, 04:05 PM
to let Mongolian
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Matt-EUC
31-01-14, 08:17 PM
Kraken sympathisers up
CharleyFarley
31-01-14, 08:35 PM
Blackpool tower to
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