three word story

[andrewsmith]

booming base note

[widepants]

barry manilow stylie

[andrewsmith]

which caused a

[widepants]

massive nose bleed

[andrewsmith]

and brown trouser

[DJFridge]

event, which ran

[widepants]

down my pants

[The Idle Biker]

with an Apple

[andrewsmith]

insert where it

[widepants]

doesnt see sunshine

[andrewsmith]

as a plug

[widepants]

for ma ***

[andrewsmith]

flood that stunk

[widepants]

of stale onions

[Bibio]

meanwhile in Preston

[andrewsmith]

Dave was drank

[widepants]

and sounding welsh

[andrewsmith]

after 3 shots

[widepants]

you mean bottles

[andrewsmith]

no shots of

[widepants]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Absolut_Vodka_%283_Bottles%29.jpg/584px-Absolut_Vodka_%283_Bottles%29.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Absolut_Vodka_%283_Bottles%29.jpg)

[andrewsmith]

he was totally

[DJFridge]

willing to shag

[andrewsmith]

a hairy donut

[xXBADGERXx]

from up North

[andrewsmith]

of prestwick airport

[StealthSV]

On a bus

[andrewsmith]

full of nuns

[DJFridge]

in short habits

[andrewsmith]

die hard with

[widepants]

and hairy legs

[DJFridge]

but the driver

[andrewsmith]

I'm Pedro I

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

like to do

[widepants]

it in bushes

[andrewsmith]

with badgers and

[DJFridge]

squirrels and everything

[andrewsmith]

that bloody moves

[widepants]

slower than him

[xXBADGERXx]

eat **** guys

[andrewsmith]

said barry the

[xXBADGERXx]

Northumbrian Scat Scoffer

[andrewsmith]

chocolate brown marmalade

[xXBADGERXx]

smeared upon Andy`s

[andrewsmith]

glow in the

[xXBADGERXx]

dark anal intruder

[andrewsmith]

which was nailed

[xXBADGERXx]

by the balls

[andrewsmith]

the big balls

[andrewsmith]

(which badger echo'ed)

[xXBADGERXx]

the small balls

[andrewsmith]

nope big balls

[xXBADGERXx]

I heard small

[andrewsmith]

glass coffee table

[DJFridge]

which rotated like

[andrewsmith]

sweaty hairy sac

[widepants]

full of puss

[andrewsmith]

being drained through

[maviczap]

needed extra lubrication

[andrewsmith]

for a transit

[Fruity-ya-ya]

van. Meanwhile the

[widepants]

bandit killing scoobs

[andrewsmith]

had found that

[widepants]

rear shunts hurt

[andrewsmith]

and tazers should

[xXBADGERXx]

taste like "Sparkles"

[Dave20046]

like golden showers

[andrewsmith]

and michelin rubber

[DJFridge]

condoms, ribbed for

[andrewsmith]

that extra sensation

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

of a true

[andrewsmith]

pure shot of

[Fruity-ya-ya]

snake venom like

[andrewsmith]

the flames from

[Dipper]

a burning ring

[andrewsmith]

of doom from

[Dipper]

the nether regions

[andrewsmith]

of Tom's Diner

[Dipper]

. "I fancy a

[andrewsmith]

pint of beer

[Dipper]

or two and

[andrewsmith]

a bacon Sandwich

[Fruity-ya-ya]

" said the tiny

[StealthSV]

Bald headed woman

[andrewsmith]

throwing pans at

[widepants]

her big fat

[StealthSV]

Hairy lip squid :smt082

[andrewsmith]

which was dancing

[Fruity-ya-ya]

a samba with

[Kenzie]

a girl from

[andrewsmith]

London that had

[Dipper]

a very ample

[andrewsmith]

chest with a

[svrich]

big lock on

[andrewsmith]

that connected her

[The Idle Biker]

emotionally and spiritually

[andrewsmith]

linked nipples that

[svrich]

indicated when she

[widepants]

Needed a fat

[barwel1992]

dump on the