three word story

[Matt-EUC]

enough to hold

[Stingo]

two large melons...

[Matt-EUC]

securely while shaking

[andrewsmith]

to the harlem

[Bibio]

sound of the

[andrewsmith]

Harlem Shake happening (http://youtu.be/3R8HGsbI4QY)

[Stingo]

which wobbled around

[Matt-EUC]

And dislodged into

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Popeye's chin although

[Matt-EUC]

It contained a

[Bibio]

tin of some

[Richie]

sharknado flavoured flesh

[Matt-EUC]

Left out for



(Why are we still awake?)

[andrewsmith]

3 years ago

sent from place where even the devil is afraid

[Fruity-ya-ya]

to ferment into

[Griff-SV]

Piranhaconda pina colada

[Stingo]

...fizz. Removing the

[cheesypeeps]

cork whilst trying

[DJFridge]

to screw in

[andrewsmith]

a large Prince

[Griff-SV]

album which had

[andrewsmith]

a large picture

[Matt-EUC]

Of thunderace's junk

[Griff-SV]

Which looked like

[andrewsmith]

a large eggplant

[Matt-EUC]

With milk seeping

[andrewsmith]

From a floating

sent from place where even the devil is afraid

[Matt-EUC]

Turd on top.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

After finding a

[andrewsmith]

Hamster up someones

sent from place where even the devil is afraid

[Tomor]

hairy cobweb filled

[Matt-EUC]

ladies pants. Later

[cheesypeeps]

whilst beavering away

[Matt-EUC]

In aforementioned pants

[Bibio]

they found a

[andrewsmith]

Microbes that were

sent from place where even the devil is afraid

[Griff-SV]

just like a

[Thunderace]

can of spam

[Matt-EUC]

Crawling with maggots

[Thunderace]

and puss filled

[Matt-EUC]

iPhones with all

[Griff-SV]

the apps in

[Matt-EUC]

, Dribbled with sh!t

[Fruity-ya-ya]

which cost almost

[andrewsmith]

one billion billion

[Bibio]

it's the 1960's

[andrewsmith]

and I'm a

[Thunderace]

monkeys uncle, nevertheless

[Matt-EUC]

Crutchlow is rich

[andrewsmith]

And Matt-EUC is

sent from place where even the devil is afraid

[Matt-EUC]

Not very rich

[Tomor]

but is very

[Matt-EUC]

good in bed

[andrewsmith]

Can sleep all

sent from place where even the devil is afraid

[Griff-SV]

Night without getting

[Fruity-ya-ya]

insect bites on

[Matt-EUC]

His enormous schlong.

[andrewsmith]

Shaped bananas, which

sent from place where even the devil is afraid

[Thunderace]

taste absolutely awful!

[Matt-EUC]

Also, Thunderace has

[andrewsmith]

Swollen Nobby Styles

sent from the shredded wheat factory

[Thunderace]

by injecting air

[andrewsmith]

into the rear

[Matt-EUC]

Of a small

[andrewsmith]

umpha loompa in

[Thunderace]

pyjamas and slippers.

[andrewsmith]

and tartan hair

[Thunderace]

in pig tails.

[andrewsmith]

Thunderace's orgasm could

[Fruity-ya-ya]

be described as

[Griff-SV]

sick and twisted

[andrewsmith]

Like his bike

sent from the shredded wheat factory

[Griff-SV]

which came with

[andrewsmith]

Turf and Turnips

[Griff-SV]

supplied by his

[Fruity-ya-ya]

various vestigial organs

[Matt-EUC]

Set on fire

[cheesypeeps]

making it too

[Griff-SV]

hot to handle

[Matt-EUC]

For his buell

[Thunderace]

yanky **** heap!

[andrewsmith]

and thought Harleys

[Thunderace]

were leaky piles

[andrewsmith]

Of absolute performance

sent from the shredded wheat factory

[Matt-EUC]

(Just to get it going again)


Starbucks coffee is

[Fruity-ya-ya]

often described as

[andrewsmith]

Moobs like Jagger!

Sent from my ST25i using Tapatalk 2

[DJFridge]

But tastes of

[andrewsmith]

Jordan's Silicone ****

[maviczap]

Underneath the arches

[andrewsmith]

of the canals

[Griff-SV]

floated a massive

[maviczap]

Fluffy sponge cake

[andrewsmith]

called the fog

[Fruity-ya-ya]

of un-extinguishable stench

[andrewsmith]

from the large

[Fruity-ya-ya]

cavernous end of

[maviczap]

an intercity 125

[andrewsmith]

Hurtling towards a

[Fruity-ya-ya]

small and furry