three word story

[andrewsmith]

where Northerners are

[Dave20046]

raped and beheaded

[andrewsmith]

by the Irish

[tom-k6]

bra salesmen league

[The Idle Biker]

who never ever

[andrewsmith]

sell bra's to

[The Idle Biker]

Kate middleton who

[andrewsmith]

who will look

[The Idle Biker]

At her naked

[andrewsmith]

and go CCCCCOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

that smells funny

[andrewsmith]

kiss me where

[The Idle Biker]

Sun don't shine

[andrewsmith]

I am cornholio

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I need teepee

[andrewsmith]

go to the

[Dave20046]

nearest phone box

[andrewsmith]

and go and

[Dave20046]

put yer willy

[andrewsmith]

on the closest

[Dave20046]

phone box pixie

[andrewsmith]

then put 30p

[Bluefish]

in my slot

[andrewsmith]

and wait for

[The Idle Biker]

to get a

[Dave20046]

to get a

instant spray tan

[Specialone]

for exotic spider

[DarrenSV650S]

for exotic spider

-hating girls who

[Bluefish]

get a funny

[DarrenSV650S]

feeling in their

[Bluefish]

toes and fingers,

[andrewsmith]

from the tingling

[tom-k6]

and vibrating doohickey

[tom-k6]

. Then Suddenly Chimpanzee's

[Quedos]

burst out from

[The Idle Biker]

a passing spaceship

[Quedos]

painted fluroescent green

[andrewsmith]

wearing shirts saying

[tom-k6]

SV650 forum member

[Dipper]

..... Meanwhile in another

[tom-k6]

galaxy, far far

[Dave20046]

From planet England

[appollo1]

there lived an

[andrewsmith]

old tight grumpy

[Dave20046]

Hairless,albino,gymnast

[Quedos]

with double joints

[andrewsmith]

and a massive

[hindle8907]

mobile phone that

[The Idle Biker]

was shaped like

[Specialone]

A turnips penis

[Dave20046]

.After his weekly

[andrewsmith]

large and smelly

[Quedos]

visit to the

[Dipper]

cheese shop he

[The Idle Biker]

made a pass

[andrewsmith]

at a beautiful

[tom-k6]

ducati named 1098

[andrewsmith]

which was being

[tom-k6]

Loud as hell

[andrewsmith]

while sounding like

[Richie]

3 screaming cats

[andrewsmith]

in a bin

[Dipper]

with a wobbly

[allantheboss]

menopausal leper-otter

[andrewsmith]

on viagra, given

[The Idle Biker]

via intravenous drip

[andrewsmith]

in glee by

[The Idle Biker]

Davina (witch) macall

[andrewsmith]

also known as

[Treacle]

I dump daily

[andrewsmith]

and it stinks

[Milky Bar Kid]

like the captain

[andrewsmith]

pugwash's jock strap

[dizzyblonde]

like elephant dung

[Milky Bar Kid]

which was tied

[dizzyblonde]

to nuns knickers

[andrewsmith]

that could act

[Milky Bar Kid]

like Whoopie Goldberg

[dizzyblonde]

on laughing gas

[andrewsmith]

and class A

[Milky Bar Kid]

. Jimmy Saville also

[dizzyblonde]

smoking odd cigars

[Milky Bar Kid]

whilst wearing a

[dizzyblonde]

tutu coloured blue

[Bibio]

ribbon on his

[andrewsmith]

old crinckled partner

[Milky Bar Kid]

ear. His nose

[The Idle Biker]

Though was much

[Fruity-ya-ya]

bigger than his

[The Idle Biker]

fruity ya ya

[Dave20046]

which he injured

[Fruity-ya-ya]

in a freak

[andrewsmith]

mosh pitting accident

[Dave20046]

involving a lip-ring

[andrewsmith]

from Devil Driver's

[Fruity-ya-ya]

vs Pat Cash

[andrewsmith]

royal f***ing rumble

[The Idle Biker]

with William and

[BanannaMan]

and Kate singing

[The Idle Biker]

"Fat bottomed girls....