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BanannaMan
29-09-09, 04:39 AM
painting swastika's on
Dave20046
29-09-09, 07:15 AM
his pet sheep
ArtyLady
29-09-09, 08:55 AM
Brian, who couldn't
gruntygiggles
29-09-09, 09:00 AM
get Stewie to
Captain Nemo
29-09-09, 09:29 AM
curleywurley in yoghurt
gruntygiggles
29-09-09, 09:50 AM
and rubbing it
Dave20046
29-09-09, 09:53 AM
all over his
gruntygiggles
29-09-09, 09:58 AM
big and shiney
Dave20046
29-09-09, 11:10 AM
green, IAM Badge
gruntygiggles
29-09-09, 11:11 AM
that he stole
ArtyLady
29-09-09, 02:51 PM
ruthlessly. He licked
wattyfred89
29-09-09, 02:55 PM
people stopped looking
ArtyLady
29-09-09, 03:52 PM
at his huge
ManxMatt34
01-10-09, 12:03 AM
can of carlsberg
gruntygiggles
01-10-09, 07:06 AM
and the spinning
Dave20046
06-11-09, 05:03 PM
his elongated nipple
sv-robo
06-11-09, 05:21 PM
very clever,but....
Milky Bar Kid
06-11-09, 05:39 PM
a leg over
Spiderman
06-11-09, 05:39 PM
his favourite ride
ArtyLady
06-11-09, 05:54 PM
when it exploded
Dave20046
06-11-09, 05:55 PM
into a million
sv-robo
06-11-09, 07:18 PM
Trillion little pieces...
Dave20046
06-11-09, 07:22 PM
....your average aprillia...
sv-robo
06-11-09, 07:26 PM
Falco,eh Gr33k;)
Dave20046
06-11-09, 07:27 PM
Greek wasn't happy...
sv-robo
06-11-09, 07:28 PM
That we were
Dave20046
06-11-09, 07:30 PM
alive. He grabbed
sv-robo
06-11-09, 07:32 PM
his uzi 9mm
Dave20046
06-11-09, 07:35 PM
and chucked it
sv-robo
06-11-09, 07:36 PM
at his bike
Dave20046
06-11-09, 07:37 PM
Which promptly exploded
sv-robo
06-11-09, 07:38 PM
and ricoched back
ArtyLady
06-11-09, 07:46 PM
getting lodged in
GeneticBubble
06-11-09, 07:54 PM
of big old
Dave20046
06-11-09, 07:59 PM
silver birch trees
ArtyLady
06-11-09, 08:01 PM
in the next
Milky Bar Kid
06-11-09, 08:05 PM
three hundred acre
ArtyLady
06-11-09, 09:08 PM
bewitched forest. Then
sv-robo
07-11-09, 02:19 PM
he tried to...
Milky Bar Kid
07-11-09, 07:12 PM
catch a cat
warrenhewitt10
07-11-09, 08:15 PM
but very soft
Milky Bar Kid
07-11-09, 08:15 PM
hammer toe egg....(i dunnio..)
Rorshach
08-11-09, 06:03 PM
which entitled him..
Biker Biggles
08-11-09, 06:07 PM
To income support
Rorshach
08-11-09, 06:13 PM
just like every..
Biker Biggles
08-11-09, 06:21 PM
Tom D1ck and
Dave20046
08-11-09, 07:16 PM
Basil Faulty, Ofcourse...
ArtyLady
09-11-09, 12:08 AM
they cant be
Rorshach
09-11-09, 12:29 AM
made from jelly....
ArtyLady
09-11-09, 09:42 AM
because of it's
Dave20046
09-11-09, 06:31 PM
strong magnetic properties
appollo1
09-11-09, 06:37 PM
and it's sticky
ArtyLady
09-11-09, 11:39 PM
bent bit underneath
Rorshach
12-11-09, 09:08 PM
which looks like....
ArtyLady
12-11-09, 10:37 PM
jogging with a
kwak zzr
12-11-09, 10:45 PM
marmite covered trifle
ArtyLady
12-11-09, 10:46 PM
that wobbled scarily
kwak zzr
12-11-09, 10:49 PM
and tasted yummy
ArtyLady
12-11-09, 10:51 PM
said mummy with
kwak zzr
12-11-09, 10:52 PM
her pregnant tummy
ArtyLady
12-11-09, 11:04 PM
The Vicar said
kwak zzr
12-11-09, 11:14 PM
is it true
ArtyLady
12-11-09, 11:24 PM
about your shrimp
kwak zzr
12-11-09, 11:27 PM
sorry ment pimp
ArtyLady
12-11-09, 11:33 PM
has been at
kwak zzr
12-11-09, 11:35 PM
McDonalds all evening
ArtyLady
13-11-09, 11:00 AM
Yes she replied
Rorshach
13-11-09, 11:14 AM
occams razor dictates
ArtyLady
13-11-09, 01:15 PM
that it will
Spiderman
13-11-09, 01:30 PM
thrust deeply into
sv-robo
13-11-09, 04:16 PM
a hairy axewound
ArtyLady
13-11-09, 04:49 PM
that stunk like
sv-robo
13-11-09, 04:52 PM
Grimsby fish market
ArtyLady
13-11-09, 05:10 PM
time. Meanwhile up
sv-robo
13-11-09, 05:11 PM
West Coast Customs
ArtyLady
13-11-09, 05:20 PM
that dripped and
Rorshach
13-11-09, 05:36 PM
the A406 in
kwak zzr
13-11-09, 05:37 PM
icey slippery conditions
sv-robo
13-11-09, 07:18 PM
which made it
BanannaMan
14-11-09, 01:08 AM
nearly impossible to
DarrenSV650S
14-11-09, 01:09 AM
fart on Steven's
Rorshach
14-11-09, 03:28 PM
who was called
ArtyLady
14-11-09, 03:46 PM
Barney. The wind
hindle8907
16-03-11, 08:46 AM
smelt of carpet
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