three word story

[Rorshach]

right, im on nights and bored silly....so......three word story. each post adds three words to continue the story, no more no less!


the soho massive.............

[injury_ian]

smell of cheese..

[kitkat]

which is unpleasant

[Jinxy43]

enough to be

[slark01]

the worse kind

[glsuk1970]

that's usually used

[Jayneflakes]

Meanwhile, the rabbit...

[slark01]

couldn't stop gagging...

[Milky Bar Kid]

with hairy feet

[thedonal]

placed firmly on

[Red Herring]

both sides of

[slark01]

the plank above...

[Cazza]

Bear, who was

[Red Herring]

just about to

[metalmonkey]

drool with anticipation

[dj_pingu]

exclaimed too loudly...

[injury_ian]

"I'm the wulrus!"

[Spiderman]

and then said

[injury_ian]

"coo-coo kei-choo"

[Red Herring]

Yes dear, yes?

[Dicky Ticker]

Stop jumping about

[Rorshach]

and stuggle will...

[davepreston]

become canditite for

[Spiderman]

best Mod ever

[littleperson]

on Vespa scooter

[anna]

with pink tassells

[davepreston]

and assless chaps

[Red Herring]

and an open

[anna]

can of cheap

[Milky Bar Kid]

barbeque baked beans

[Red Herring]

with mini sausages

[slark01]

, to golden balls

[Red Herring]

Meanwhile, back at

[Milky Bar Kid]

the Ranch, David

[Jabba]

chewed his nuts

[appollo1]

and rubbed his..

[Ed]

hands together. Cold

[Quiff Wichard]

As cold as

[Milky Bar Kid]

smelly giraffes ear....

[slark01]

with golden earrings

[Bluefish]

and a big

[appollo1]

pair of socks

[Milky Bar Kid]

with stripes on

[slark01]

and kinky boots!

[Rorshach]

worn as earmuffs

[appollo1]

whilst doing the

[Milky Bar Kid]

Highland Fling, she

[xXBADGERXx]

swallowed all of

[Rorshach]

the bugs that...

[xXBADGERXx]

had landed in

[Red Herring]

the little pool

[Balky001]

of sweat between

[warrenhewitt10]

her lovely spots

[sv-robo]

on her ar$e

[Balky001]

Being a contortionist

[stewie]

has often helped

[appollo1]

but suddenly there

[CoolGirl]

was a crash

[Balky001]

and a drum

[Kinvig]

Sounded. The End.

[Spiderman]

The next day...

[appollo1]

after having a

[paiste]

sh!t, shower, shave

[warrenhewitt10]

He decided that

[injury_ian]

Licking his elbow

[phi-dan]

was possible if

[Rorshach]

you hit the

[sv-robo]

funny bone hard...

[Dave20046]

...enough. The End.

[warrenhewitt10]

The next day

[Dave20046]

damn! foiled...
there wasn't much...

[pmapp]

happening, so he

[Dave20046]

stole a child....

[Spiderman]

and fed it

[Dave20046]

eels on toast,

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

which were rather

[Milky Bar Kid]

salty and slimy...

[Shellywoozle]

and wriggled and

[Bluefish]

pooed on him.

[xXBADGERXx]

He licked it

[Shellywoozle]

all and swallowed

[Dave20046]

the eely mess

[Shellywoozle]

mmmm yum yum

[Rorshach]

from tescos bakery...

[appollo1]

he found a

[Milky Bar Kid]

pair of trainers

[wyrdness]

that trained him

[Milky Bar Kid]

to catch penguins

[xXBADGERXx]

by their little

[Ed]

toes, but noticed

[Red Herring]

that they could

[Milky Bar Kid]

see from a

[xXBADGERXx]

Testacle pecking view ,

[fenjer]

dwarves had to

[xXBADGERXx]

rustle the Penguins

[Richie]

in Paper Trousers

[Amanda M]

and stripy socks

[Quedos]

that were too

[Amanda M]

long for comfort

[Jinxy43]

but managed to