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andrewsmith
31-01-14, 09:24 PM
rev the ****er
DJFridge
31-01-14, 11:16 PM
past the point
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 12:43 AM
To fill it
Fruity-ya-ya
01-02-14, 07:14 AM
but somehow managed
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 08:53 AM
3 miles before
written with a brio
Fruity-ya-ya
01-02-14, 09:11 AM
things began to
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 09:41 AM
Sound horribly wrong
written with a brio
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:13 AM
Then he waited.
(How horribly accurate you guys are...)
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 10:50 AM
And laughter ensued
written with a brio
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 11:20 AM
When the RAC
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 11:50 AM
Said that it's
written with a brio
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 11:51 AM
"****ed" I cried.
DJFridge
01-02-14, 10:20 PM
Meanwhile, in Bibio's
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:21 PM
Shed of Doom
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 10:22 PM
the homebrew was
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:23 PM
Flowing freely from
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 10:25 PM
The demijohn thats
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:26 PM
Regularly lacking in
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 10:32 PM
matt-euc's butt plug
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:33 PM
However, we can
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 10:34 PM
prove its Matt-euc's
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:37 PM
From the DNA
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 10:39 PM
that Jeremy Kyle
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:40 PM
Scraped off the
andrewsmith
01-02-14, 10:41 PM
sole of his
Matt-EUC
01-02-14, 10:42 PM
Flip-flop on the
Mrs DJ Fridge
01-02-14, 10:42 PM
much too expensive
Fruity-ya-ya
03-02-14, 06:31 AM
rug in the
CharleyFarley
03-02-14, 01:31 PM
expensive rug shop
"Gas it w###a".........
DJFridge
03-02-14, 10:43 PM
where all the
Mrs DJ Fridge
03-02-14, 10:49 PM
Patrons tended to
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 12:19 AM
Dance inside out
BanannaMan
04-02-14, 02:01 AM
While balancing a
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 09:08 AM
SV650s on its
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 10:49 AM
Front wheel while
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 11:12 AM
they dance the
"Gas it w###a".........
Griff-SV
04-02-14, 12:49 PM
decadence dance whilst
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 12:51 PM
Imitating a small
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 01:55 PM
furry mammal that
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 01:56 PM
Integrates dubstep and
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 01:59 PM
post punk rock
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 02:00 PM
Into an unusual
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 02:02 PM
musical feast of
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 02:03 PM
Orgasmic proportions. Drum'n'bass
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 02:18 PM
meets Ska and
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 02:19 PM
Speedcore, garage, swing,
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 02:23 PM
underground, jazz and
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 02:24 PM
Thrash-metal. This makes
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 03:58 PM
f**ked up noise
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 04:32 PM
Unless of course
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 05:18 PM
it comesfrom Manchester
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 05:20 PM
In which case
CharleyFarley
04-02-14, 05:22 PM
it's wonderful music
"Gas it w###a".........
DJFridge
04-02-14, 09:48 PM
for gnomes to
Mrs DJ Fridge
04-02-14, 10:03 PM
dance a jig
Matt-EUC
04-02-14, 11:33 PM
to underneath the
BanannaMan
05-02-14, 12:04 AM
Giant mushroom that
Matt-EUC
05-02-14, 12:05 AM
They had worshipped
CharleyFarley
05-02-14, 09:57 AM
because it is
"Gas it w###a".........
CharleyFarley
05-02-14, 09:58 AM
a magic mushroom
"Gas it w###a".........
Mrs DJ Fridge
05-02-14, 11:06 PM
That I smoked
Mrs DJ Fridge
05-02-14, 11:06 PM
Sometime in about
Mrs DJ Fridge
05-02-14, 11:07 PM
1985 when I
CharleyFarley
06-02-14, 08:08 AM
also sniffing solvents
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
06-02-14, 09:11 AM
And snorting crushed
CharleyFarley
06-02-14, 09:16 AM
powdered Panda penis
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
06-02-14, 09:18 AM
. CharleyFarley was walking
CharleyFarley
06-02-14, 09:32 AM
on the moon
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
06-02-14, 09:33 AM
Like a boss
CharleyFarley
06-02-14, 09:34 AM
. CharleyFarley was walking
(glad its a 'l' and not a 'n' in there.......)
"Gas it w###a".........
CharleyFarley
06-02-14, 09:35 AM
Hog Harley scoot
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
06-02-14, 10:00 AM
Crash and burn
Griff-SV
06-02-14, 10:04 AM
like a pig
Matt-EUC
06-02-14, 10:12 AM
Flying through tar
Mrs DJ Fridge
06-02-14, 09:36 PM
into a big
Matt-EUC
06-02-14, 09:37 PM
Vat of boiling
andrewsmith
06-02-14, 09:39 PM
spitting Man fat
Matt-EUC
06-02-14, 09:39 PM
Which had naphtha
DJFridge
06-02-14, 09:46 PM
and cooking oil
Fruity-ya-ya
07-02-14, 04:32 PM
. It's beer o'clock
andrewsmith
07-02-14, 05:56 PM
Shouted a ball
written with a brio
CharleyFarley
07-02-14, 06:00 PM
made of squidgy
"Gas it w###a".........
DJFridge
07-02-14, 08:46 PM
smelly and rancid
CharleyFarley
07-02-14, 09:30 PM
porridge that had
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
07-02-14, 09:31 PM
Mouldy chocolate ice-cream
DJFridge
07-02-14, 10:29 PM
mixed right through
Mrs DJ Fridge
07-02-14, 10:34 PM
into a gooey
BanannaMan
08-02-14, 12:31 AM
Sticky icky slime
CharleyFarley
08-02-14, 08:57 AM
that tasted rather
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
08-02-14, 09:00 AM
Pleasant considering its
CharleyFarley
08-02-14, 09:20 AM
vile extravagant perplexing
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
08-02-14, 09:39 AM
Aversion towards discrepancies
CharleyFarley
08-02-14, 09:50 AM
and discernible abhorrence
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
08-02-14, 09:57 AM
. The unintelligible colloquialisms
CharleyFarley
08-02-14, 10:02 AM
and vernacular protestation
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
08-02-14, 10:08 AM
Of Scottish people
(It's a vocabulary competition now?)
CharleyFarley
08-02-14, 10:14 AM
who inevitably entered
(was heading that way 😝)
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
08-02-14, 10:23 AM
A gay bar
(Back on track ;) )
andrewsmith
08-02-14, 10:56 AM
Matt-ecu lived in
written with a brio
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