three word story

[Lucas]

found in a

[hindle8907]

strange old house

[Amplimator]

full of dead

[Pedrosa]

gorgeous and sexy

[hindle8907]

yellow sheep that

[Reeder]

had no eyes

[BaP]

and couldn't keep

[hindle8907]

walking into walls

[Quedos]

while having a

[Reeder]

big fat hairy

[hindle8907]

old man shouting

[Quedos]

"oh my golly

[Reeder]

,get to bed!"

[tom-k6]

so off he

[Quedos]

went to his

[Reeder]

green mustang convertable

[Quedos]

with its gutteral

[Dave20046]

Which he wondered

[The Idle Biker]

if his todger

[tom-k6]

was a toad

[Reeder]

. The next day

[Dave20046]

He still wondered

[Reeder]

why it was

[dizzyblonde]

it stunk cheezey

[The Idle Biker]

and Kiera Knightley

[Reeder]

proposed to reeder

[Amplimator]

in his dreams

[Reeder]

, he said yes.

[Amplimator]

Reeder was especially

[Amplimator]

happy when she

[Amplimator]

dropped her pantaloons

[Amplimator]

to reveal that

[Amplimator]

she was really

[Amplimator]

a lady boy.

[Dave20046]

Revealed she's male

[tom-k6]

reeder thought "WOW....

[Reeder]

Seriously guys... you're all ****ing retarded. You're a bunch of ****s.

[dizzyblonde]

^^^Reeder can't count^^^ ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

reeder thought "WOW....

I really like...

(continuing from where we left off before Reeder rudely interupted....)

[Dipper]

how ladies underwear

[wattyfred89]

feels on my

[Milky Bar Kid]

manboobs. I prefer

[Bluefish]

the feel of

[Dipper]

rough hessian against

[Milky Bar Kid]

my crotch." Reeder

[Venom]

touched his small

[dizzyblonde]

pink fluffy sporran

[Catflap]

then teleported like

[hindle8907]

a super fast

[dizzyblonde]

jelly ona plate

[Bluefish]

to his other

[Amplimator]

lady boy friend

[Milky Bar Kid]

, who also liked

[Amplimator]

chocolate speedway and...

[Catflap]

It up the

[Venom]

chimney where Santa

[skidmarx]

Emptied his sack

[Dave20046]

allover the children

[Bluefish]

ho ho ho

[Dave20046]

,green giant muttered

[andrewsmith]

oi my line

[The Idle Biker]

is tangled up

[BanannaMan]

so I can't

[andrewsmith]

land my catch

[Dave20046]

So I'll just

[tom-k6]

sit here then.

[Dave20046]

Wanking and crying

[STRAMASHER]

"Happy Paddys Day!!!!"

[andrewsmith]

as Dave Preston

[Quedos]

does in his

[Dave20046]

Second liver with

[Quedos]

yet another bottle

[andrewsmith]

of leathal Irish

[Dave20046]

Seamen 's home brewed

[andrewsmith]

'hot man gravy'

[carelesschucca]

that tastes good

[Dave20046]

-A bit salty

[tom-k6]

but good nonetheless

[The Idle Biker]

then he pucked

[tom-k6]

out a small

[andrewsmith]

thick and curly

[tom-k6]

bratwurst sausage, followed

[The Idle Biker]

up his bum

[tom-k6]

by a rather

[Viney]

small German called

[Dave20046]

luther van lufféhandles

[andrewsmith]

While young Reeder

[Dave20046]

curled her hair

[The Idle Biker]

and smiled seductively

[Dipper]

, belched and said

[Dave20046]

"I'm a lumberjack..

[andrewsmith]

and I'm okay

[Dave20046]

i sleep all

[andrewsmith]

night and work

[Dave20046]

all day. I

[Dipper]

as a prostitute

[Dipper]

as a prostitute
whoops too late!

[Dave20046]

Dipper's taxi arrives

[andrewsmith]

for the long

[Dave20046]

trip to cockneyland