three word story

[HoL]

wearing the tiniest

[andrewsmith]

mankini humanly possible

[HoL]

which caused terrible

[tonyk]

red rash on

[DJFridge]

his little portion

[HoL]

Of fruitun veg.

[DJFridge]

In his tracksuit

[Fruity-ya-ya]

In his tracksuit
he hid a

[tonyk]

batman repair kit

[Shawthing]

for all those

[carelesschucca]

fantasys he harboured

[andrewsmith]

about the things

[DJFridge]

that ate bats

[HoL]

and swam across

[tom-k6]

, whislt coated with

[HoL]

Hefty globs of

[tom-k6]

putrified tentacles and

[HoL]

Smelly drain possums

[BanannaMan]

However, just then

[HoL]

Dumbledore appeared waving

[andrewsmith]

the meat wand

[HoL]

Which he'd fed

[andrewsmith]

to Harry Potter

[andrewsmith]

over and over

[HoL]

To the lively

[andrewsmith]

cheer of all

[HoL]

The dirty little

[DJFridge]

wizard children. Then

[andrewsmith]

a randy HoL

[HoL]

Smacked Andrew smith :)

[maviczap]

on the buuuttttocks

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/ForrestGumpJFKScreenshot.jpg

[andrewsmith]

while maviczap looked

[maviczap]

Enjoying him get

[HoL]

An overpriced portion

[DJFridge]

of lamb phaal

[Fruity-ya-ya]

poured over his

[HoL]

Newly curried genitals

[andrewsmith]

while Fruity-Ya-ya was

[maviczap]

sharpening a pencil

[andrewsmith]

with a blunt

[maviczap]

axe. Then he

[Fruity-ya-ya]

played it like

[andrewsmith]

Lemmy from Motorhead

[maviczap]

completely smashed on

[Fruity-ya-ya]

homebrew cider from

[andrewsmith]

Bluepete's stash in

[maviczap]

a left hand

[andrewsmith]

cupboard in the

[maviczap]

secret underground bunker

[andrewsmith]

where moonshine regularly

[HoL]

Caused projectile vomitting

[Fruity-ya-ya]

and uncontrollable flatulence

[thedonal]

which his mother

[andrewsmith]

cracked him one

[HoL]

time too many.

[DJFridge]

with a saucepan

[andrewsmith]

after dropping one

[HoL]

On his chest

[andrewsmith]

(May aswel have a laugh tonight)

and it detonating

[Specialone]

Into dog poo

[andrewsmith]

left by a

[Bibio]

three legged dwarf

[Specialone]

With anal leprosy

[Bibio]

and bits falling

[Specialone]

On to the

[HoL]

Ground with a

[Bibio]

splatter type sound

[andrewsmith]

with a reassuringly

[Bibio]

look of poo

[HoL]

Which is why

[andrewsmith]

a wide berth

[Bibio]

is always given

[HoL]

To the enormous

[Bibio]

giant with the

[HoL]

Smile of Lozzo

[andrewsmith]

that was able

[HoL]

To incinerate gypsys

[andrewsmith]

do ya like

[HoL]

Dags they chanted

[andrewsmith]

while the ground

[HoL]

Shook with ferocious

[andrewsmith]

anger from a

[HoL]

Three nostriled sloth

[dizzyblonde]

Wot a w4nker

[andrewsmith]

it was!!! While,

[dizzyblonde]

he picked bogies

[andrewsmith]

and attached them

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

under the table

[HoL]

And they were

[andrewsmith]

like a bonobo

[HoL]

Scrabbling around the

[DJFridge]

dirty pile of

[HoL]

Rotten stinky veg

[andrewsmith]

left by the

[HoL]

Plastic recycling bin

[DJFridge]

geriatric monkey-fancying

[andrewsmith]

orger that is

[HoL]

Also known as

[andrewsmith]

(who's brave enough)

[DJFridge]

(not me sir)