three word story

[Thunderace]

Andrew, this penis

[BigBaddad]

Smells kinda cheesy

[andrewsmith]

oh. thats the

[Thunderace]

Gonorrhoea I caught

[Thunderace]

said Andrew laughing

[BigBaddad]

Recalling sex with

[andrewsmith]

Bigbaddad, who required

[BigBaddad]

Much alcohol before

[andrewsmith]

getting a STD

[Thunderace]

from Andrews loins

[andrewsmith]

And std test

[Kenzie]

down at the

[andrewsmith]

clap clinic at

[Thunderace]

Andrews spare bedroom

[andrewsmith]

at the Hospital

[widepants]

Jimmy saville was

[andrewsmith]

not working at

[widepants]

pot the pink

[BigBaddad]

Mean while, Jedward

[andrewsmith]

were being cut

[thedonal]

out of their

[andrewsmith]

Souls with a

[Thunderace]

rusty razor blade

[andrewsmith]

which was blunt

[Thunderace]

due to rust

[andrewsmith]

From them being

[Thunderace]

Kept in Andrews

[Fruity-ya-ya]

damp, warm and

[Spiderman]

rather smelly little

[andrewsmith]

Spiderman has returned

[Bibio]

after his epic

[widepants]

slow motion road

[BlackFlag94]

exploration service expired

[Thunderace]

in spectacular fashion

[BigBaddad]

Although not unexpectedly

[andrewsmith]

as a Londoner

[BlackFlag94]

having used a

[widepants]

jo macon sv

[xXBADGERXx]

to beat Lamborghinis

[andrewsmith]

through Welsh Traffic

[widepants]

in 30 limits (winks at badger)

[andrewsmith]

30 limit bah

[xXBADGERXx]

in 30 limits (winks at badger)

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[widepants]

I will remember that till the day I drop

[monkey]

my wide pants

[Thunderace]

to my knees

[Bibio]

ready for the

[widepants]

pain up my

[Bibio]

left side nostril

[monkey]

where billy goats

[widepants]

party on down

[BigBaddad]

Without fear of

[widepants]

horrid org MODS

[Thunderace]

with large sticks

[Bibio]

and big ego's

[andrewsmith]

And drunk Irishman

[Bibio]

making a nuisance

[Thunderace]

of themselves with

[andrewsmith]

loudhailers and filling

[Bibio]

everyone's drink with

[andrewsmith]

emptiness and straws

[The Idle Biker]

not to mention

[BlackFlag94]

his incestual habits

[BigBaddad]

That involved him

[Thunderace]

and his mother

[BlackFlag94]

taking his appendage

[monkey]

and painting it

[BlackFlag94]

the colour of

[andrewsmith]

monkey's evil lair

[Thunderace]

and covering it

[BlackFlag94]

with a thick

[muzikill]

Boring thread writer.

[andrewsmith]

very big hairy

[Thunderace]

plums and knuckles

[monkey]

to die for.

[Thunderace]

Andrew then said "

[joshwalker094]

I am gay"

[andrewsmith]

As thunderace is

[monkey]

also gay, we'll

[andrewsmith]

turn monkey very

[monkey]

rapidly into a

[Bibio]

raving queen of

[monkey]

the desserts. Bibio

[Bibio]

on the other

[andrewsmith]

hand was openly

[BlackFlag94]

admitting to molesting

[andrewsmith]

Sheep in the

[joshwalker094]

Local farmers field

[andrewsmith]

in Colchester market

[monkey]

. Josh was fiddling

[Bibio]

with the lambs

[andrewsmith]

In widepants's garden

[xXBADGERXx]

and the Hedgehogs

[Specialone]

Are fighting badgers

[monkey]

with elastic bands

[andrewsmith]

and the Squirrels

[xXBADGERXx]

are fondling nuts

[andrewsmith]

of Badgers with

[Bibio]

fluffy gloves on

[xXBADGERXx]

I`m mightily aroused