three word story

[Fruity-ya-ya]

careless whipsers, everything

[Matt-EUC]

He had regurgitated

[Fruity-ya-ya]

what looked like

[Matt-EUC]

Charlie's angels dolls

[Fruity-ya-ya]

with Ann Summers

[Matt-EUC]

Advertisements emblazoned upon

[Fruity-ya-ya]

tiny plastic bags

[Matt-EUC]

Shoved unceremoniously up

[ClunkintheUK]

on the shelf

[Matt-EUC]

In the kitchen

[cheesypeeps]

where the steam

[Fruity-ya-ya]

should not cross

[Matt-EUC]

Into water vapour.

[DJFridge]

The octopus raged

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

And flailed incompetently

[SV-net]

Cooking in steam

[Matt-EUC]

Powered ovens, which

[BanannaMan]

also provided the

[Thunderace]

best texture and

[Matt-EUC]

Flavour. The octopus

[Grant66]

maneuvered its tentacles

[Matt-EUC]

Around in circles

[Grant66]

finally resting on

[Matt-EUC]

Thunderace's gentleman vegetables

[Fruity-ya-ya]

where only certain

[Matt-EUC]

other vegetables have

[DJFridge]

farming related injuries.

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Only then did

[Matt-EUC]

DaddyJob come to

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

review the situation

[BanannaMan]

Because he secretly

[DJ123]

has a thing

[Tomor]

For touching little

[Matt-EUC]

Furry animals with

[Niall_farley]

Massive long dangly


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)

[Matt-EUC]

Ears which can

[Niall_farley]

Produce more wax


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)

[Matt-EUC]

Than your average

[Niall_farley]

Candle factory worker


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

or worker bee

[andrewsmith]

Or farther Hackett

Sent from my ST25i using Tapatalk 2

[Matt-EUC]

On speed and

[Niall_farley]

Eating to many


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)

[andrewsmith]

fecking egg sandwiches

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

smelt so bad

[BanannaMan]

he became known

[Niall_farley]

As the dirty


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk (http://tapatalk.com/m?id=1)

[Matt-EUC]

Little old man

[Niall_farley]

Who fingered a

[Matt-EUC]

Very small prepubescent

[Niall_farley]

Midget Rhyno's ringpiece

[DJFridge]

Then washed his

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

really rather smelly

[Matt-EUC]

Official BMW dildo

[Niall_farley]

In his sisters

[Matt-EUC]

En suite. Job's

[DJFridge]

needed doing

[Matt-EUC]

You broke the rules!!!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

So did you.

[DJFridge]

Didn't mean to.

[DJFridge]

Finger hit return

[DJFridge]

One word early.

[DJFridge]

Damn, damn, damn

[DJFridge]

typed the careless

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

You never do

[Grant66]

the washing up

[Matt-EUC]

You lazy *******.

[BanannaMan]

Why don't you

[cheesypeeps]

switch on your

[DJFridge]

kettle and make

[CharleyFarley]

Your self usefull


"Gas it w###a".........

[DJFridge]

with a saucepan

[CharleyFarley]

and a egg


"Gas it w###a".........

[Fruity-ya-ya]

for breakie i'll

[CharleyFarley]

even do the


"Gas it w###a".........

[Matt-EUC]

Mrs up the

[CharleyFarley]

pink n brown


"Gas it w###a".........
(I'm watching snooker....o.k.!!!)

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

Kath Kidson inspired

[Fruity-ya-ya]

design with lots

[Thunderace]

of pictures of

[CharleyFarley]

big floppy bellywarming


"Gas it w###a".........

[Matt-EUC]

Jelly mountains. Once

[CharleyFarley]

I asked my


"Gas it w###a".........

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

font of knowledge

[Matt-EUC]

However small it

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

proves to be

[Niall_farley]

The motion in

[Matt-EUC]

My pants was

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

really rather scary

[Matt-EUC]

For all involved

[BanannaMan]

so shockingly small

[Fruity-ya-ya]

doctors feared that

[Griff-SV]

only an australian

[CharleyFarley]

would actually contemplate


"Gas it w###a".........

[Griff-SV]

chucking a shrimp

[CharleyFarley]

at his Girlfriend


"Gas it w###a".........

[smiley125]

Although she liked

Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

most shrimp cocktails

[Griff-SV]

depending on the

[CharleyFarley]

the size of


"Gas it w###a".........