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Matt-EUC
13-02-14, 11:13 AM
Redundant statements can
CharleyFarley
13-02-14, 01:01 PM
**** three word
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
13-02-14, 03:54 PM
Stories up the
DJFridge
13-02-14, 09:35 PM
side of a
Matt-EUC
13-02-14, 09:36 PM
Mountain with small
DJFridge
13-02-14, 09:43 PM
hands and feet
Fruity-ya-ya
13-02-14, 09:58 PM
that had a
CharleyFarley
13-02-14, 10:18 PM
rather large outcrop
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
13-02-14, 10:40 PM
Unscalable by normal
CharleyFarley
14-02-14, 10:52 AM
Human being, unless
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
14-02-14, 11:20 AM
Superseded by numerous
CharleyFarley
14-02-14, 12:32 PM
Alien micro life
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
14-02-14, 12:38 PM
-like nano bots
CharleyFarley
14-02-14, 12:47 PM
or mini E.T.'s
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
14-02-14, 12:51 PM
With overly-large probes
CharleyFarley
14-02-14, 02:18 PM
that they inserted
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
14-02-14, 06:58 PM
Into sheep, while
CharleyFarley
14-02-14, 08:08 PM
thesheepallwearblondwigsandstockings and suspenders
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
14-02-14, 10:40 PM
Coincidently, Dairy Milk
DJFridge
14-02-14, 10:48 PM
chocolate can kill
Mrs DJ Fridge
14-02-14, 11:14 PM
If stolen from
Matt-EUC
15-02-14, 10:05 AM
The largest of
DJFridge
15-02-14, 10:17 PM
Prince Charles' kitchens
Matt-EUC
15-02-14, 10:20 PM
Even though relatives
DJFridge
16-02-14, 08:04 AM
with furry creatures
Mrs DJ Fridge
16-02-14, 10:08 PM
That warm the
CharleyFarley
16-02-14, 10:43 PM
cockles of sheeps
"Gas it w###a".........
DJFridge
16-02-14, 10:55 PM
warm cockly bits
Matt-EUC
16-02-14, 11:11 PM
Jarred in brine
CharleyFarley
16-02-14, 11:13 PM
and very tasty (apparently)
"Gas it w###a".........
CharleyFarley
17-02-14, 08:51 AM
with added chocolate
"Gas it w###a".........
Griff-SV
17-02-14, 03:19 PM
like my cheese
Matt-EUC
17-02-14, 03:30 PM
Coated giraffe genitalia
CharleyFarley
17-02-14, 04:36 PM
of Female Giraffe's
"Gas it w###a".........
DJFridge
17-02-14, 08:59 PM
favourite type. Meanwhile,
CharleyFarley
17-02-14, 10:39 PM
in another part
"Gas it w###a".........
Mrs DJ Fridge
17-02-14, 11:08 PM
Of our great
DJFridge
17-02-14, 11:18 PM
soggy country, Harold
CharleyFarley
18-02-14, 10:32 AM
burnt the cakes
"Gas it w###a".........
Mrs DJ Fridge
18-02-14, 09:56 PM
So the rasins
DJFridge
18-02-14, 10:55 PM
or, indeed, raisins
CharleyFarley
19-02-14, 09:17 AM
(or rabbit poo)
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
19-02-14, 01:51 PM
Were of similar
CharleyFarley
19-02-14, 04:06 PM
viscosity and texture
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
19-02-14, 07:40 PM
To dark matter
CharleyFarley
19-02-14, 08:53 PM
found only on
"Gas it w###a".........
CharleyFarley
20-02-14, 02:03 PM
burnt raisin cakes
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
20-02-14, 03:09 PM
from Sci-fi movies
CharleyFarley
20-02-14, 03:32 PM
and eaten by
"Gas it w###a".........
nikon70
20-02-14, 09:53 PM
Flaming pile of
Matt-EUC
20-02-14, 10:56 PM
Chocolate frisbee moulds
CharleyFarley
21-02-14, 09:08 AM
, Vodka jelly boobs
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 09:10 AM
, fried chicken, watermelon,
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 11:55 AM
chicken lips, pigs
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 11:56 AM
Trotters, Mercedes crisps,
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 12:02 PM
Mercedes crisps??
fish tits and
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nikon70
22-02-14, 02:34 PM
Covered in awful
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 02:56 PM
Branded merchandise ;)
Diesel flavoured coke
nikon70
22-02-14, 02:56 PM
Which smelt like
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 02:58 PM
Sh!t on toast.
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 08:30 PM
I eated half
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 08:37 PM
A turd whilst
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 08:46 PM
snorting Camel pi$$
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 08:47 PM
Through a silly-straw
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 08:49 PM
shaped like a
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 08:50 PM
Camels penis... Probably
nikon70
22-02-14, 08:54 PM
The largest one
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 08:54 PM
Anyone had ever
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 09:19 PM
had in there
"Gas it w###a".........
nikon70
22-02-14, 09:19 PM
But wait look
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 09:20 PM
It's a bird
nikon70
22-02-14, 09:23 PM
No it's a
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 09:23 PM
Plane!! No, it's
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 09:26 PM
Camel penis... probably
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 09:28 PM
"oh dear god!!"
CharleyFarley
22-02-14, 09:35 PM
cried the Virgin
"Gas it w###a".........
Matt-EUC
22-02-14, 09:36 PM
Mary (Who-may-or-may-not-exist) and
CharleyFarley
23-02-14, 03:36 AM
promptly managed to
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nikon70
23-02-14, 03:07 PM
Get knocked up
Matt-EUC
23-02-14, 04:37 PM
By "God" apparently.
Fruity-ya-ya
23-02-14, 08:47 PM
All that aside,
Mrs DJ Fridge
23-02-14, 09:53 PM
It really was
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 08:59 AM
Due to exponential-procrastination
nikon70
24-02-14, 10:21 AM
That caused so
Matt-EUC
24-02-14, 10:34 AM
little disruption that
Mrs DJ Fridge
24-02-14, 10:42 PM
Nobody noticed the
DJFridge
24-02-14, 10:48 PM
water turning purple
Matt-EUC
25-02-14, 12:59 AM
Boils into money
Mrs DJ Fridge
25-02-14, 10:07 PM
And money into
Matt-EUC
25-02-14, 10:57 PM
Golden egg laying
socommk23
26-02-14, 10:11 AM
Dragon swollen glands
Matt-EUC
26-02-14, 10:57 AM
Which exploded dramatically
nikon70
26-02-14, 08:30 PM
In to the
Matt-EUC
26-02-14, 09:50 PM
Orifices of every
DJFridge
26-02-14, 10:13 PM
passing hamster and
Mrs DJ Fridge
28-02-14, 12:31 AM
Top Gear presenter
zippie01
28-02-14, 01:08 AM
with curly hair
socommk23
28-02-14, 07:42 AM
Coagulating on impact
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