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BanannaMan
19-03-11, 12:34 AM
while the Queen
The Idle Biker
19-03-11, 12:44 AM
Plucked her labia
Bluefish
19-03-11, 12:54 AM
and prince philip
BanannaMan
19-03-11, 01:12 AM
slipped silently into
Specialone
19-03-11, 08:33 AM
The rear garden...
The Idle Biker
19-03-11, 09:35 AM
where he shot
Kenzie
19-03-11, 09:38 AM
some lovely swans
andrewsmith
19-03-11, 11:00 AM
with a small
allantheboss
19-03-11, 11:12 AM
ovary. Seven nipples
Bluefish
19-03-11, 01:20 PM
mutch like the
allantheboss
19-03-11, 02:46 PM
eighth were very
tom-k6
19-03-11, 04:26 PM
small and round
Dicky Ticker
19-03-11, 04:27 PM
funny shaped ball
Richie
19-03-11, 04:32 PM
Big Dog's Danglies
Dicky Ticker
19-03-11, 04:36 PM
The Mutts Nuts
Specialone
19-03-11, 05:11 PM
Which smelt like...
Bluefish
19-03-11, 05:13 PM
old man's wee.
tom-k6
19-03-11, 05:27 PM
Then, without warning
andrewsmith
19-03-11, 06:15 PM
a horse faced
warrenhewitt10
19-03-11, 06:19 PM
fellow with a
andrewsmith
19-03-11, 06:19 PM
called the Dutchy
Milky Bar Kid
19-03-11, 06:58 PM
a smelly fat
andrewsmith
19-03-11, 07:00 PM
miserable old cow
Milky Bar Kid
19-03-11, 07:05 PM
who ate grass
andrewsmith
19-03-11, 07:06 PM
and farted something
Milky Bar Kid
19-03-11, 07:08 PM
out of her
andrewsmith
19-03-11, 07:11 PM
that cleared an
Milky Bar Kid
19-03-11, 08:29 PM
entire fish warehouse
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 06:44 PM
of the panties
Specialone
20-03-11, 06:45 PM
And cod pieces
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 07:31 PM
owned by Louie
Specialone
20-03-11, 07:33 PM
And Clark Kent
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 07:37 PM
two gays who
Specialone
20-03-11, 07:40 PM
Owned brown town
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 08:02 PM
and Triumph Sprints;)
Specialone
20-03-11, 08:17 PM
They loved loads
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 08:25 PM
like soft cockneys
Specialone
20-03-11, 08:40 PM
And sweaty socks
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 08:42 PM
and scouse gits
Specialone
20-03-11, 08:43 PM
Who steal everything
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 10:23 PM
instinctively, but whooooaaa....
Specialone
20-03-11, 10:38 PM
Thats stereo typing
The Idle Biker
20-03-11, 11:01 PM
said the do-gooder
Specialone
20-03-11, 11:11 PM
who hugged trees
andrewsmith
20-03-11, 11:33 PM
and Sh***d sheep
Chandler93
20-03-11, 11:38 PM
Without a rubber
Venom
21-03-11, 11:29 AM
duck, his bath
tom-k6
21-03-11, 12:19 PM
was relatively empty
Venom
21-03-11, 01:05 PM
until Flipper the
Chandler93
21-03-11, 01:17 PM
turtle pooped himself
tom-k6
21-03-11, 01:25 PM
and exclaimed "FLOATER!"
Pedrosa
21-03-11, 02:10 PM
simply has to
andrewsmith
21-03-11, 02:32 PM
be very very
Venom
21-03-11, 02:41 PM
quiet, I'm hunting
Quedos
21-03-11, 04:38 PM
for greater breasted
Dave20046
21-03-11, 06:09 PM
women in Barnsley
Specialone
21-03-11, 06:15 PM
And penis's in
Dave20046
21-03-11, 06:19 PM
Birmingham, where the
Girth
21-03-11, 06:25 PM
women look like
Dave20046
21-03-11, 06:26 PM
men and the
Girth
21-03-11, 06:34 PM
men look like
Fruity-ya-ya
21-03-11, 06:37 PM
they like the
Specialone
21-03-11, 06:38 PM
Gay IT blokes
Specialone
21-03-11, 06:38 PM
From that Sheffield
Girth
21-03-11, 06:39 PM
from down't road
Dave20046
21-03-11, 06:41 PM
where specialone bums
Bluefish
21-03-11, 06:44 PM
just about everyone.
Dave20046
21-03-11, 06:45 PM
who likes Phil
Girth
21-03-11, 06:50 PM
"the power" taylor
Dave20046
21-03-11, 06:55 PM
who has the
andrewsmith
21-03-11, 08:22 PM
the worlds largest
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 08:25 PM
black widow spider
Dave20046
21-03-11, 08:27 PM
concealed in his
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 08:28 PM
pinky spotty pyjamas
Dave20046
21-03-11, 08:32 PM
which he bought
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 08:33 PM
from a camel
Girth
21-03-11, 08:38 PM
who was named
andrewsmith
21-03-11, 08:39 PM
the looney called
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 08:39 PM
Ali Ba Baa
Bluefish
21-03-11, 08:47 PM
black sheep of
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 09:03 PM
Pikey towers innit
Specialone
21-03-11, 09:34 PM
Where dave shows
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 09:51 PM
papa lazarou's wife
Specialone
21-03-11, 09:52 PM
His small penis
dizzyblonde
21-03-11, 10:07 PM
And then proclaims
tom-k6
22-03-11, 10:53 AM
"It looks like
Dave20046
22-03-11, 11:43 AM
A pink slug"
Specialone
22-03-11, 01:10 PM
That shrunk in
Dave20046
22-03-11, 01:24 PM
A salt bin
tom-k6
22-03-11, 03:37 PM
. For lunch today
Dave20046
22-03-11, 03:58 PM
I ate slugs
Quedos
22-03-11, 04:25 PM
and green eggs
hindle8907
22-03-11, 05:10 PM
and more slugs
Specialone
22-03-11, 06:49 PM
But DAVE ate
tom-k6
22-03-11, 06:56 PM
male genitalia from
Specialone
22-03-11, 07:12 PM
His extensive collection
Bluefish
22-03-11, 07:22 PM
of non white
Specialone
22-03-11, 07:26 PM
Blow up gay
Bluefish
22-03-11, 07:34 PM
plastic doll collection.
Dave20046
22-03-11, 08:08 PM
Dave thought no-one