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Had some islamic extremists move in next door last week, wasn't impressed so i smeared their door with oil of ulay.
Waste of money that was...anti asian cream my ar$e.
David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff.
He just can't be bothered with the hassel anymore
Got run over today by a rental car !!
Fu**ing hertz!!
Got run over today by a rental car !!
Fu**ing hertz!!
:lol:
Just started my own online business in DIY bomb making kits which are disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
A man goes up to a woman in a bar and whispers in her ear, 'I'd love to fill your vag with Stella and then drink it all.'
The woman runs over to her husband and tells him, then asks 'Aren't you going to kick the sh!t out of him?'
'Nope,' he says, 'I'm not fighting any bloke that can drink 25 pints of Stella...'
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Why I fired my secretary:
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Okay," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Sobbing...
Naked...
and erect.
_Stretchie_
22-07-10, 06:03 PM
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
barwel1992
24-07-10, 01:06 AM
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
Phillip said, "Okay.."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to Phillip, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
Phillip said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
xXBADGERXx
24-07-10, 01:09 AM
Good Post , obviously copied from the Yanks though as it appears to be a bit heavy handed on the Police arrival
barwel1992
24-07-10, 01:10 AM
^ from an oz
got into a bit of trouble with the missus last night.
she asked me where i wanted to be buried.
apparently, "bollock deep in your slutty sister"
wasn't the right answer
xXBADGERXx
24-07-10, 01:11 AM
Properly LMFAO
barwel1992
24-07-10, 01:20 AM
:D
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells good.
After a week of this, she can't stand it and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that shewants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you
your hair smells good?"
The woman replies, "its Keith, the midget."
barwel1992
24-07-10, 01:32 AM
one poof passes another sitting at the bar and says
excuse me can I push your stool in
barwel1992
24-07-10, 01:33 AM
this is bad :lol:
What do a Turtle and a Paedophile have in common ?
They both want to get there before the Hair does .
metalhead19
24-07-10, 10:18 PM
Barwel thats awful haha
A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids...
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?
'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All the children rush to find seats.
'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'
'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.'
'OK, and who's next?'
'Well, this one he is Terry, also.'
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri?'
Their Mother replied, 'Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry! An when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' an they all come runnin. An if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin em all Terry.'
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
'I call em by their surnames!
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike.
He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who Says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and makes advances.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and makes love right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom..
'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.....
Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the dishes!
I was just thinking yesterday that there hasn't been a celebrity death in ages, the right on cue....
I was just thinking yesterday that there hasn't been a celebrity death in ages, the right on cue....
Rest in peace
Rest in peace
I see what you did there :D
I've got a new Scottish doctor. I said "you've got to help me, I think I'm turning into a coconut." He said: "Och, yer bountae."
yorkie_chris
28-07-10, 08:15 PM
Was on holiday in Spain the other month, saw this sign up saying "English speaking doctors" and thought "what a good idea!"
It has emerged that Alex Higgins wanted to be buried on the sofa where he'd spent the last few months of his life, unfortunately the undertakers couldn't fit it in the hearse....so instead he went in off 2 cushions.
hindle8907
29-07-10, 12:49 PM
^^lol.
Was on holiday in Spain the other month, saw this sign up saying "English speaking doctors" and thought "what a good idea!"
:scratch:
:scratch:Not been to your local doctor recently then :lol:
Dicky Ticker
31-07-10, 02:47 PM
Just replace the tampons in the box with party poppers------makes life go with a bang if nothing else
An overweight guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss
program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
has lost 10 lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, “If you catch me you can have me’.
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. As promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program
‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone. ‘This is our most
rigorous program.’
‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, you're mine.’
He lost 63 pounds that week.
andrewsmith
01-08-10, 08:45 PM
French Foreplay: Dinner, wine, sex!!
Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing sex!!
Latino foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing caressing sex!!
English: Oi!!... You awake?
French Foreplay: Dinner, wine, sex!!
Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing sex!!
Latino foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing caressing sex!!
English: Oi!!... You awake?
Just as well I'm Scottish ;)
Just as well I'm Scottish ;)
Stand outside a club at closing time: sex
_Stretchie_
02-08-10, 01:44 PM
French Foreplay: Dinner, wine, sex!!
Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing sex!!
Latino foreplay: Dinner, wine, dancing caressing sex!!
English: Oi!!... You awake?
Just as well I'm Scottish ;)
= "Brace yer sel Mary Doll"
andrewsmith
02-08-10, 03:15 PM
Just as well I'm Scottish ;)
Brace yourself Agnus it that time of year again!! :smt037
Moooooooooo!!!
hindle8907
02-08-10, 03:20 PM
Brace yourself Agnus it that time of year again!! :smt037
Moooooooooo!!!
LMAO AHAHAHA that put a smile on my face.
= "Brace yer sel Mary Doll"
exactly! Much more fitting
Brace yourself Agnus it that time of year again!! :smt037
Moooooooooo!!!
:smt021
:smt043
andrewsmith
02-08-10, 06:02 PM
exactly! Much more fitting
:smt021
:smt043
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DarrenSV650S
03-08-10, 12:04 AM
I phoned up the kebab shop the other day and said "do you deliver?" and they said "no, just chicken, beef and lamb"
I bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door!
DarrenSV650S
03-08-10, 12:39 AM
I bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door!
:smt043
I bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door!
That made me chuckle plenty!! :D
Dave20046
03-08-10, 05:34 PM
I phoned up the kebab shop the other day and said "do you deliver?" and they said "no, just chicken, beef and lamb"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-mAx0jQfc :mrgreen:
2:40
Dave20046
03-08-10, 05:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s16eFSe1OFI&feature=related
Bit sad but this worked surprisingly well.
davepreston
03-08-10, 08:07 PM
well that went wrong for some unknown reason
you try to help a mate and they do nothing but bitch at you
i went out and put photos of him around the area saying beware pedo
he did say he didnt feel wanted, so whats wrong with that
DarrenSV650S
03-08-10, 08:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-mAx0jQfc :mrgreen:
2:40
haha! I actually stole it off red dwarf :p
andrewsmith
03-08-10, 08:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-mAx0jQfc :mrgreen:
2:40
hahah
Dicky Ticker
04-08-10, 11:39 AM
A new charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief
"Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"
A new charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief
"Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"
:D
Shouldn't laugh really, what is it now, 1800 dead?
The 2 families are said to be devastated.
Experts are worried over the state of the mental health of President Obama, he has pledged $50,000,000 of aid to Northern Ireland following the recent tragedy of Hurricane Higgins!
barwel1992
05-08-10, 11:59 AM
prob's already been posted
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's a$s
And turned its wool to nylon.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high,
Pulled down his fly,
And Jill said,
"Where's the beef!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of c0ck
cos Jill's a ****** tranny.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy
Mary 'ad a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!
barwel1992
05-08-10, 12:08 PM
This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars.
She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his **** in the pickle slicer.
The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact.
He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed.
“But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.
There was a young vampire called Mabel,
Whose periods were very unstable.
By the light of the moon,
With the aid of a spoon,
she drank herself under the table.
There was a young lady from Crewe
who said, as the Bishop withdrew,
"I prefer our young Vicar;
He's slicker and quicker
and two inches thicker than you."
andrewsmith
05-08-10, 05:49 PM
Reebok have released new ultra skin tight cycling shorts called 'mumblers'.
You can see the lips move but can't make out what the c*** is saying!!!
Bad and crude!!
xXBADGERXx
05-08-10, 06:07 PM
Jack and Gill went up the hill
Each with a Buck and a Quarter
Gill came down with Two Dollars and Fifty
................ The W-H-O-R-E
xXBADGERXx
05-08-10, 06:08 PM
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy
Man , I "Bark" laughed at that one
barwel1992
05-08-10, 11:39 PM
Man , I "Bark" laughed at that one
haha thats my favourite one :D
metalangel
06-08-10, 07:26 AM
Mary had a little lamb
its mouth was full of blisters
and now it's burning in a field
with its brothers and its sisters
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over poor Rover keeled over
Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her yard
and when she took her panties off
his wooly d*ck got hard
(anyone know if there's any more to the old "Baa Baa Burnt Sheep" joke?)
DarrenSV650S
08-08-10, 10:18 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs199.snc4/38290_426677691760_507976760_5227579_7790847_n.jpg
andrewsmith
08-08-10, 10:20 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs199.snc4/38290_426677691760_507976760_5227579_7790847_n.jpg
:winner:winner
Female weightlifter goes to the Drs with her problem.
"I have been taking steroids now for the last 5 years" said the woman "and i seemed to have a grown a c0ck"
The Dr looks at her inquisitively whilst drumming his fingers on the desk
"Anabolic?" he asks
"No! Just a c0ck" she replies.
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andrewsmith
09-08-10, 01:11 PM
haha thats good razor.
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
Jayneflakes
09-08-10, 01:49 PM
Oh dear Razor...
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andrewsmith
12-08-10, 08:16 AM
hahahahaha
good 1 razor
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2010-08-12.gif
You are a very warped individual Razor :)
there's something about those type of comic strips that give me the willy's! dunno whether its cos in my mind a comic reminds me of my yoof, the beano/dandy type of thing and therefore a million light years from evil.
my achilles heel... :D
for keith
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/dead.png
_Stretchie_
12-08-10, 02:18 PM
Ha haa haaaaa
xXBADGERXx
12-08-10, 04:03 PM
LMAO @ "Mourning Wood"
Cymraeg_Atodeg
12-08-10, 04:08 PM
In a simular thread to an earlier joke;
How do paedophiles and acne differ?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face
In a simular thread to an earlier joke;
How do paedophiles and acne differ?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face
****ing hell. I think that trumps anything Cuffy has posted in this thread anyday.
Mental. :smt120
yorkie_chris
12-08-10, 04:28 PM
****ing hell. I think that trumps anything Cuffy has posted in this thread anyday.
Mental. :smt120
Challenge on!!
What's pale and round and goes up and down in a babies crib?
A nonces ar*e.
Bluepete
12-08-10, 04:30 PM
How do you know when your sister has her period?
Your Dad's knob tastes of blood.
Thank-you very much, tone lowering services avaliable for parties, wedding etc...
Blue Pete is edging infront here. Sick *******.
Cymraeg_Atodeg
12-08-10, 04:43 PM
Oh God, what have I started!?
Ok, that game is it.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?
You have to make aeroplane noises to get your c0ck in her mouth.
CheGuevara
12-08-10, 04:49 PM
Since we're reaching new lows in here:
There once was a necro named Ted
Who lived to romp on the dead
One girl had no pie
So he pulled out her eye
And began to romp on her head
yorkie_chris
12-08-10, 04:49 PM
This is going to end badly
A doctor in the maternity ward takes a baby from a cot and starts spinning it around by its ankles, smashing it into walls, drop kicking it down the corridors, etc. The mum runs after him, hysterical, screaming and crying and asks him what the hell he is doing. He says "Aah April Fool! It was dead anyway!"
Cymraeg_Atodeg
12-08-10, 05:10 PM
Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS?
It never gets old.
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicifatreefallsinthewoods1.png
Mr Speirs
12-08-10, 05:44 PM
2 peadophiles on a beach, one turns to the other and says
"Excuse me mate, you're in my son"
Mr Speirs
12-08-10, 05:45 PM
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 20 Dead Babies
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
Mr Speirs
12-08-10, 05:50 PM
Some students are doing a survey about sex.
They walk into a pub and ask the first guy. They ask him what hand he masterbates with and what is his other hand doing?
First guy replies 'I am right handed and am normally flicking the pages in a porn mag with the other'
Second guy replies 'I am right handed and I normally have the TV remote in my hands flicking through the porn channels'
They come to the third guy same question, he replies:
Guy 'I use my left hand'
Student 'Oh thats unusual and what is your other hand doing'
Guy 'Washing my kid while he's in the bath'
Cymraeg_Atodeg
12-08-10, 06:13 PM
My girlfriend has kicked me out of her house just because she caught me ****ing her daughter.
Silly isn't it? A fully grown woman jealous of six year old.
Dave20046
12-08-10, 07:29 PM
WinnerThis is going to end badly
A doctor in the maternity ward takes a baby from a cot and starts spinning it around by its ankles, smashing it into walls, drop kicking it down the corridors, etc. The mum runs after him, hysterical, screaming and crying and asks him what the hell he is doing. He says "Aah April Fool! It was dead anyway!"
Mr Speirs
12-08-10, 07:30 PM
Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f***ing stop it then!"
Mr Speirs
12-08-10, 07:31 PM
son: i hate my sisters guts
Mom: shut up and eat your dinner
My my this has disgenerated over the last couple of days, need to dig deep into my memory bank to top some of these :D
YC...quality mate.
On the eve of our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.
Come the morning I was up first so I slowly pulled back the covers...
... and stuck my c0ck in her mouth.
****ing hell. I think that trumps anything Cuffy has posted in this thread anyday.
Mental. :smt120
I'll see that joke and raise you this.....
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch.
Went to the library yesterday and asked what encyclopedia's cover Pakistan.
"H to O" came the librarians reply.
Cymraeg_Atodeg
12-08-10, 08:02 PM
I said to the wife last night "when you take your bra off it makes you look 10 years younger." She asked "Really?" I replied "Yeah, your tits sag so much they pull all the wrinkles out of your face."
xXBADGERXx
12-08-10, 08:08 PM
Q. What`s the best thing about Twenty Eight year olds ?
A. There`s Twenty of them
andrewsmith
12-08-10, 08:46 PM
to chuck in the clean one before its closed!!!
"Bra Sizes" Have you wondered why A, B, C, D,DD, E, F, G and H are the letters used for bra sizes?
This is what they stand for:
A- Almost there
B- Barely there
C- Can't Complain
D- Damm
DD- Double Damm
E- Enormous
F- Flipping Hell
G- God Damm
GG- Got to grab
H- Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!!
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