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Sally
21-12-09, 08:30 PM
That

I know :(

When both wheels lock and you slide gracefully towards a t junction and attempt to stop you'reself by digging you're boots into the ice, you know you're having fun ;)

Wideboy
21-12-09, 08:30 PM
lol glad im appreciated this time :D

Holdup
21-12-09, 09:26 PM
Bored

Wideboy
21-12-09, 10:01 PM
i might go to bed

Holdup
21-12-09, 10:22 PM
Cant find any jobs :(

Wideboy
21-12-09, 10:22 PM
join the club......... 40 mile nearest joinery job

Holdup
21-12-09, 10:31 PM
All in london when i search, dont really wanna work in london but seems might be my only chance

DarrenSV650S
21-12-09, 10:36 PM
What jobs are you looking for?

Holdup
21-12-09, 10:39 PM
IT

DarrenSV650S
21-12-09, 10:40 PM
boring

Holdup
21-12-09, 10:42 PM
Its what i did for work xp at school when i was 14, its what i did at college and its also what i did for a month voluntarily, rather a technical role rather than typing all day

Sally
21-12-09, 10:45 PM
Like my new avatar?

Was epic, won best dressed :)

Holdup
21-12-09, 11:12 PM
Still bored :(

DarrenSV650S
21-12-09, 11:16 PM
Like my new avatar?

Was epic, won best dressed :)
why does that remind me of bibio

Holdup
21-12-09, 11:16 PM
LOL!

Sally
21-12-09, 11:30 PM
It's me :)

DarrenSV650S
21-12-09, 11:34 PM
I'm sure bibio used to have an avatar of him in drag

Holdup
21-12-09, 11:35 PM
I remember him having an avatar sitting there grinning like a chesire cat at the camera with long blonde hair, but not in drag

Tara
22-12-09, 08:26 AM
morning :D

lily
22-12-09, 08:58 AM
Morning

Quedos
22-12-09, 08:59 AM
morning all - having to got to work today for union stuff - pants
BUT i have got a new hamster after Hizzy's poor departure yesterday - i couldn't have an empty cage over christmas.
so she's tiny seems to have angled back foot and she's called Dani ( after pedrosa and keeping the bike theme)
anyway gotta scoot freezing fog and ice today so better start early!

Milky Bar Kid
22-12-09, 09:14 AM
Hey all! I am just in from work. Took me 50 mins to drive what normally takes me 20 mins...GRRR!

blueto
22-12-09, 09:16 AM
50 mins.................you need a sky car

http://www.firebox.com/product/415/Moller-Skycar-M400?via=ser

Viney
22-12-09, 09:18 AM
!"£$%^&%£$^£&*("£$£@{~}!!!~#@@journey home*&^%/*/*-++*/)(@#'#]??Four and a hlf hours$%£$"^&#'@@##~??

:smt073:smt013:smt011:rant:

Wideboy
22-12-09, 10:02 AM
Good morning peeps

Alpinestarhero
22-12-09, 10:48 AM
ugh

i feel terrible, i think im on the verge of having a proper cold as opposed to having man flu. my eyes hurt, my back aches and I can't think for myself

bloody london was friggin chaos last night, where were the bloooooddddyyy gritters?!?!?!

Wideboy
22-12-09, 11:08 AM
i got man flu :(.... but i also have bob marly on so :)

Holdup
22-12-09, 11:18 AM
Morning

keithd
22-12-09, 11:21 AM
Hey all! I am just in from work. Took me 50 mins to drive what normally takes me 20 mins...GRRR!

hahahahahahahahahahhaa is that it?!

my usual 35 minute commute home took 4 1/2 hours.

ps hello

Tara
22-12-09, 11:22 AM
glad i've not been out since Saturday!

Holdup
22-12-09, 11:23 AM
All my snow is melting :D:D:D:D :cool:

Tara
22-12-09, 11:24 AM
All my snow is melting :D:D:D:D :cool:

thats good news i hope it melts soon my parents are supposed to be comig down here tomorrow

Holdup
22-12-09, 11:33 AM
So do i, i went out saturday night to a pub and had to wear boots, whereas tonight where im going i dont really want to wear boots, do your parents live Guildford area as well?

Viney
22-12-09, 11:36 AM
hahahahahahahahahahhaa is that it?!

my usual 35 minute commute home took 4 1/2 hours.

ps hello

Ladies and Gentlefolk, please put your hands togehter for the one, the only, The Leeeeeeegend himself..

Keeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiith D'eeeeeeeeee

*Rautious applause*

How you doodling

Filipe M.
22-12-09, 11:56 AM
Morning peeps,

Matt (a.k.a. AlpineCarStereo) has just asked me to let you know he's on the verge of dying (a.k.a he has man flu).

That is all.

Alpinestarhero
22-12-09, 11:57 AM
UUUUUUUUURrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

urrrrrrrrggggggggghhhh

urgh

*cough*

P.S.

pump up da base ya'll

Filipe M.
22-12-09, 11:58 AM
UUUUUUUUURrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

urrrrrrrrggggggggghhhh

urgh

*cough*

OI, shut up, you're supposed to be dying.

Viney
22-12-09, 12:08 PM
*Taps mike*

Hello,, Testing 1,2,3

Ah poo, not working

*Wanders off to look for loud Hailer(sp?)

Filipe M.
22-12-09, 12:09 PM
*Taps mike*

Hello,, Testing 1,2,3

Ah poo, not working

*Wanders off to look for loud Hailer(sp?)

Poor Mike, he always gets the blame...

Viney
22-12-09, 12:11 PM
I know

*Picks up loud Hailer*

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL*

Sorry

Ahem!

Alpinestarhero
22-12-09, 12:11 PM
urggghhh

Holdup
22-12-09, 12:31 PM
:compcrash: :smt093 :smt092 :smt091 :smt068 :smt067 :smt013 :smt076 :rant:

That is all, think i need to go for a walk...

Wideboy
22-12-09, 12:59 PM
Lunch time!!!

Wideboy
22-12-09, 01:34 PM
Oh alright then :smt090

lily
22-12-09, 03:06 PM
So wideboy.... I was out for lunch today!

Wideboy
22-12-09, 03:42 PM
Thats no excuse you have a i-phone

Viney
22-12-09, 03:57 PM
Yeah but she doesnt have the Wideboy App for it yet!

lily
22-12-09, 03:58 PM
plus i was eating, and drinking and talking!

Wideboy
22-12-09, 04:03 PM
Yeah but she doesnt have the Wideboy App for it yet! lol

plus i was eating, and drinking and talking!
i've seen that before and understand so i'll let you off ;)

lily
22-12-09, 04:13 PM
lol


i've seen that before and understand so i'll let you off ;)

you checky *** :(

Wideboy
22-12-09, 04:17 PM
Only joking, you send my letter off?

lily
22-12-09, 04:20 PM
yes it's in the post room at work.

not addressed to wideboy i might add!

Wideboy
22-12-09, 04:25 PM
Good im fed up of explaining that :D. im going home tutar x

Holdup
22-12-09, 04:26 PM
I iz back

Wideboy
22-12-09, 06:38 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_15Wjbq2x3yc/RfsDAhuXpmI/AAAAAAAAArw/LI-Jt096AFw/s400/byetumbleweed_head_falls.jpg

Holdup
22-12-09, 06:41 PM
Go away

Wideboy
22-12-09, 06:44 PM
no im here for ever

Holdup
22-12-09, 06:46 PM
S**t

Wideboy
22-12-09, 06:49 PM
arg ****ing phone gone flat whilst i was on it

Holdup
22-12-09, 07:01 PM
Im going out tonight :D:D:D:D:D

Sally
22-12-09, 07:07 PM
I might just go to the pub.

Holdup
22-12-09, 07:15 PM
Im goin raving :p

Milky Bar Kid
22-12-09, 07:33 PM
I'm going working...AGAIN

Holdup
22-12-09, 07:34 PM
:(

Spose i better shower etc

lily
22-12-09, 07:35 PM
I've just made a potato salad for our picnic lunch at work tomorrow

Milky Bar Kid
22-12-09, 07:36 PM
I love potato salad!!! YUM YUM YUM!

Holdup
22-12-09, 08:05 PM
Im going in for the kill, im doing it for a thrilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Wideboy
22-12-09, 08:07 PM
woot i just saved the day!!

Holdup
22-12-09, 08:11 PM
Lies

I got 20 minutes before i have to leave :o

Wideboy
22-12-09, 08:12 PM
yep fixed my brothers front door and computer..... im the best :cool:

Holdup
22-12-09, 08:13 PM
No

Wideboy
22-12-09, 08:15 PM
im affraid i am and now little sandy has paid me a visit

Holdup
22-12-09, 08:17 PM
Is sandy your pussy cat?

Wideboy
22-12-09, 08:18 PM
yeah

Holdup
22-12-09, 08:19 PM
I want a kitten :(

Wideboy
22-12-09, 08:20 PM
well you cant have one

Holdup
22-12-09, 08:22 PM
:(:(:(

Wideboy
22-12-09, 08:24 PM
arnt you going out?

Holdup
22-12-09, 08:25 PM
I am leveing now :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Im all hyperz

Bye no.1 on my male love list x x

Wideboy
22-12-09, 08:26 PM
im usually in the bars by 8!!

tutar sexy

joshmac
22-12-09, 09:00 PM
arg ****ing phone gone flat whilst i was on it
Shouldn't sit on it then ya f*t bastad :razz:

Wideboy
22-12-09, 09:01 PM
bluddy hell who are you?

joshmac
22-12-09, 09:48 PM
bluddy hell who are you?
Just the stranger from the south east mate. As you were, nothing to see here... :-dd

Wideboy
22-12-09, 09:48 PM
could this be love?

Bibio
22-12-09, 09:54 PM
evening you slagsssssssssss :D

Wideboy
22-12-09, 09:55 PM
lance vance

Amanda
22-12-09, 10:08 PM
hello losers!!!

Merry Christmas

Wideboy
22-12-09, 10:12 PM
thats not very nice!

Amanda
22-12-09, 10:13 PM
Wot??? Wishing you merry christmas, OK I take it back!! :D

Wideboy
22-12-09, 10:14 PM
bah humbug!!

Amanda
22-12-09, 10:16 PM
Oh come on. Some old, fat geezer is gonna be squeezing his big bottom through your chimney just to give you some chocolates and socks. You gotta love the sentiment.

Wideboy
22-12-09, 10:17 PM
Oh come on. Some old, fat geezer is gonna be squeezing his big bottom through your chimney just to give you some chocolates and socks. You gotta love the sentiment.

you wot!! :o ****in hell i better get the shotgun out then!

Amanda
22-12-09, 10:17 PM
Tell your dad not to bother next year !!! lol

Wideboy
22-12-09, 10:19 PM
i still not done my shopping yet

Amanda
22-12-09, 10:20 PM
Wot!!! You mean you haven't bought me anything yet??

Sally
22-12-09, 10:22 PM
evening you slagsssssssssss :D

Thats my intro :(

Spent the night having some beers with Dyziowg, and watching Buzzcocks, Mock the Week and have I got News for You.

Now I am away to the pub, working tomorrow but I have to walk, so I can have a few pints tonight. :) :smt030

Wideboy
22-12-09, 10:22 PM
Wot!!! You mean you haven't bought me anything yet??

yeah a drink a few weeks back, i explained this already :)

Amanda
22-12-09, 10:24 PM
i thought you were joking about that! I will cancel the postman for yours then :(

Wideboy
22-12-09, 10:25 PM
you dont even know where i live!!

Amanda
22-12-09, 10:27 PM
hahahahaha - Derrrrrr! Have a think about that for a minute ....... x