View Full Version : The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:04 PM
i put a pic of the band that sing YMCA up for you but the mods have deleted it
Wideboy
21-02-10, 10:04 PM
:confused: as well
hahah we all know that
i put a pic of the band that sing YMCA up for you but the mods have deleted it
No you just fail at posting pictures
http://www.xtcian.com/VillagePeople.jpg
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:22 PM
No you just fail at posting pictures
http://www.xtcian.com/VillagePeople.jpg
no i does not fail, it was from a site that i just lol'd at cause the url was gaygamer summin, haha
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:27 PM
how was your cod earlier?
i was gonna join but cba
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:34 PM
hey lance
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:34 PM
howdy
u didn't like Paranormal Activity then MBK?
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:35 PM
I am lil tipsy! E\'ry body in the club gettin tipsy!
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:36 PM
howdy
u didn\'t like Paranormal Activity then MBK?
Well, I didn\'t watch it cos my bro said it was mega scary but my mum says it didnt scare her so it cant be that scary.
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:38 PM
If you're gonna watch it, you're in the perfect conditions, pitch black while being slightly or heavily drunk is the best way because it will really mess with your head and make sure you watch it alone.
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:39 PM
In a word. No. I stuggle to sleep as it is without scaring myself!
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:39 PM
that film is the good kind of scared though
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:43 PM
There is no kind of good scared
Hey :)
MBK, Sunday sesh, impressive :p
how was your cod earlier?
i was gonna join but cba
I did quite well considering i hadnt played for a week and my hand as well, was ****ing all over every one on one map
everning peeps
:smt006
I am lil tipsy! E\'ry body in the club gettin tipsy!
I want more alcomafrol
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:45 PM
Nah, its not impressive, not impressive at all! Was nightshift last night an only had a few hours sleep and half a mouthful is enough!
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:48 PM
oh yeah how is the war wound?
healing
should be able to ride a bike again next week :D
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 10:52 PM
lucky git...oh wait you not got a bike to ride?
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:54 PM
Vodka and Ribena. YUM!
Nah, its not impressive, not impressive at all! Was nightshift last night an only had a few hours sleep and half a mouthful is enough!
Tut tut...
Quiet night last night?
Vodka and Ribena. YUM!
Nom nom nom.
I prefer blackcurrent and lemonade...
Milky Bar Kid
21-02-10, 10:58 PM
Naw, was busy. Goin like a fair. Everyone was fighting
lucky git...oh wait you not got a bike to ride?
Ill ride one of works if they let me...
Believe it or not on the Saturday (2 days before my off!!!) i got crashed into on their scooter
TheOnlyNemesis
21-02-10, 11:02 PM
technically you have crashed twice then?
Yes in 3 days...
Yes work hasnt let me forget either
Naw, was busy. Goin like a fair. Everyone was fighting
Sounds like fun :p
well my mega hunt for clear pear juice has ended. i managed to get some in the baby isle in asda. tiz heinz pure pear juice and its a nice clear honey colour. only thing is it tastes like apple, hhhhmmmmm. wasent cheap either but comapired to commercial pear cider tiz a lot cheaper will work out at 50p a pint (500ml) so i'm chuffed. i'm drinking 2 bottles minimum of beer/cider a night. hopefully it wont taste like puke when its finished.
I have a collection of glass bottles if you want lance.
3 70cl vod bottles, a bottle of apple sours, 35ml bottles of gin and vod, bottle of jager and a bottle of jack.
Or are you after beer bottles?
was after beer bottles as they have to have been used for 'gassy' ale/beer/lager/cider. if they havent then they explode 'bottle bombs' mucho funo.
was up near you the other day but you cant have got my pm.
cheers anyhoo sally.
btw i have amassed 80 odd bottles now with some help from Darren.
but i needs more, think i will start midnight raiding the glass bottle recycle bins.. lol
Vorkohnen
21-02-10, 11:44 PM
Didn't know the guy - but from the little I've read he sounds like a right old legend. RIP.
I did, I only got my internet back today, seen the PM at work, forgot to reply, sorry!
Where'd you go?
Didn't know the guy - but from the little I've read he sounds like a right old legend. RIP.
Wrong thread?
Darrens.. then Arbroath. but was going to up to bervy for a chippy then up to yours.
will be heading your way in about a month, so mabee catch up then.
Vorkohnen
21-02-10, 11:48 PM
Dunno rightly - I'm new here. It's like a foreign country here. Only I haven't gotten diarrohoea from the water.
rofl... i like this newbie already...
so where u from then Vork?
Vorkohnen
21-02-10, 11:53 PM
Well my corporeal form resides near Exeter in Devon but my mind wanders freely...
Sounds good.
Yeah give me a shout, you have my mobile too!
Welcome though mate!
just how it should be. i'm never really 'here or there' i'm always dreaming of somewhere else. usually wanting to be in a boat fishing or out riding a bike. oooohhh well dreaming is free.
errrmm dont think i have anymore Sally as my phone got stolen with my bike. and i lost all my numbers.
TheOnlyNemesis
22-02-10, 12:00 AM
Yes in 3 days...
Yes work hasnt let me forget either
delayed response but i was thinking along the liens of we both crashed twice, we should have a running count between us
Vorkohnen
22-02-10, 12:01 AM
Mornin' all.
hhhmmm, belhaven have a wonderfull beer called twisted IPA, but they have added to many hops, must be for the southern palate this one. leaves a nice floral after taste though.
i say that bot TON and HU should give up biking and get trike's. you cant fall of a trike as easy.
i feel like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD5ZxIoJL8Q
TheOnlyNemesis
22-02-10, 12:08 AM
i say that bot TON and HU should give up biking and get trike's. you cant fall of a trike as easy.
cheeky sod, i just need to stop crashing then i'm all good :-)
Milky Bar Kid
22-02-10, 07:55 AM
Morning
Wideboy
22-02-10, 08:05 AM
I dont think i've ever felt so demotivated, really can't be arsed today
oh and morning all
Milky Bar Kid
22-02-10, 08:08 AM
Snap Gav...but I am off today so I am allowed to feel like this!
Wideboy
22-02-10, 08:18 AM
Yea im considering going home
Milky Bar Kid
22-02-10, 08:22 AM
Yeh, go for it!
Paul the 6th
22-02-10, 08:30 AM
and the prestigious award for "least amount of sleep (about 45 mins at a push)/up at 5:30/most dreadful man flu and lifetime achievement for feeling so utterly depressed in Manchester" goes to.....
Me.
Milky Bar Kid
22-02-10, 08:34 AM
Paul, go home and go to bed. That is a lawful order!
Wideboy
22-02-10, 08:42 AM
Yeah do it, stop boring us
;)
Drew Carey
22-02-10, 08:43 AM
Morning all.......
Paul, do what they say and get some sleep......need you tip top for Saturday!!!!! :D
morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo payroll checking day, board meeting day and breakfast sarnie day!
delayed response but i was thinking along the liens of we both crashed twice, we should have a running count between us
Actually 3 times, first accident was in February 2008...
Morning Gheys and Gals
Paul the 6th
22-02-10, 09:18 AM
Paul, go home and go to bed. That is a lawful order!
Yeah do it, stop boring us
;)
Morning all.......
Paul, do what they say and get some sleep......need you tip top for Saturday!!!!! :D
As much as the idea of getting lifted by Nicola terrifies me & makes me giggle in equal measure, I can't walk off this job :( should be home by about 7 so it's not all bad lol
hey mr holdup... you heard about that job?
Morning all got a day of sitting on my fingers again
Morning all got a day of sitting on my fingers againPeople will wonder why you are smiling today then!
The phrase is sitting on my hands ;)
Wideboy
22-02-10, 09:31 AM
You are all late reporting for duty
Mr V - that may be the phrase but we have to use fingers because if we want to do any work the bosses have to fill out a digit extraction form!! hence fingers
If i smile on Monday I get accuse of having too much coffee!
as my little badge stuck to the side of my screen states
" I'm smiling - that alone should scare you"
WB - too busy talking to another Abigail - which is mega weird!
hey mr holdup... you heard about that job?
Hello Lily how are you?
No i havent so today i shall email the lady and ask if she has heard back and i hope she has and i hope its good news.
So your good then L
not too bad = good
not too good = bad
Lest start Monday brimming full of positivity
(like i'm positive this day is going to drag by! LOL)
No I'm positive.... just wondering what to do with myself when drew is away for a week **** up in portgugal
Wideboy
22-02-10, 09:45 AM
What about not one bad or not one good?
Gav just bought some injector cleaner Its only 50ml shall I put it all in? Pretty sure that is the problem
No I'm positive.... just wondering what to do with myself when drew is away for a week **** up in portgugal
Everything and nothing - takeaways and chick flicks and girlies nights in and in the pub.
If it was me it would be housework, hats fans and facebook - what a sad live BTW I will be sending those fans down to you if thats alright?!?!:D
What about not one bad or not one good?
that means you are fair to middling or positively mediocre (sp)
Gav just bought some injector cleaner Its only 50ml shall I put it all in? Pretty sure that is the problem
What does it say on the tin?
i.e treat 50 litres
Everything and nothing - takeaways and chick flicks and girlies nights in and in the pub.
If it was me it would be housework, hats fans and facebook - what a sad live BTW I will be sending those fans down to you if thats alright?!?!:D
so it will be a book and phone calls from my dad to check i'm ok!
Well the larger bottle said 250ml for a full tank which in a car could be 40 / 50 litres Got the small bottle cos only 50ml so should be ok? or should i do half first? Im sat in asda at the mo looking at the rain Gonna do it when i get home
Wideboy
22-02-10, 09:56 AM
Gav just bought some injector cleaner Its only 50ml shall I put it all in? Pretty sure that is the problem
50Ml sounds like the one shot stuff redex? probably be safe to put the lot in
Cor Gav Im well impressed that is exactly the stuff!
Yea sounds safe then.
Im not convinced its injector though, but its worth a try
Wideboy
22-02-10, 10:06 AM
Cor Gav Im well impressed that is exactly the stuff!
I confess im a nerd :(
Q I forgot to say yes it's fine send them here
TheOnlyNemesis
22-02-10, 10:48 AM
Morning all, i missed my morning lecture :-(
but did you get your essay done?
Oi James.... you contacted that agency yet?
For the record, Redex is an awful 'injector' cleaner. I have always found that Wynns is whey better, followed by Comma. Red ex is gret when you pour it in the top of the throttle bodys though, or carbs, good for claning the 'coke' off the top of pistons. Anyway enough of this technical stuff.
Lily, whilst Drew is away, you can have peace n quiet and take his bike out for a spin :)
Lily, whilst Drew is away, you can have peace n quiet and take his bike out for a spin :)
that gives me till mid march to work out how to make it 33bhp! ;)
Oi James.... you contacted that agency yet?
Yes Lily Mum
TheOnlyNemesis
22-02-10, 10:58 AM
but did you get your essay done?
yeah but the then the submission site was down so ended up emailing him to complain and they extended the deadline to tomoz
and?
Havent heard back yet, only emailed her like 20 minutes ago, if i dont hear anything by the time i go to work ill ring her
Im ian, nice to meet you!
welcome to my 30th post in the megafred
enjoy your day.
tuesday wednedsay thursday im in lincoln on a training course. i mean ffs what can i be taught?!!!?!
Paul the 6th
22-02-10, 11:18 AM
yo dudes...
man flu is hilarious. Starting to feel like I should be on life support or something :( 2 paracetamol, 1 ibuprofen, about 2 litres of water, 1 x lucozade hydration drinks and 2 packs of kleenex pocket tissues seem to be keeping me going.
Back is aching, nose is running, nostrils are sore, really chesty, can't hear, even more dizzee than dizzee, feel sick... ffs. Any sympathy from anyone would be greatly appreciated :(
trying to write an essay on CSR but the subject of this particular conference is some guy bumming twitter & facebook trying to convince a load of marketing people from different colleges just how amazing it all is.. oh and there's workmen outside drilling the road up.. I literally want to die for a few hours till all this has gone away
2 packs of kleenex pocket tissues seem to be keeping me going.
:shock:
Paul the 6th
22-02-10, 11:23 AM
:shock:
for my nose james... not in any fit state for me-time
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