The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Holdup]

I am waiting on my dinner, Dad cooking it just now. Then I think I might go for a bath before having a glass of wine and then bed!

Anything nice?

Sinusitis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinusitis) :-(

Gotcha, painfull?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hand butchered and hand made venison burgers.....

[Holdup]

Hunted deer?

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Gotcha, painfull?

Only when I breathe...

[Holdup]

Ah, good job you dont need to breathe often then eh?

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

No, I am cutting down on it

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hunted deer?


Erm, well yeah, deer tends to be where you get venison from...

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

You tell him MBK!

[Holdup]

No, I am cutting down on it

Yea, its a waste of time

Erm, well yeah, deer tends to be where you get venison from...

I didnt no what venison was till i googled it

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yea, its a waste of time



I didnt no what venison was till i googled it

It is a lovely meat. It tastes just like a really expensive bit of beef and is soooooooooo tender, it falls to bits. It is also one of the most healthy meats to eat as it is very lean with not a lot of fat.

[Viney]

Woohoo, looks like the bike may get a run to work tomorrow. The rain is mealting the ice n snow. Just hope it dont freeze tonight :)

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Yea, its a waste of time

Has been found to affect your riding, doing it too much...

[Holdup]

Has been found to affect your riding, doing it too much...

Really?

[Holdup]

Woohoo, looks like the bike may get a run to work tomorrow. The rain is mealting the ice n snow. Just hope it dont freeze tonight :)

Mines not coming out till next year now

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Really?

too much Oxygen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity) can be bad for you

[Holdup]

oooooo

[Milky Bar Kid]

Dinner had, having a wee glass of port now.

[Holdup]

bored

[DarrenSV650S]

I too appear to be bored

[Milky Bar Kid]

vodka and irn bru....

[DarrenSV650S]

wkd

[Holdup]

Very bored

[Wideboy]

i went out on a jolly

[Holdup]

To the gay bar?

[Wideboy]

To the gay bar?

no i got banned..... to flamboyant

[DarrenSV650S]

Did you achieve intoxication ?

[Wideboy]

no i only went out for a walk....... im not a alki!!

[DarrenSV650S]

What did you walk to?

[Wideboy]

my house........ from my house

[Girth]

Did someone say gay bar?

[Holdup]

Right on que Gary

[Wideboy]

Did someone say gay bar?

:kiss:

[Girth]

Ooooooh heyyyyy!

[Wideboy]

hhheeeeeyyyy!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

my house........ from my house
How big is your house?


Hi Gary

[Holdup]

How big is your house?


Hi Gary

Almost thought that said something else

[DarrenSV650S]

Almost thought that said something else
You got male chicken on the brain

[Wideboy]

How big is your house?


Hi Gary

tiny

[Girth]

Hi lovers

[DarrenSV650S]

I thought we were gonna keep it exclusive?

[Wideboy]

the flood scare the **** out of me on halo

[Holdup]

....

[Wideboy]

i agree

[DarrenSV650S]

I disagree

[Holdup]

I hate you both

[Wideboy]

thats not very nice!!

[Holdup]

I luffs you really Gav

[Wideboy]

no its over!!

[Holdup]

:'(

[Wideboy]

im bored, might actually go to bed

[Holdup]

tsssk

[DarrenSV650S]

You sound like clarky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk

[Holdup]

...

[Viney]

Morning

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning Viney! Morning everyone else!

[lily]

morning! I'm at work after 4 hours of sleep and there are children everywhere!!!

Grrrr whoevers idea it was to bring children in on xmas eve to work needs there head checking!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Don't be grumpy Lily! It's Christmas Eve!!! YAY!!! I am just going for a shower then going to do the last of my shopping! x

[lily]

I'm not grumpy.... just tired!

Me and drew are going shoping after work, to get each other a token gift!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Just the GRRRR gave the impression you were a tad grumpy!!

[Viney]

We have kids running aorund the joint! Still got Christmas songs on at the mo and my little christmas mix that i done a few years back..woohoo!

[lily]

I want to go home!

[Tara]

no children running around just that everyone is tired still

Lily hope you can get away early hun MBK enjoy your shopping trip V hope you get away too

me i am staying in watching the Santa Clause 3 :D

[Holdup]

:-s





Morning you bunch of fruit cakes, is it christmas tomorrow? doesnt feel like it, snow's all melting yay :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Tara]

:-s





Morning you bunch of fruit cakes, is it christmas tomorrow? doesnt feel like it, snow's all melting yay :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

i'm glad its melting too i just hope the chaos its caused on the roads sorts itself out soon

[Holdup]

Same and hopefully it means i will be able to get my bike out soon :D:D

[lily]

Snowed loads again last night and our Warrington office only 4 people could get in this morning!

[Kate Moss]

Hello All,

Im sat in the office alone, sent my other office girl home. - nowt very xmassy going on! Can't wait to get out of here and start getting festive!

V icy here, I managed to skid in to a parking space today! First time i have ever skidded the car and i managed to park it perfectly!

[Holdup]

Uh oh its you

[vixis]

:-s





Morning you bunch of fruit cakes, is it christmas tomorrow? doesnt feel like it, snow's all melting yay :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I want to be chocolate cake, I hate fruit cake...

[Kate Moss]

Uh oh its you

who me?:colors:

[Holdup]

I want to be chocolate cake, I hate fruit cake...

Permission granted

who me?:colors:

Yea you

[Kate Moss]

what's wrong with me?!

[Holdup]

You abuse me :(

[Kate Moss]

You abuse me :(


you wish!

[Holdup]

:wink:

Ive got Gavin for that kind of abuse

[Kate Moss]

Where is Gavin? Isn't he usually lurking here?

[Holdup]

Probably off with some cheap *****

[Kate Moss]

Is that jelousy i sense?!

[Holdup]

Yes

[Kate Moss]

Yes

aww poor you. Im sure he will be thinking of you the whole time!

[Holdup]

Doubt it :(

[Viney]

Where is Gavin? Isn't he usually lurking here?I think that hes doing a bit of Private today!

[Kate Moss]

I think that hes doing a bit of Private today!


:confused:

[Viney]

Private work as he is a chippy or whatever he is

[Wideboy]

oooh is that my ears burning :smt048

merry Christmas eve everyone!!

[Wideboy]

Private work as he is a chippy or whatever he is

yes mullah has been made today

[hindle8907]

elo all happy christmas eve !!!
sat in work with a can of carling lol .

[Wideboy]

drinky bad

[Von Teese]

Hellooo all, Im shattered again as usual lol!
Spent most of last night nearly passing out from the reek of cannabis from outside a drug dealer's address that we were scene guarding and I feel quite sick! :smt101

[DarrenSV650S]

Are you the polis too vt??

[Kate Moss]

grrrrrrrrrrr im still at work :( Sat here doing sweet f.a waiting for the boss to set me free :(

[Wideboy]

i just got my payslip through, payed 3 weeks wages in one go and lost roughly 3/4 of a week through tax.... merry Christmas mr brown and my boss, i suggest you guys go for dinner your both *****s

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm sat here doing sweet f a too. But I'm not getting paid for it

[Kate Moss]

I want to go home and have festive fun!

[DarrenSV650S]

i just got my payslip through, payed 3 weeks wages in one go and lost roughly 3/4 of a week through tax.... merry Christmas mr brown and my boss, i suggest you guys go for dinner your both *****s
Some people are never happy

[Von Teese]

Are you the polis too vt??
Unfortunately yes!

(was going to put some witty comment about being the lookout for the drug dealer but I just dont have the energy lol)

[Wideboy]

I want to go home and have festive fun!

no festive fun its banned!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Far too many polis on this site for my liking

[Von Teese]

Yes, we've surrounded you ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh too slow with the edit there. I saw that