The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[lily]

fook
book


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[gruntygiggles]

Oh dear....Neil and Nic (Neio and MBK) you two are going to be fun on here...take it from soemone that knows you both.......dear oh dear, what have we let ourselves in for????

[_Stretchie_]

fook
book


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OI, BRUM Shut it


CHIPS AND GRRRRAVYOY

[neio79]

fook
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ok my dear no need to shout, i am stupid not deaf ;)


Oh dear....Neil and Nic (Neio and MBK) you two are going to be fun on here...take it from soemone that knows you both.......dear oh dear, what have we let ourselves in for????


err thanks, i think :smt044

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh dear....Neil and Nic (Neio and MBK) you two are going to be fun on here...take it from soemone that knows you both.......dear oh dear, what have we let ourselves in for????



:cool: Hours and hours of fraustrating entertainment?

[missyburd]

ello Neio! #waves#

[lily]

OI, BRUM Shut it


CHIPS AND GRRRRAVYOY

I'll put my posh voice on next time I see you x

[neio79]

ello Neio! #waves#


eyyy oop , tis good to be back that was a northern accent from a southerner, hop it was ok?? :smt080

[missyburd]

eyyy oop , tis good to be back that was a northern accent from a southerner, hop it was ok?? :smt080
Aye not bad lad, alreyt ah reckon ;) How long you been back in the Org building??

[_Stretchie_]

I'll put my posh voice on next time I see you x

Thought that WAS yer posh voice

eyyy oop , tis good to be back that was a northern accent from a southerner, hop it was ok?? :smt080

:makelurve:

Alreet big fella

[neio79]

not long MYC, hope i can stay :)

[neio79]

:makelurve:

Alreet big fella


how do :)

[gruntygiggles]

Off to bed now peeps, shattered and coming down with something but have had a fab laugh this evening.

Hovie baby, night night sleep tight, watch the bed bugs don't bite, snug as a bug in a rug xxx

[Tara]

Anyone notice that Fizz deleted the evidence that he watched Hollyoaks late night last week?!!! And knew everything that had happened to Sarah!
i noticed :D

[Tara]

morning all - how are you all doing today?

[keithd]

morning fatty

am good thanks, calm before the storm here at work. crazy mental lately, which is a good thing

hows you?

[Holdup]

Morning

Getting used to getting up and going to work now.

Now all i need is to find a full time job!

[lily]

Morning off to work... Hopefully make longer than half a day today!

[Scoobs]

can we have blue back too?

I saw Blue at the weekend. I was at Trevor Pope's - KTM Dealer. I was test riding a 990SM which I didn't like very much. Wanted to try a Superduke, but they didn't have a demo......anyway Blue was there as well. He'd been greenlaning on a two stroke (dunno what it was) and he blew it up. Had a cardboard box full of engine bits which he wanted re-built.

[Scoobs]

morning fatty

Ha-de-ha-ha. Pot / kettle ;)

[Tara]

I am fat at the min its all the cakes and sweets i've been eating ;)

[sarah]

morning all - how are you all doing today?

i'm wondering if you're gonna pop out a baby today :-D

[keithd]

Ha-de-ha-ha. Pot / kettle ;)

you've no idea how your words cut me, man

[dhustonedave]

my mum is a tramp felching dog rimmer!


filter that!

[Tara]

me too Sarah :D

[falc]

I am fat at the min its all the cakes and sweets i've been eating ;)

You're not fat! its called pregnancy ;)

Morning all also

[Quedos]

Morning all

how you doing T is today going to be the day??
looking foward to a long busy day in this new office with even brighter fluro lighting.

so who's got the cake?

[Drew Carey]

Morning all, first day at work.....Booooooooooo.....but gotta busy myself. Luvs to you all. Probably won't post much today as dont wanna get into trouble....Yeah Riiiiiiiiigggghhhhhht!!!!!!!

[Tara]

Guys I am going off line for a bit now as Kitkat is coming round not because i have gone into labour

did someone mention cake

[Rai86]

Morning yous lot :D

[Alpinestarhero]

Good morning .org.

Today is a momentous and wonderfull day. I receive new fork springs and head race bearings and hopefully a step in the direction of a motorcycle that wants to go round corners as much as i want it to

It is raining. I aplologise to Spannerman in advance for working on a filthy, filthy bike

[Bri w]

WINK

Did i get it right??????

[lily]

Guys I am going off line for a bit now as Kitkat is coming round not because i have gone into labour

did someone mention cake

Thank you for the pre warning.... otherwise we may start to panic! x

[Quedos]

for tara - altho she's now off line


http://www.storkbabygiftbaskets.com/BabyCakes.jpg

[lily]

Wooooo I get to change my work's computer password.... I know somebodies name will feature in it somehow! :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

Guys I am going off line for a bit now as Kitkat is coming round not because i have gone into labour

did someone mention cake

WOOOOHOOO!!! Good Luck T!

Morning all, I have had 2 n half hours sleep...dead on my feet...!!

[Drew Carey]

Morning MKB.....thats not good......although, even though I've slept, still shattered. Don't really know what I'm doing today, can't be ar$ed to do anything constructive!!!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning MKB.....thats not good......although, even though I've slept, still shattered. Don't really know what I'm doing today, can't be ar$ed to do anything constructive!!!!!

Starting to get used to it now Drew!:pale:

Should have good news later. Off to Force Dr today to see about getting back onto full duties as of Thursday dayshift!! WOOOO!

[Scoobs]

you've no idea how your words cut me, man

You've got broad shoulders mate. I know you can take it.

[_Stretchie_]

Wooooo I get to change my work's computer password.... I know somebodies name will feature in it somehow! :D

Thank you

[lily]

Thank you

http://www.gorillasushi.com/images/imce/Image/Jason/attentionwhore.jpg

[_Stretchie_]

Just trying to fill a gap my love, I have a BIIIG job ahead of me

; )

[lily]

and a good job you are doing at it! :kiss:
However..........

A+ for effort

C- for timing!

Must try harder

[Kate Moss]

Morning - must be time for a beer!?

[Rai86]

Morning - must be time for a beer!?

Agreed, cocktails i think

[gruntygiggles]

Morning peeps....Stretch.....you're a tart. You're a man *****, but not an attention *****. Only one person had that badge.....you are just a tart!

I'm going to post on teh happy thread in a bit.....I think you'll like it love xxx

[Wideboy]

Boo i hate work i want to go home and go to bed :(

[lily]

I have tea.... would love something stronger..... still not had a drink to him yet, as I don't want to start a drink cause i don't know if i will be able to stop myself at 1!

[Rai86]

I have tea.... would love something stronger..... still not had a drink to him yet, as I don't want to start a drink cause i don't know if i will be able to stop myself at 1!

:-( but a nice strong cup of tea is just as goooooooooooood :smt026

[lily]

:-( but a nice strong cup of tea is just as goooooooooooood :smt026

Yep tea is always good....



how british does that sound! :rolleyes:

[Quedos]

I have tea.... would love something stronger..... still not had a drink to him yet, as I don't want to start a drink cause i don't know if i will be able to stop myself at 1!


tea is good i too haven't had a drink but i know that he's got good company with Ollie. i'll toast the both of them at the weekend.:smt052

[Tara]

i'm back for a little bit

[lily]

I am happy you are back but also a bit annoyed for you! x

[fizzwheel]

i'm back for a little bit

I notice your signature has changed as well :D

[Tara]

well at least after tomorrow i shall know when the latest i shall have my baby will be

[Quedos]

and then the waiting shall cease!



and you'll need a new signature

[Tara]

I notice your signature has changed as well :D
yep thought i would change it for a little bit god knows what i'll change to next:

Knackered?? only joking i can't wait even if i do get sleepless nights i am excited now

[fizzwheel]

yep thought i would change it for a little bit god knows what i'll change to next:

Parenting

As thats what you will be doing :D

[Tara]

Parenting

As thats what you will be doing :D
i like that one :D thanks Fizz

[Quedos]

how about playing mum?

(not that you be playing a such you know what i mean)

[independentphoto]

I've not managed to catch up with everything yet but I did say to Quedos that IF the service / whatever is on a Saturday, we can probably make it down on the bikes.

[_Stretchie_]

Anyone know what's happening on Hollyoaks??

[lily]

Anyone know what's happening on Hollyoaks??

dunno didn't watch last nights..... I'm sure Fizz can fill us in tho! :laughat:

[gruntygiggles]

Put it away Stretch....we don't want to upset Liz even more xxx

[_Stretchie_]

Put it away Stretch....


You can see me from home??

:oops:

[gruntygiggles]

You can see me from home??

:oops:


Dream on baby....I can't even see that in the same bed :rolleyes:

[lily]

Dream on baby....I can't even see that in the same bed :rolleyes:

:notworthy:

[Rai86]

Dream on baby....I can't even see that in the same bed :rolleyes:
:smt043

[Wideboy]

I cant find my gents saw, who has it?

[lily]

I cant find my gents saw, who has it?

:lol: looked in your trousers?

[gruntygiggles]

:lol: looked in your trousers?


Oi....when things are written, my mind pictures them...I have no control over it and you have just burned a part of my brain!!!

[lily]

Oi....when things are written, my mind pictures them...I have no control over it and you have just burned a part of my brain!!!

thank you.... I shall take that as a compliment! :D

[_Stretchie_]

:notworthy:

I wish she would adopt that pose :smt011

[gruntygiggles]

I wish she would adopt that pose :smt011

:smt011 stop making me laugh.....I am ill and my throat hurts and my head hurts and my ears hurt.

You are all horrible. You are even making fun of me on MBK's thread........I blow raspberries at you all :smt075

[lily]

may i suggest this phase cheryl.... copied from somebodies facebook:

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[Wideboy]

Tut filth your old enough to be my mothers ;) *runs*


i just made the same balls up twice

[_Stretchie_]

:smt011 stop making blah blah, meh, meh, wibble wobble dobble trip trop trap....


I blow you

YOOOOO, NOW we're getting somewhere

[gruntygiggles]

may i suggest this phase cheryl.... copied from somebodies facebook:

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


I LOVE Monty Python and already used that one on Stretchie yesterday......great minds and all that though!!!

[lily]

Tut filth your old enough to be my mothers ;) *runs*


i just made the same balls up twice

:(

[gruntygiggles]

I am lost for words




awaits the sarky comment from Stretch...

[lily]

Wait.... I've only just seen the second line of that.....

you what? :confused:

[DanAbnormal]

I'm wearing blue pants today.

That is all.

[lily]

I'm wearing blue pants today.

That is all.

are they on the outside of a yellow one piece.... kind of like a negative bananaman? :smt115

[Wideboy]

I had enough today i really want to go home :(

[RichT]

Me too - how's the foot skinny britches?

[_Stretchie_]

I am lost for words




awaits the sarky comment from Stretch...

:smt040 No need

[Wideboy]

Still buggered, i swear everyone i work with are kids (bar 1) struggle to deal with them at the best of times :(

[lily]

Still buggered, i swear everyone i work with are kids (bar 1) struggle to deal with them at the best of times :(

Go home.... tell them you will not be in for a couple of days..... pack a bag and I will see you when we get home tonight!?

[Stig]

What a stupid pointless thread.

[Wideboy]

Go home.... tell them you will not be in for a couple of days..... pack a bag and I will see you when we get home tonight!?

Duno why but that nearly set me off again :'(, you know i would but im need the money. if you two are nor busy at weekend i may pop up to see u on one of the days?

[Tara]

come on Si the megathread was always tupid and pointless

[lily]

Duno why but that nearly set me off again :'(, you know i would but im need the money. if you two are nor busy at weekend i may pop up to see u on one of the days?

Sunday is my dad's birthday so over there for sunday lunch

But saturday is fine!

Pre-warning every since Saturday night the kitten has got more naughy.... I sense someone is playing tricks! But other that running over your head... bitting your toes and chewing cables she is lovely and great for cuddles when she is calmer?! Hold on have a plan...... will PM you!

[Stig]

come on Si the megathread was always tupid and pointless

Indeed. But at least it kept to the U rating of the site. This is nothing but a licence to completely ignore it.

Unsubscribing to the thread and going back to the real world...

[_Stretchie_]

Indeed. But at least it kept to the U rating of the site. This is nothing but a licence to completely ignore it

Point taken, I am deffo guilty of getting too giddy on here and posting stuff I normally wouldn't have..

Consider myself brought down a peg

:oops:

[dizzyblonde]

ooo baaah stig, come on, pleaase lighten up.

Wouldn't people prefer a jovial mood than doom and gloom at the moment?

[Wideboy]

Oppresion

[Milky Bar Kid]

Wow...I have certainly seen much worse content on this site......

ANYWAY - I get to go back to full duties as of Thursday!!!!!! YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!

[lily]

Wow...I have certainly seen much worse content on this site......

ANYWAY - I get to go back to full duties as of Thursday!!!!!! YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!

:winner:


go on.... go post it on the happy thread! :D

[Wideboy]

had enough of this joke shop going home early stuff them :(

[Drew Carey]

Good lad.....get yourself off and go home and have a bath and chillax.