The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Wideboy]

haha, i can't imagine you sending a threatening email XD
i have actually gone and collected before, some bloke from Guildford sold me a dodgy camera and wouldn't give me my money back, so i took the camera back to him and collected me monay, nothing threatening its just most people hate confrontation and fold under the pressure
Al no be goin....Aberdeen is like.....4n half hours drive away from me!

stop making excuses!! how far do you think it is for me lol ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Aye, but its not my shock!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

lol, i normally use paypal to get my money back then try fix the things myself being nerdy and all, i normally can

[Holdup]

Bored much

[Wideboy]

Aye, but its not my shock!
i can give you a shock!!
lol, i normally use paypal to get my money back then try fix the things myself being nerdy and all, i normally can
good, fix this fool for me then so i can get my shock, pretty pee'd off i paid a tenner for postage so was expecting prompt delivery, its now been over a week!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Erm, I would rather you didn;t....

[Wideboy]

i was only going to say boo :(

[Holdup]

MBK cant you give Gav a shock?

Or are you not trained to use a tazer

[Wideboy]

that wouldn't be very nice :(

still its human contact...... i don't get many visitors nowadays :(

[Holdup]

:-({|=

[DarrenSV650S]

Holdup is a dirty jew and would sell his own ear for a fiver

[Holdup]

Umm you can stfu about that as well...

[Wideboy]

racist

[TheOnlyNemesis]

yay i has bought a new watch

[Wideboy]

dont wish your life away with a watch

[Holdup]

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

i have a phone, that has a clock

i have a bike, that has a clock

i have a car, that has a clock

i have a computer, that has a clock

i have an iPod, that has a clock

(i could go all day with this)

[DarrenSV650S]

I have a clock, that has a clock

[Wideboy]

we still use sun diles down here, how the hell do these contraptions you speak of work?

[Holdup]

Can you even tell the time Gav?

[Wideboy]

YES!! a nurse come's every hour with my brain medication! that's how i know

[Paul the 6th]

still no camera but I don't mind cos me and martin doorman are a bit merry :) friday :D hurrah

[Wideboy]

its 6:30!!

[Holdup]

Fair enough

[TheOnlyNemesis]

but the watch is perrty

[Holdup]

Chav

[Amanda]

Oh dear - bike is not looking good

[Wideboy]

oh dear :rolleyes: lol

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Chav

how dare you :smt066

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=390094627708&Category=31387&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D2

[Wideboy]

how dare you :smt066

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=390094627708&Category=31387&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D2

omg, you rock chav!!

[Holdup]

Oh dear - bike is not looking good

have you broken it

[TheOnlyNemesis]

omg, you rock chav!!

wait, that sentence doesn't work now does it WB

[Wideboy]

alright ermm........ rock hussy?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

alright ermm........ rock hussy?

closer i spose :smt034

[Amanda]

oh dear :rolleyes: lol

have you broken it

Dunno, Chris is going to get new plugs and a new HD lead for it :confused:

[Wideboy]

Dunno, Chris is going to get new plugs and a new HD lead for it :confused:

one cylinder is running so it wont be anything really sinister

[Holdup]

Dunno, Chris is going to get new plugs and a new HD lead for it :confused:

HT lead, oh wish him good luck getting to the front coil, i tried and i gave up...

[Amanda]

one cylinder is running so it wont be anything really sinister

Good to know :cool:

[Amanda]

HT lead, oh wish him good luck getting to the front coil, i tried and i gave up...


HT !! Yeah thats what I said lol :rolleyes:

Yeah said something about going up the loom ...... ????

[Wideboy]

the ht lead is connected to a loom

[Holdup]

if he follows the HT lead he will find the coil on the left hand side of the frame above the crank case, i could see no possible way of getting to it

[Amanda]

OH MAN !!!! This is why I need him to join, cos I have no idea what I'm talking about. All I know is you put petrol in the top, oil in when theres none in the window and it goes .......

[Wideboy]

yeah but your a fool, there is always a way

[Dave20046]

OH MAN !!!! This is why I need him to join, cos I have no idea what I'm talking about. All I know is you put petrol in the top, oil in when theres none in the window and it goes .......
Chain?
Brakes?
Tyres?

Women ](*,)


:kiss:

[Amanda]

Chain?
Brakes?
Tyres?

Women ](*,)


:kiss:

Yeah its got all the above including the woman !!! Its also a lovely shiny silver colour :smt055

[Dave20046]

What about the other woman, the guy banging his head on a wall and some kissing?

What's up with the bike?

[Amanda]

only got one cylinder. Chris has had a "quick" look and broke the crash bung off in the process - DON'T ASK..... but still not running on two. Will convince him to join to discuss properly cos I have no idea what I'm talking about. All I found out is that it has a K & M filter I didn't know about!!! Wicked :D

[Holdup]

K and N filter...

[Dave20046]

only got one cylinder. Chris has had a "quick" look and broke the crash bung off in the process - DON'T ASK..... but still not running on two. Will convince him to join to discuss properly cos I have no idea what I'm talking about. All I found out is that it has a K & M filter I didn't know about!!! Wicked :D
](*,)
K & 'N' filter?

:razz:

Ask him if it's sparking.

[Wideboy]

only got one cylinder. Chris has had a "quick" look and broke the crash bung off in the process - DON'T ASK..... but still not running on two. Will convince him to join to discuss properly cos I have no idea what I'm talking about. All I found out is that it has a K & M filter I didn't know about!!! Wicked :D
K&N<<< LOL!!!

just let him highjack your account

[Wideboy]

hahah at last 3 posts

[Amanda]

ferking *******s ...........

K&N


I am going to hand over to Chris while I go play with make-up .....

[Holdup]

Amanda go and make Chris a cup of tea lol

[Wideboy]

hehehe i been lol'ing

[Amanda]

hello peeps my make up is ok so free to talk lol.
I have taken off the rear h.t lead leaving the front one still attached and it wont even fire, the other way round it will run quite smooth.
Have not yet taken the plugs out to find if the spark is strong or weak.....
P.s what size is the plug? too deep to sod about with better to ask lol

[Dave20046]

I am going to hand over to Chris while I go play with make-up .....
Highly advisable, there's a good girl.

[Dave20046]

hello peeps my make up is ok so free to talk lol.
I have taken off the rear h.t lead leaving the front one still attached and it wont even fire, the other way round it will run quite smooth.
Have not yet taken the plugs out to find if the spark is strong or weak.....
P.s what size is the plug? too deep to sod about with better to ask lol
Sounds like the front then's at fault then - it could be something simple like a faulty plug.
IIRC plug size is 16mm AF, if she hasn't traded her sv toolkit for lipstick then the sparkplug socket tool in there is really useful as it folds which means you can remove the plug without taking off the radiator or anything.

[Wideboy]

hello peeps my make up is ok so free to talk lol.
I have taken off the rear h.t lead leaving the front one still attached and it wont even fire, the other way round it will run quite smooth.
Have not yet taken the plugs out to find if the spark is strong or weak.....
P.s what size is the plug? too deep to sod about with better to ask lol


so your not firing on the front?

[Amanda]

Thats it you got it lol

[Wideboy]

easiest way to test for a spark is take the plug out, plug it back into the HT and just hold it up to the frame, make sure your clear and start

[Amanda]

yeah i know gav what size is the plug mate.

[Dave20046]

yeah i know gav what size is the plug mate.
I answered above - 16mm (i think)

[Amanda]

cheers dave, there is no tool kit with it been traded by the looks. doh lol

[Holdup]

What Dave said, check the tool kits there and you should find the plug removeal tool so you can just compare that to a socket set

Or not

hold on a tick ill go check what the socket size is that i use to do my plugs

[Wideboy]

duno the plug number, the curvy is cr8e and cr9e NGK but the pointy will probably need a hotter plug?

[Holdup]

16

[Amanda]

It is revving up to 3k on one and then after 3k it is fine all the way through the revs

[Holdup]

and its a CR8E on the pointy as well

[Wideboy]

16
yeah but whats the NGK number?

[Holdup]

Wet or knackered then id say

Thats what mine would do, unscrew the HT lead front the front plug cap dry out the lead and the plug cap see if that works also stick a bit of vasaline in both ends of the plug cap that "should" help stop the water

[Holdup]

yeah but whats the ngk number?

cr8e

[Wideboy]

cr8e

same as curvy then

[Amanda]

and its a CR8E on the pointy as well


Magic!!!! get a couple tomorrow anyway. (p.s. its ME lol)

GAV - do you have a plug spanner we can borrow ???? otherwise the rad is gonna have to come out

[Dave20046]

I'd really advise swapping the plugs before you tear anymore hair out, best to start with the simple things.

However, unfortunately, without the standard toolkit I was left with a socket and long extension as my only options - this combo couldn't fit past the radiator to get at the front plug - used to have to remove the radiator to do the plugs (but it could be due a coolant swap anyway?).

Wideboy I think amanda has a curvy? Which is a cr8e NGK code plug (so's the pointy too if I recall correctly.)

[Wideboy]

Magic!!!! get a couple tomorrow anyway. (p.s. its ME lol)

GAV - do you have a plug spanner we can borrow ???? otherwise the rad is gonna have to come out

yeah i'll bring it along, i'll bring a spare cr8e aswell as i got loads of them

[Amanda]

Wet or knackered then id say

Thats what mine would do, unscrew the HT lead front the front plug cap dry out the lead and the plug cap see if that works also stick a bit of vasaline in both ends of the plug cap that "should" help stop the water

Its not a wet issue - already checked it, been through all that. Under 3k revs it wont generate a spark, above 3k both cyclinders work fine.

[Amanda]

Wideboy I think amanda has a curvy? Which is a cr8e NGK code plug (so's the pointy too if I recall correctly.)


I got K4 so pointy

[Dave20046]

my mistake,good taste :)

[Amanda]

Cool Beans !!!!

Right - better leave now as heading out tonight for drinkies and grub!! Am well hungry. Thanks for the advice thus far. Hopefully all will be fine tomorrow.

Laters dudes

:notworthy:

[Wideboy]

nah its not, i couldn't find any plugs, i usually have loads kicking about but i must have had a clear out, any who sockets in the car so i wont forget

[Wideboy]

yeah see in 5 lol

[Dave20046]

nah its not, i couldn't find any plugs, i usually have loads kicking about but i must have had a clear out, any who sockets in the car so i wont forget
sold 'em for drugs?

I know your game wideboy

[DarrenSV650S]

I've got paintball first thing tomorrow morning. Should I have a few drinks tonight? I'm really bored

[Dave20046]

why not?

[hindle8907]

Yo yo yo

[Dave20046]

ahoy

[Holdup]

I didnt think you could change the plugs with out dropping the rad.

Id drop the rad any was as it gives much more room and its only 5 minutes to get it off

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

You don't have to take the rad off, I didn't on Suzi. You just got to lossen it a bit and work with it propped up

[Dave20046]

There's a difference between dropping and removing. With the wrong tools it's a case of removing.

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

That is true, without the right tools everything is always harder to do

[Holdup]

I always undo the top bolt and bottom bolt on mine, shift the radiator left (as your sitting on the bike) to dislocate it from its holding lug unplug the horn and lower the radiator and rest it on the wheel

[Dave20046]

I always undo the top bolt and bottom bolt on mine, shift the radiator left (as your sitting on the bike) to dislocate it from its holding lug unplug the horn and lower the radiator and rest it on the wheel
Yep, that would be 'dropping' it.

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

I only undid the bottom bolts and propped it up so it stayed out of the way

[Milky Bar Kid]

Y'areet??

[Holdup]

Hello MBK

[DarrenSV650S]

That's me kopparberg'd up :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

Anyone up to anything interesting?

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Hells no... Ha ha

Depends on if it snows tonight, if no then I am off for a 200 miles jaunt tomorrow

[Milky Bar Kid]

unfortunately i am off to work later. would much rather staya t home tonight

[Holdup]

Darren has alcohol run for cover!

[Holdup]

#20000 :p