The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Wideboy]

I think it was Gavs comment about the flab that made me ill

Slap the fat and ride the ripples

[Milky Bar Kid]

I like driving...why are you learning to drive?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Slap the fat and ride the ripples

:smt078

[dizzyblonde]

cause somebody is going to pick up new car :-)
AND its a big car

[Milky Bar Kid]

cause somebody is going to pick up new car :-)
AND its a big car

Is it a big FAST car??:driving:

[Holdup]

You bought a car?

What car is it big as in physicly or big as in a 6 litre engine :cool:

[dizzyblonde]

its blue and has four wheels

And its so big Bambi would have no chance if it tried jumping in front of it!

[Milky Bar Kid]

its blue and has four wheels

And its so big Bambi would have no chance if it tried jumping in front of it!

That helps......no idea what kind then Dizz??

[dizzyblonde]

freeloader 2.5 litre.
Lots of room for dogs and children :-)

[Quedos]

MBK - i get away from me desk to do a 3 day learning rep course in glasgow and that has pubs and it means i'll be in the on the bus!! woo hoo

sounds like a scooby to me

[Holdup]

freeloader 2.5 litre.
Lots of room for dogs and children :-)

Do you mean a Land Rover Freelander?

[dizzyblonde]

yes a freeloader.
I call them that cause I bloody hate the muppets that are usually driving them!

[Holdup]

Ah i see, i like the new shape and sporty ones i think they look cool

[Milky Bar Kid]

yes a freeloader.
I call them that cause I bloody hate the muppets that are usually driving them!

Does that mean if you learn to drive you will be a muppet???




*running away from the mad lady*

[dizzyblonde]

this ones a tad old, but its like new. 50k on it for a 2001. Like new, only used by some toff lady to do her shopping in. Not even any trolley war wounds on it either.

I don't get to see it til next week. I bloody hate cars but I find myself getting almost excited for some reason

Maybe its cause I gets to go shopping in London in it at xmas....loads of room for shoes ;-)

[dizzyblonde]

Does that mean if you learn to drive you will be a muppet???




*running away from the mad lady*



Yes :smt087cause I gave up learning to drive as I couldn't squeeze them down small gaps:rolleyes:

Mind you I did nearly pull the gearstick out of the floor on my last attempt...good job this is automatic then!

[Holdup]

Cool sounds mint! 50k miles in 8 years thats about 6k a year nice

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yes :smt087cause I gave up learning to drive as I couldn't squeeze them down small gaps:rolleyes:

Mind you I did nearly pull the gearstick out of the floor on my last attempt...good job this is automatic then!

Hmmm, I don't think I will be getting in the car with you then:smt108

[Holdup]

Nothing Decent on tv so im watching surfs up :cool:

[Quedos]

loads of room for shoes ;-)


hmmmmm shoes......

[dizzyblonde]

well maybe not shoes, but rather a lot of boots, I need a new pair of New Rocks....some nice tarty ones with steel stilletto heels :-)

[Quedos]

well maybe not shoes, but rather a lot of boots, I need a new pair of New Rocks....some nice tarty ones with steel stilletto heels :-)

i have a delectable pair of those - thigh high laced up the front they are to die for!!

anyway listen up guys!!!
the GM Vote has closed and dates have been released

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=142082

[dizzyblonde]

i have a delectable pair of those - thigh high laced up the front they are to die for!!



http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=142082


I prefer the cheat zip on the side;) but buckled all the way to the knee:cool:

[Quedos]

I prefer the cheat zip on the side;) but buckled all the way to the knee:cool:

yeah well mine are stretch kid leather.
also got proper NR with pointy bits - fine until you either try to cross your legs or bend down and you get spiked:rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

lol...I know in the New Rock ones I have at the moment, if you are completely blotto, you'll never fall over as they are so damn heavy they glue you to the floor!!

Weebles wobble and the don't fall down.
Had them for years, but fancy something a bit more lady like.

[Tara]

morning/afternoon my son is having a growth spurt and has been up all night feeding he and daddy are currently sleepin me i cant seem to nod off :rolleyes: we were supposed to be going shopping too

what have i missed?

[dizzyblonde]

hello T. Dylan put on a pound a week at one point, he was one porky baby :-)
I gather baby hoops is doing just fine.

Not missed a lot. Apart from me scaring MBK with my learner driver technique.

[Kate Moss]

today is dragging :(

now tonight, shall I A) stay in, warm n cozy with the grumpy one or B) go to a house party and prob feel like carp tomorrow?

[Tara]

hello T. Dylan put on a pound a week at one point, he was one porky baby :-)
I gather baby hoops is doing just fine.

Not missed a lot. Apart from me scaring MBK with my learner driver technique.

thats brilliant tho Dizz yep he's fine he's finally asleep bless him :D

keep at the lessons Dizzy it will be worth - did i see a conversation about shoes? i need new boots desperately i fancy some thigh high ones but i guess i wouldnt wear them much these days

[dizzyblonde]

keep at the lessons Dizzy it will be worth - did i see a conversation about shoes? i need new boots desperately i fancy some thigh high ones but i guess i wouldnt wear them much these days

I haven't even started them again yet! Mr Pegasus is trying to persuade me its a good idea.
I went through my wardrobe on Weds night and found my fave boots from before Dylan was born..rather fashionable again, so have been trying to get used to heels the last couple of days:smt023
As for thigh high ones... mine have never been out of the house;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

hello T. Dylan put on a pound a week at one point, he was one porky baby :-)
I gather baby hoops is doing just fine.

Not missed a lot. Apart from me scaring MBK with my learner driver technique.

It was the "I almost pulled the gear lever our of the floor" bit that worried me....:rolleyes::driving:

I just had a crisp sandwich, it was tasty. Think I was feeling sick because I was hungry

[lily]

Morning and afternoon and maybe good evening

[Holdup]

Hello Tara And Lily!

and Kate id go for option B :D

Well tomorrow night my week of no alcohol finally finishes :D

[Quedos]

afternoon all - i'm organising the workplace secret santa. but somebody wants me to put rules on it - such a no joke presents - WTF!

[Kate Moss]

afternoon all - i'm organising the workplace secret santa. but somebody wants me to put rules on it - such a no joke presents - WTF!


Where's the fun in that?!

[lily]

Drew's place is doing secret santa he came home and said I have my bosses bosses boss! Who is 22 stone and female.... help me buy something!

[Kate Moss]

Drew's place is doing secret santa he came home and said I have my bosses bosses boss! Who is 22 stone and female.... help me buy something!


some bathroom scales?

[lily]

some bathroom scales?

can you get heavy duty ones for £5? :smt119

Drew is currently thinking chocolate or slim fast!

[Kate Moss]

Super Green Tea Diet tablets!

[Holdup]

o0o0o my brothers ped has just turned up on the back of a van, he's as bad as me only had his current one a month and he's got another one all ready :rolleyes:

[Quedos]

how about de toxifying foot pads?

[lily]

Cup of tea anybody?!

[Holdup]

Cup of tea anybody?!

Yes please im feckin cold :(

[lily]

Yes please im feckin cold :(

well you know where the kettle is.... while you are there mine is milk, no sugar! ;)

[Holdup]

I got a whole day of tea making tomorrow :(

[dizzyblonde]

well I got a whole 12 hrs of chocolate tomorrow. What a crap job:rolleyes:

and the same Sunday

[Holdup]

Nom nom nom

[Holdup]

Time for work :(

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x x x x

[Milky Bar Kid]

My brother is tube. That is all.

[Quedos]

i want to go home but got to much work so will be working late

[Viney]

Today i went t Winnersh Triangle. Its a bit like the Bermuda Triangle but full of Insudtrial units! How wierd.

That is all

[Quedos]

that where IP's head office is

[Viney]

Well i didnt see him...Who's Ip anyway?

[Shellywoozle]

helllooooooooooooooo

[Holdup]

shellllllll

hello

is it ok if i pm you some questions later if i think of any?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Shell!! What up home dog!??!

[Shellywoozle]

Hey MBK - wassssuuuuuuupppppppp

Holdup yes ya can but I am out on lash later so may answer in morning xxx

Debating - do I just wash my hair and go out with it wet as it is throwing it down, or do I spend over an hour so I look good when I walk out then get wet within 2 mins ??? I am sure I will waste an hour :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hmmm....wet then...

I went a drive today Shell, lol, your instructor would have been proud.....! Saying no more on here LOL!!!

[Holdup]

yay thank you :)

[Shellywoozle]

Hmmm....wet then...

I went a drive today Shell, lol, your instructor would have been proud.....! Saying no more on here LOL!!!

ROFL

I did a good deed today with a biker, HAD to stop him ... saying no more on here but he kept his license when really he shuld have lost it :)

Ain't I good .... he still hated me tho ! :smt087

[Holdup]

Bored :(

[DarrenSV650S]

I got my new driving license today so I can once again buy drink without taking my passport!! :D :D

It's all fancy and has a hologram on it. And they have made my picture black and white for some reason. Makes me look like a 1920's chimney sweep

[Holdup]

Yep that one came out about 2007 when i applied for mine, mine looks like a mug shoot they draw and put out on crimewatch :( people always comment on it :(

[Kate Moss]

BORED! I'm in Pj's already. Got a boring weekend ahead too, phils working so il be bored :(

[Holdup]

Just keep knocking the drinks back :thumright:

[Dave20046]

mmmm insurance payouts

[DarrenSV650S]

Just keep knocking the drinks back :thumright:
No she should accept them! Not refuse them!


;) I know what you mean, but it's another of those things that can mean both things lol

[Kate Moss]

Im not even drinking - whats wrong with me!

[Wideboy]

i do believe that one is sufficiently tired after a hard days graft.

i got 6 tons of concrete to lay this weekend and fit in a 21st birthday tomorrow evening so i shall be climbing into my spaceship racecar bed in a min

[Kate Moss]

i do believe that one is sufficiently tired after a hard days graft.

i got 6 tons of concrete to lay this weekend and fit in a 21st birthday tomorrow evening so i shall be climbing into my spaceship racecar bed in a min


:driving:

[Wideboy]

yeah i was voted inter-galactic space car racer man of the year

[Alpinestarhero]

yeah i was voted awesome ladyboy of the year

:smt119

:smt023

evening

[Wideboy]

:smt012

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am bored. Can't go on the lash as working at 0800 in the morning. Boooooo!!

[Wideboy]

I am bored. Can't go on the lash as working at 0800 in the morning. Boooooo!!

har har

[Girth]

I HAVE TOFFEE APPLE CIDER!!! woooo.

[DarrenSV650S]

I HAVE TOFFEE APPLE CIDER!!! woooo.
Oh I seriously ferkin hate you girth ya *****!!!!!

What's it like?

[Milky Bar Kid]

yum, Toffee Apple Cider! That sounds lush!!

Gav--won't be that when I get fed and watered for free for the next two weeks, all I need to do is turn up to my physio sessions! And before anyone moans about taxpayers money, WE pay for it out of wages.

[Wideboy]

bluddy tax drainers!! i pay for that!!!

[Holdup]

I'm going out on the p**s tomorrow yayayayayayayayayayayay :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

bluddy tax drainers!! i pay for that!!!
Lol, new you would rise to that!

NO YOU DON'T! It is a charity subsidised by payments that our federation make and payments we all make out of our wages! And the Federation is paid for by payments we make out of our wages too....so basically.....we pay for it!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Actually you're the one who rose to it milky ;)

[Wideboy]

i bluddy pay for all that!!

hmm shall i watch platoon, saving private ryan or apocalypse now?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Lol, yah I know, it's not for you guys benefit, its for the anti Police lot on here. They would jump on tht!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Gav - Saving Private Ryan!

[DarrenSV650S]

i bluddy pay for all that!!

hmm shall i watch platoon, saving private ryan or apocalypse now?
No. You shall'nt

[Wideboy]

Gav - Saving Private Ryan!

its one of my fav films and i dont want to play it to death, plus reminds me of my grandpap as he landed on d-day (british)

[Holdup]

I vote private ryan as well

[Wideboy]

No. You shall'nt

no such word

[Milky Bar Kid]

Black Hawk Down....

[Wideboy]

Black Hawk Down....

its ****!!

was going to watch memphis bell but its sooo unrealistic

[Girth]

Oh I seriously ferkin hate you girth ya *****!!!!!

What's it like?


Its very very weird. Its sorta caramel tasting.

Got 4 bottles @ £1 each!!!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Its very very weird. Its sorta caramel tasting.

Got 4 bottles @ £1 each!!!!!
Good weird?

I had the brothers pear cider the other night and it was ****. I'm back on the kopparberg tonight

[Girth]

Good weird?

I had the brothers pear cider the other night and it was ****. I'm back on the kopparberg tonight

I'm drinking it still. Its very different and worth trying. I don't think i could drink it all night.

Did you have the normal pear or the festival pear?

[DarrenSV650S]

Normal. Tasted crap

[Girth]

Normal. Tasted crap

I had the festival pear cider and loved it.

You had strawberry yet?

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh the strawberry is really nice. It's like that fancy xmas stuff that isn't really alcohol

[Sally]

Mmmm oooooryt you sl@gs :)

Whos all out inyt> :P

[Milky Bar Kid]

My mum has just said......

"I was sleeping but I was trying to be awake!"

[Holdup]

Sally you p**s head!

Tomorrow for me