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T.wat F.uCK. See you next tuesday, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGH!
Why am I Scottish.
Guys, can you stop avoiding the swear filter please, that goes to everyone.
Ta
Wideboy
15-03-10, 02:04 PM
Tar for hugs, hugs back. your nice always giving out hugs
here linseed have another hug as the last one was needed
Lily - plenty more - in fact sending a super duper squishy rib popping one! ( blame V he started them last week)
MBK - but down south??? *whispers it full of those strange english people though - why do you think I moved*
I am the hugmeister !!
V - squashy Q hugs for Root canal - did you get sticker saying you were a brave wee boy LOLmaybe it was in the small print on the invoice! *Squishy hugs back*
gruntygiggles
15-03-10, 02:09 PM
Guys, can you stop avoiding the swear filter please, that goes to everyone.
Ta
Noted V.....and self slapped on back of hand ;-)
:lol: Well we dont want the heavyhanded police coming in issuing red cards and all that malarky :)
Milky Bar Kid
15-03-10, 02:11 PM
Guys, can you stop avoiding the swear filter please, that goes to everyone.
Ta
Sowwweeeeeee :(
Lily - plenty more - in fact sending a super duper squishy rib popping one! ( blame V he started them last week)
MBK - but down south??? *whispers it full of those strange english people though - why do you think I moved*
I am the hugmeister !!
Because I don't wanna stay up here. I have my reasons Q.
MBK, move down south, move down south...go on...go on. Its great down here. You are also forgiven. *Have a hug*
MBK - i know you do hun! Just trying to make you smirk ever so slightly. I not so good at that so have a hug instead ( i'm good at tea making but falls flat on a forum!)
gruntygiggles
15-03-10, 02:20 PM
MBK - i know you do hun! Just trying to make you smirk ever so slightly. I not so good at that so have a hug instead ( i'm good at tea making but falls flat on a forum!)
Not as good as me, lol. I make better tea for Nic than she makes herself!!!
oh and holdup, you got mugged off on thw postage, still not here
I know i checked saturday and saw you hadnt recived it
Why is it a simple 30 minute job of cleaning up my calipers turned into a 4 hour job because the dust seals had popped out again! :smt067
Milky Bar Kid
15-03-10, 02:39 PM
Not as good as me, lol. I make better tea for Nic than she makes herself!!!
This is most true. Cheryl makes the bestest tea in the whole wide world!
MBK - i know you do hun! Just trying to make you smirk ever so slightly. I not so good at that so have a hug instead ( i'm good at tea making but falls flat on a forum!)Dont ever let that stop you. Back in the hayday of the megathread we built an entire lesiure complex with swimming pools, bars, its own private race track, and Mistresses Tara and AmandaM and thier Naughty Wardrobe...oh the days!
So virtual Tea is just as good
Milky Bar Kid
15-03-10, 02:42 PM
Wow!!! V - that sounds like.......AMAZING!!! Innit?!?
Did it have a yacht n everything???
I know i checked saturday and saw you hadnt recived it
Why is it a simple 30 minute job of cleaning up my calipers turned into a 4 hour job because the dust seals had popped out again! :smt067Dude, i need to show you how to take off, strip, clean, put back together and bleed a set of calipers in an hour. When you take off the dust seals, chuck them in a boilng hot cap of water, they go back to thier original shape, its well cool.
Wow!!! V - that sounds like.......AMAZING!!! Innit?!?
Did it have a yacht n everything???
I dont think we had a Yacht, but a private race track with every sportsbike/superbike/hyper bike you could think of and free fix n repiar service, its was well...wicked init! We also had Jaccuzzis.
Dude, i need to show you how to take off, strip, clean, put back together and bleed a set of calipers in an hour. When you take off the dust seals, chuck them in a boilng hot cap of water, they go back to thier original shape, its well cool.
Or you can do them next time :p
They were new seals in the summer as well! oh well, least they are back in place now, i thought about the boiling water but they wernt mishaped so i thought meh, put them back in, bit of olive oil as i dont have any red rubber, jobs a good'un, just got to put the fluid back in tomorrow now :thumright:
Milky Bar Kid
15-03-10, 02:47 PM
Yeaaahh!! Jacuzziiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! I like it!
Anyway, I need a shower and I need to iron my jeans. Goodbye all.....x
hmm jacuzzi's greath hydrotherapy for my knackered back
Yeaaahh!! Jacuzziiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! I like it!
Anyway, I need a shower and I need to iron my jeans. Goodbye all.....xYou iron Jeans???!!!!???!!!!
hmm jacuzzi's greath hydrotherapy for my knackered backHow about a massage?
Talking of which, there were these wired massage machines in Westfield yesterday. They look like floatation tanks, but your head sits outside and you lay in what looks like a giant condom. You then get blasted with what is basically a jest wash, up and down your back. You control the movement, and intensity all whilst fully clothed and you stay dry, mad it was!
Like massages too but still weary of people playing with my back just in case
TheOnlyNemesis
15-03-10, 03:58 PM
Thats one of the reasons i want to do some advanced training, i know i should of gone for the rear brake and should of been gong slower for the corner, considering its caught me out many times before, my line was good i was close to the white line as possible but the car made me panic and i went for the front brake, you learn from your mistakes though :(
quoting old post but if your serious about a course and wanna make a day of it, me and my cousin will be doing one in the summer and if you book in groups it is cheaper. and afternoon all
Just a nice gentle one then, i promisse not to walk up and down on it ;)
Or you can do them next time :pMy rates are reasonable, so youre on :)
Just a nice gentle one then, i promisse not to walk up and down on it ;)
okay then I might even smile!!
hunni!! I don't so that's no good for me if you find one Can i borrow it MR 308 is due for one
gruntygiggles
15-03-10, 04:54 PM
What's up Lil?
honeslty I don't know.... been down and can't be bothered since yesterday afternoon.
and just when I want to go home and sit on the sofa and doing sweet fa, drew's father is coming to visit, which means I have to be nice and talk
afternoon - Lily i know how you feel, we haven't told anyone we are back home yet in case they want to visit tonight we've been up north all weekend, we feel knackered and drained and we just wan to veg out
fizzwheel
15-03-10, 05:12 PM
GSXR passed its MOT today, just need to get a new rear tyre to replace the horribly squared off one on there and then all set for spring and summer and I am going to ride it more this year than I did last.
gruntygiggles
15-03-10, 05:32 PM
honeslty I don't know.... been down and can't be bothered since yesterday afternoon.
and just when I want to go home and sit on the sofa and doing sweet fa, drew's father is coming to visit, which means I have to be nice and talk
MuhWaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh and lots of bigs being sent to you chick....many many Grunty cuggles :-)
GSXR passed its MOT today, just need to get a new rear tyre to replace the horribly squared off one on there and then all set for spring and summer and I am going to ride it more this year than I did last.
glad it passed fizz
DarrenSV650S
15-03-10, 07:03 PM
Is it the weekend yet?
hang on I'll just check the calender .........
....... no it's still only monday
I've got my car's mot on friday and I think it might need two new tyres. :(
Wideboy
15-03-10, 07:22 PM
holly crappamoolly, started spraying but i think most of it has gone onto my brain!!! pounding head :smt120
DarrenSV650S
15-03-10, 07:27 PM
*Use only in a well ventilated area*
Wideboy
15-03-10, 07:34 PM
yeah i know but the gun lets off a **** load of spray and it sits in the air for ages, i was stood on the driveway waiting for it to blow out, had my respirator on
got everything covered in two coats except one rear LH pannel and one LH bikini panel as i dropped them and had to re-prep them :mad:. the hugger came out perfect so that ready for lacquer everything else needs a light rub down and one more coat
DarrenSV650S
15-03-10, 07:39 PM
Oooh you've got a proper spray gun??
I've only used aerosols
Paul the 6th
15-03-10, 07:40 PM
going out time
ciao bella! bueno notte x
Wideboy
15-03-10, 07:44 PM
Oooh you've got a proper spray gun??
I've only used aerosols
yeah full shebang mate
going out time
ciao bella! bueno notte x
bye bye xxx
DarrenSV650S
15-03-10, 07:47 PM
going out time
ciao bella! bueno notte x
Drink some drink for me
Wideboy
15-03-10, 07:49 PM
how about no
Didnt spray gun mine as didnt have a water filter for the compressor, typicly got one now...
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 07:51 PM
Evening all !
Wideboy
15-03-10, 07:53 PM
i gots a 500L direct drive industrial compressor and it only cost me 50 quid :D
HUUUUUHHH!!!! fresh blood in the megathread!! hello!! *pokes with finger*
DarrenSV650S
15-03-10, 07:54 PM
Evening all !
Hi exclamation mark man:p
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 07:59 PM
oi stop poking the new guy :( and i like to express what i say !
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:01 PM
but its not often we get to talk to newbies!! they keep us locked away :hockey:
"!" Add the element of surprise or shock!!!!
they keep us locked away :hockey:
Locked away playing Hockey???
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:02 PM
i am not at all surprised or shocked
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:02 PM
stop posting when im posting!
stop posting when im posting!
I can do 2 posts in the time you do 1 - obviously!!!!
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:08 PM
yeah you tell her james!
and its a "yeah look at me im cool" smiley not a hockey smiley
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:08 PM
you doing it again!!
Who said i was talking to Amanda
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:09 PM
i did so STFU
the smilie is called "hockey"
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:09 PM
haha i kinda of understand why your locked up ive already been "approached" by some of you lot haha...
and as for shocked well maybe ill have to say type something shocking .... "electrics when wet!!!!"
*goes and gets coat*
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:10 PM
yeah but they dont know that! :hockey:
Hahahahaha - just good timing I guess
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:10 PM
and as for shocked well maybe ill have to say type something shocking .... "electrics when wet!!!!"
*goes and gets coat*
ahh geez *slaps forehead*
"electrics when wet!!!!"
*goes and gets coat*
OK - the new guys freaking me out!!! :smt088
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:11 PM
and again......... you stalking me?
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:11 PM
ahh geez *slaps forehead*
Slapper ...:-P
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:11 PM
ok im gona shut up for 5 mins and see what happens
Right mini-me's to get to bed - see yaz in a mo ....
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:12 PM
ok ive cleared the place in 3-4 posts... record?
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:13 PM
its ok i can talk for a min, the post stalker is AFK :)
Slapper ...:-P
who told you that!! they were lying!!
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:14 PM
the one who we dare not say told me...
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:17 PM
was a **** harry potter ref ... i do apologise... i was made to watch it :(
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:17 PM
im lost here, think i still got paint in my brain
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:21 PM
was a **** harry potter ref ... i do apologise... i was made to watch it :(
WTF?! :confused:
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:22 PM
the one who we dare not say told me...
WTF?! :confused:
:)
ok ive cleared the place in 3-4 posts... record?
Nope - regularly happens in mega. People post then get distracted elsewhere :rolleyes:
Hello by the way :p
Hel....
Oh look
a kitty
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sidebox-Kitten-Thinks-R.jpg
I like your pussy, incredible urge to stroke it!!!
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:28 PM
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/mrnofrog.jpeg
And hello :)
I like your pussy, incredible urge to stroke it!!!
:p
Oh yea Amanda did you like Peter?
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:29 PM
tut smut and now pussy photo's :rolleyes:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/mrnofrog.jpeg
And hello :)
errrrr.... I aint touching that!
Yeah Peter DID make my day better, thanks
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:36 PM
i felt this would fit in :) i can look at motivational posters all day!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/motivated-funny-11.jpg?w=500&h=400
The new mcvities biscuit advert ftw!
dizzyblonde
15-03-10, 08:40 PM
Ok who wants DIzzee disease?, I can sneeze on you and you can have it for freeee:smt088
No thanks already got a cough i cant shift
dizzyblonde
15-03-10, 08:43 PM
Are you sure? I could bottle it up and send it in the post!
I can only handle one thing at once
Can't do barf and sneeze at the same time :-(
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:44 PM
nah i think we're good DB :lol:
Im sure thanks, thank you for the offer tho :p
dizzyblonde
15-03-10, 08:46 PM
ok....never mind :-(
Wideboy
15-03-10, 08:49 PM
and there's the death of the megathread right there
;)
Sky rockets in flight.....
Tom_the_great
15-03-10, 08:51 PM
Xbox time soon methinks
Anything good?
COD?
FIFA?
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