View Full Version : The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!
Cymraeg_Atodeg
09-11-09, 10:11 PM
Je vous dis adieu
Alors bon au revoir je dirai
Wideboy
09-11-09, 10:12 PM
So is that Girth?? aka Gary?
Whos next to Gavin?
bluefishman
Cymraeg_Atodeg
09-11-09, 10:12 PM
look at the side of my tshirt, that used to fit me perfect 8-[
Size or side?
Wideboy
09-11-09, 10:13 PM
Alors bon au revoir je dirai
s'en aller :lol:
Wideboy
09-11-09, 10:13 PM
Size or side?
size
Bored now :(
yeah me too........... what can we do now!!! :confused:
On the up side - Gary Glitter is about to be executed on 4
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:16 PM
Spaced is on Dave
Cymraeg_Atodeg
09-11-09, 10:17 PM
s'en aller :lol:
radin
yeah me too........... what can we do now!!! :confused:
Well ;)
we could talk :p
Wideboy
09-11-09, 10:18 PM
radin
:confused:
we could talk :p
Thought we were already doing that ....... 8-[
Ok, take the p**s out of some one? or we doing that as well?
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:25 PM
So, what colour is everyone's toothbrush anyway?
Wideboy
09-11-09, 10:27 PM
pffffffft
hello james ;)
So, what colour is everyone's toothbrush anyway?
Blue and white Oral B electric but I have a white cap on my toothbrush head!!! :grin:
Gary Glitter has been hung from the neck until dead!!!!!
..... if only
hello james ;)
Only just noticed im here?
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:35 PM
Only just noticed im here?
No, he wants to bum you
Wideboy
09-11-09, 10:36 PM
Only just noticed im here?
koooeyy!! :smt052
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:38 PM
I just opened a bottle of cider but it fized up so I put it in my mouth to try catch it but it fized up even more and exploded out my mouth, then I started choking and had to spit the rest out! So now I'm covered in strawberry cider!
Gary Glitter has been hung from the neck until dead!!!!!
..... if only
I agree with that.
Why havent we hung him yet?
I just opened a bottle of cider but it fized up so I put it in my mouth to try catch it but it fized up even more and exploded out my mouth, then I started choking and had to spit the rest out! So now I'm covered in strawberry cider!
PICS!!!!!! now!!!!!!
I just opened a bottle of cider but it fized up so I put it in my mouth to try catch it but it fized up even more and exploded out my mouth, then I started choking and had to spit the rest out! So now I'm covered in strawberry cider!
That has all the prospects of becoming wrong...
I just opened a bottle of cider but it fized up so I put it in my mouth to try catch it but it fized up even more and exploded out my mouth, then I started choking and had to spit the rest out! So now I'm covered in strawberry cider!
Thats soooooo just gave me a mahoooosive semi.
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:43 PM
my trousers are all wet and sticky
Do you want to see my massive semi?
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:44 PM
holdup might
:wink: wheres Amanda gone? she seems reasonably sane
Here, take a look................
http://images04.olx.ca/ui/1/85/85/15238085_1.jpg
Do you want to see my massive semi?
Fark it I would !!!! Haven't seen one for 3 weeks..... :D
DAM!!! You Semi tease ........ Grr
Fark it I would !!!! Haven't seen one for 3 weeks..... :D
You have PM.
Fark it I would !!!! Haven't seen one for 3 weeks..... :D
3 weeks...
You poor woman, how do you cope?
holdup might
Holdup will ;)
Keep up....
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:48 PM
Keep up....
That's what she said!!!!! :grin:
That's what he said!!!!! :grin:
:smt052
Bless him he works hard. I gotta take what I can get, otherwise its the finger bingo in the bathroom :D
PM'd again.
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:51 PM
Bless him he works hard. I gotta take what I can get, otherwise its the finger bingo in the bathroom :D
:smt082
I really like you amanda
You have PM.
No I don't but now I have PMT .... Private Message Tension as I dunno whether I should or not or if I should wait and see if it arrives 8-[
Bless him he works hard. I gotta take what I can get, otherwise its the finger bingo in the bathroom :D
I am actually decked. Finger bingo. That is going in my sig.
Works hard as in..
Works in works in employment hard, or works hard? ;)
OMG !!!! Living 2 has live c0ck .......... no semis though :(
Seen some already tonight and laughed
No I don't but now I have PMT .... Private Message Tension as I dunno whether I should or not or if I should wait and see if it arrives 8-[
Drop the T, its time for PM.
Brahma beer, its Brazillian, anyone tried it?
it's amazing..
Bloody **** lickers with their cider.. Womans drink. No offence Amanda.
Seen some already tonight and laughed
Looking at yourself in the mirror naked again?
Looking at yourself in the mirror naked again?
No i saw a picture of you...
He works in employment hard and is tired. Alot of early starts so early nights.
Woe is me! huh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5TGMWNEPo
Fookin tune, if your intrested...
Mmm need to get that sorted, he should never be too tired for some things..
there is no excuse, you can't so no to a woman in need.
I really need to stop midweek drinking.
Brahma beer, its Brazillian, anyone tried it?
it's amazing..
Bloody **** lickers with their cider.. Womans drink. No offence Amanda.
None taken, I'm with you. Someone says cider and I hear "White Lightening". Sorry but there is no way of making cider anymore than a teenagers wet dream of a drink.......
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 10:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5TGMWNEPo
Fookin tune, if your intrested...
I'm really liking this just now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54MxvlKRu3g
I really need to stop midweek drinking.
Say that again and i will come to scotland and slap you! mid week drinking is the best :D
Wideboy
09-11-09, 11:00 PM
**** **** **** **** **** ***** **** **** **** ****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5TGMWNEPo
Fookin tune, if your intrested...
Thats $hit.
I'm really liking this just now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54MxvlKRu3g
That is also good!
Along with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho_UaBxZJKo
I'm really into these at the moment.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0TLVJ9HUq8
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 11:03 PM
Did you get my pm amanda
Did you get my pm amanda
+1
I even trawl my pc to find that pic of me and my semi.
Ahhh loved the PM's guys. Was starting to forget what a semi and a large c0ck looked like. Now I am satisfied, thanks
Guys, aren't there girls off the org without lads? ;)
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 11:05 PM
Glad to be of service
Bah link failed due to swear filter.
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 11:08 PM
i never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance
Freaks
Hahaha all in good faith and nothing rude!!! Don't worry, I am still the vision of purity :smt084
Other half in bed now so time for the chick flick to come out.
NOOOO I'm not talking finger bingo again .... Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Gotta love that blonde guy in it? Thingy whats-his-name
Hahaha all in good faith and nothing rude!!! Don't worry, I am still the vision of purity :smt084
Your not a freak, just them 2 weirdos
Other half in bed now so time for the chick flick to come out.
NOOOO I'm not talking not finger bingo again .... Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Gotta love that blonde guy in it? Thingy whats-his-name
I was just gonna say is that a euthamism for something else.
Owen Wilson?
I only guess because hes blonde and in a film I just seen, Behind Enemy Lines.
Ummm - Dang whats his name.....
Ooooooo The suspense of a name ..... credits just coming up
Matthew McConaughty - had to bliddy rewind twice to get the spelling!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0821640/
take your pick
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 11:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_of_Girlfriends_Past#Cast
What the hell, everyone else has.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_...ends_Past#Cast (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_of_Girlfriends_Past#Cast)
My rooms a f**kin tip, who's going to tidy it up for me?
My rooms a f**kin tip, who's going to tidy it up for me?
Helllllllloooooooooooooo!
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 11:20 PM
My rooms a f**kin tip, who's going to tidy it up for me?
You! bitch
get on with it
Bah I wana go out.
bored.
Off for a smoke, brb xx
My rooms a f**kin tip, who's going to tidy it up for me?
How much do you pay for something like that???
I thought the women set those rates :wink:
Well before we can start any kind of negotiations I have to know you can afford me??
How do I stop smoking?
Hides your lighters and turn off the gas.
How do I stop smoking?
You stop raising your cancer ridden, breath stinking, teeth browning, fag filled fingers to your mouth - is usually a good start (Can you telling Im a non-smoker)??
I can light it using the cooker thingy.
I can light it using the cooker thingy.
Didn't think they have proper electricity up there yet......
You stop raising your cancer ridden, breath stinking, teeth browning, fag filled fingers to your mouth - is usually a good start (Can you telling Im a non-smoker)??
Yeah, I want to stop, its just hard.. :(
Goes ok, till I start drinking..
which is alot.
Well before we can start any kind of negotiations I have to know you can afford me??
Ive got sweeties, will they do?
Didn't think they have proper electricity up there yet......
It's electric and I have gas hobs. Hah
DarrenSV650S
09-11-09, 11:33 PM
People smoke because they want to. If they wanted to quit they would.
You obviously don't really want to quit sally
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