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Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 01:53 PM
Yeh, I bet it sucks. you just gotta keep trying tho

Bibio
23-02-10, 01:53 PM
Because i cant get a job

you and millions of other people m8, so dont feel to dis-hearted. just keep trying. you'll get one if you try hard enough.

Quedos
23-02-10, 01:53 PM
I'm back!! quick visit to vets well not that quick got taken 45 mins late due to 2 emergencies but happy with that ( been there myself with the dog)
the verdict we live to fight another day (well we have anti biotics) Any one remember the how to give a cat a pill.
I'll have new version by tomorrow

lily
23-02-10, 01:55 PM
I cant be ar$ed


well I'm sorry to say but they are going to have the same attitude about you!

Drew has been with 9 agencies now for a year and is still in the same job... however he calls all of them EVERY week, or drops them an email to ask whats coming up, is the job market picking up... and because he has that attitude when they find out something THEY contact him....


may seem nasty what I'm saying James and I do not mean it to be.... but why should they bother with you, when you can't with them!

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 01:55 PM
Hey Q! Hows you?

Bibio
23-02-10, 01:55 PM
I cant be ar$ed

i know its the wrong attitude but its just depressing and **** 8 months ago i left college...

your not trying hard enough. or you are suffering from lethargy.

maybe a career change is in order?

Holdup
23-02-10, 01:58 PM
well I'm sorry to say but they are going to have the same attitude about you!

Drew has been with 9 agencies now for a year and is still in the same job... however he calls all of them EVERY week, or drops them an email to ask whats coming up, is the job market picking up... and because he has that attitude when they find out something THEY contact him....


may seem nasty what I'm saying James and I do not mean it to be.... but why should they bother with you, when you can't with them!

I know Lily and im admitting it

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 01:59 PM
get off ur **** laddy and sort ya self out EBM insists of it

lily
23-02-10, 01:59 PM
I know Lily and im admitting it

right ok....

make a list of the agencies you are with....... give them a call! NOW! Tell them you are still looking and wondered if they have anything new on there books?!

Otherwise I'll set gavin and gary on you ;):smt079

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:02 PM
Proper not looking forward to being unemployed.
keep trying laddo, if you keep that attitude you'll quickly drop rankings to somewhere below students! :puker:

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 02:04 PM
Proper not looking forward to being unemployed.
keep trying laddo, if you keep that attitude you'll quickly drop rankings to somewhere below students! :puker:

god the student bashing on this site is atrocious
:geek:

lily
23-02-10, 02:05 PM
I miss being a student.... always use to like my loan payment!

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:06 PM
god the student bashing on this site is atrocious
:geek:
filthy tax dodger

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 02:07 PM
filthy tax dodger

You're just jealous :smt079

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:08 PM
On plus side i spent £232 on new bike gear today

actually thats bad...

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 02:09 PM
ahhh, what bits u get

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:10 PM
Jacket gloves and trousers

Oh and Lily re tyre thread

ill just add some more $$$ onto the bike

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 02:10 PM
your's got mashed did they?

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 02:11 PM
I was a student in Dundee at Uni and I remember walking from the hospital back to halls with my friend who had been robbed and this car full of neds threw bottles of juice at us and screamed abuse that we were tax dodgers - they were clearly dole scum!

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 02:12 PM
this is bristol, almost everyone is a student so we don'tt get that

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:12 PM
You're just jealous :smt079
indeed I wish I smelled of farts and ate 9p noodles 3 times a day :mad:

:p


I really am sick of seeing so much tax leave my pay cheque and going straight into the pockets of scum :(

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 02:15 PM
Oh, i eat better food that noodles, and i clean does that make me an odd student. And i not scum :-(

Viney
23-02-10, 02:15 PM
My back now hurts! I hate this working lark! Well i dont mind hard work, but its mental in here now there is only one of me and im not allowed to get help in anymore! I truly have had enough. James, if you are bored mate, come and give me a hand...FOC of course :)

Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 02:16 PM
this car park is ****ing ridiculous. holdup I got a brand new bridgestone bt016 (iirc) sat in the shed if you're in need of a rear tyre

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:17 PM
Oh, i eat better food that noodles, and i clean does that make me an odd student. And i not scum :-(

No the last line in favour of being a non-tax paying student, scum being the familys of 20 with no intention of getting a job that you get round these parts.

Yes you are an odd student :) Most my mates are students, I couldn't live like them! fag/spliff ends in every carpet and takeaways n' beer cans everywhere!

Quedos
23-02-10, 02:18 PM
hey MBK - I'm fine - though had a wee burst of work to do there - hows you these days?
HU - its hard I've been there and theres nothing more soul destroying but do keep phoning the agencies it works shows them that you are interested and you have a good attitude which mean you could get first cut of new jobs.
I loved being a student - i was one of the last to get the student grants so had my fours years paid for. no loan payments its great and I didn't work while I was there
yup students are great

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 02:20 PM
No the last line in favour of being a non-tax paying student, scum being the familys of 20 with no intention of getting a job that you get round these parts.

Yes you are an odd student :) Most my mates are students, I couldn't live like them! fag/spliff ends in every carpet and takeaways n' beer cans everywhere!

Flat stays relatively clean, i shower every mornin, not drank alcohol in over a month as can't afford it, stopped buying takeaways as much as can't afford it.

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:21 PM
Oi Lily

you there?

lily
23-02-10, 02:22 PM
WHAT!..... a girl does have to work!

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 02:23 PM
Q - same old, same old! Only got one set of shifts til I go to GG's though and then I get to meet you n Lily at Jens! Woo!

lily
23-02-10, 02:24 PM
Q - same old, same old! Only got one set of shifts til I go to GG's though and then I get to meet you n Lily at Jens! Woo!

really?

WoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:28 PM
WHAT!..... a girl does have to work!

bb messenger

lily
23-02-10, 02:29 PM
you haven't sent me anything!

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:30 PM
...

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 02:32 PM
really?

WoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you not know i was going?

lily
23-02-10, 02:33 PM
Did you not know i was going?

No!

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 02:34 PM
I am not partaking in the girly girly dressy up stuff, but I will be there to laugh at you all!

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:35 PM
Fook sake ive only had one part arrive today and thats my clip on....

lily
23-02-10, 02:36 PM
I am not partaking in the girly girly dressy up stuff, but I will be there to laugh at you all!

Who said I was ;)

I'm going for LONDON! :-D

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 02:38 PM
I don't think GG n me will be there then, think we are coming on the Fri ngiht/ Sat morning...although, I cannot confirm this!

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:38 PM
Dont wanna go there

Viney works there

Wideboy
23-02-10, 02:41 PM
Lol at some of the comments in this thread

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:43 PM
shut up

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:50 PM
Lol at some of the comments in this thread
such as?:smt111

Wideboy
23-02-10, 02:51 PM
erm no i work therefor i have the right

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:53 PM
I work so

shut up

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:53 PM
:o

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:54 PM
+ this new black eyed peas song is absolute she height, then again so are their other 2 songs which have been in the charts for 10 years...

lily
23-02-10, 02:55 PM
Holdup.... you are the only person I know that moans about not having money as no full time job yet!!!! Has spent £140 on new tyres on a bike sells and £250 on new bike gear!..... causing me to say

WTF HOW?

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:57 PM
I was bout to say the same!
I work full time yet still buy lottery callipers off yorkie chris for £20 then spend half a day getting them apart!

Holdup
23-02-10, 02:58 PM
! i havent spent the 140 yet

2 thats on account

3 i need the gear

4 i reckon im going to have the bike till june july any way

Dave20046
23-02-10, 02:59 PM
in fairness you will probably eat that rear by then

Holdup
23-02-10, 03:00 PM
bored now

Dave20046
23-02-10, 03:02 PM
do something then

Drew Carey
23-02-10, 03:03 PM
Why is that you work like stink for people then get bent over and royally ****** up the **** :smt013

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 03:05 PM
This is the moaning thread today. I am thinking of something postable to moan about..

Quedos
23-02-10, 03:06 PM
because dear drew thats life and therefore we enjoy our bikes even more

I just got a full chocolate malteaser - is it wrong to be disappointed as that fact

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 03:08 PM
Wtf is a full chocolate malteaser????????????????????????????????

Quedos
23-02-10, 03:10 PM
a malteaser with no honeycomb - just a chocolate ball - cue South Park song!

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 03:11 PM
Ahhhh, that was an MBK moment wasnt it??

Quedos
23-02-10, 03:12 PM
Nah i think it was down to me not providing an accurate description

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 03:13 PM
I feel stupid now! I am going to go and buy my dad some more bird food before he shoots me for not gatting it again today and then I am going to go and purchase LOADS of sweeties and stuff...! YAY!

Quedos
23-02-10, 03:19 PM
what yu buying - make me feel jealous -
Tesco have the natural confectionery co on cheap 69p for jelly snakes - they are great!!!
have a packet of quavers for me - thats why iwent to the machine in the first place but didn't have any

Dave20046
23-02-10, 03:20 PM
what yu buying - make me feel jealous -
Tesco have the natural confectionery co on cheap 69p for jelly snakes -
I'm there

Quedos
23-02-10, 03:21 PM
see a man with taste!!!

Wideboy
23-02-10, 03:23 PM
I have something to moan about, wheres my bluddy parcel's

Dave20046
23-02-10, 03:28 PM
I have something to moan about, wheres my bluddy parcel's
at the sorting office - that's where mine bloody are. sheffield's wank, once you've not received your parcels because the post dude or dudette doesn't come til' 2pm you have to wait 48hours! to be allowed to collect them.

Dave20046
23-02-10, 03:29 PM
Cheers Q - I like the adverts too :smt053

Bring on the trumpets!

Wideboy
23-02-10, 03:31 PM
Mines taken 2 weeks to arrive from aberdeen and derbyshire

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 03:42 PM
cause they know it's you gav :-)

Wideboy
23-02-10, 03:46 PM
Yeah i bet, im gona have to go all john rambo

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 03:57 PM
oh yeah that's hawt

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 04:13 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHH! Feck sake! Dropped my fecking phone and I have broken it. all i got is a white screen now !!!!!!!!!!!!

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 04:16 PM
insurance?

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 04:17 PM
yeh, its only a week old

lily
23-02-10, 04:21 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHH! Feck sake! Dropped my fecking phone and I have broken it. all i got is a white screen now !!!!!!!!!!!!

hence no reply!

sorry only just got out of a meeting!

peterco
23-02-10, 04:22 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHH! Feck sake! Dropped my fecking phone and I have broken it. all i got is a white screen now !!!!!!!!!!!!

That will be a quashed bramble then.

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 04:27 PM
New one coming tomorrow!

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 04:32 PM
these new phones are crap, slight drop and they have a hissy fit

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 04:33 PM
It really was a slight drop, wasn't even from any height, only a couple of foot and it ws in its case!

Viney
23-02-10, 04:35 PM
My Sony has been kicked,d ropped, fell down the stairs etc and still keeps come back for more :) All my Sonys have been the same. I have a feeling that what saves them is the fact the slightest drop and the battery falls out, therefore cutting power to the bits that may die when dropped!

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 04:37 PM
I am not impressed. Means I have to use my t*at of a nokia tonight meantime!

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 04:40 PM
exactly, i throw my phone about and the screen is fine.

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 04:41 PM
Never had a phone break after a drop, only even had a phone break when I threw it really hard against a wall whilst having a tantrum!

Viney
23-02-10, 04:43 PM
I am not impressed. Means I have to use my t*at of a nokia tonight meantime!Well you dont have to call me tonight so thats to much of a trauma ;)

Thorwing phones in a tantrum! Hmm. I usually aim for something soft!

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 04:44 PM
haha! If I have a proper tantrum and I have something in my hand, I throw it as hard as I physically can. Once did it with a full 500ml bottle of coke....was not a pretty sight. It didn't skoosh me thankfully!

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 04:47 PM
lol, the amount of times i broke controllers for xbox from being crap is not funny

Viney
23-02-10, 04:49 PM
You lot need to chill out..sheeeesh!

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 05:05 PM
I am mega upset with this whole situation. Humph.

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 05:11 PM
I am mega upset with this whole situation. Humph.

:grouphug:

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 05:14 PM
Thanks!

Dave20046
23-02-10, 05:19 PM
orger's I'm hooooooome

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 05:20 PM
Hey Dave, need to give me sympathy for breaking my blackberry... :(

Dave20046
23-02-10, 05:21 PM
Ah great you can get a htc no....
..erm :( sorry to hear that mbk. Got insuranceypoos?

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 05:22 PM
Yeh, got one arriving tomorrow thankfully. It's only just over a week old! DOH!

Dave20046
23-02-10, 05:23 PM
Yeh, got one arriving tomorrow thankfully. It's only just over a week old! DOH!
mega doh. you'll have to mbk-proof the new one. Got any bubblewrap?

TheOnlyNemesis
23-02-10, 05:25 PM
This may sound really odd but if you plan to steal someones pet is it a crime???

Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 05:26 PM
The word steal should give it away..

Dave20046
23-02-10, 05:26 PM
don't think so

Dave20046
23-02-10, 05:26 PM
The word steal should give it away..
shhh you, hilarity to follow!