The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Milky Bar Kid]

i cant sleep and my head hurts.

[TheOnlyNemesis]

take some medication and a hot coco always helps

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tried that. And now had some vodka. Hopefully that helps too!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

alcohol never works in small amounts, gotta go all or nothing

[Milky Bar Kid]

I works in small amounts if you were nightshift last night and have only had 2 hrs sleep. Then a sniff of vodka is enough1

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Shifts are the devil

[TheOnlyNemesis]

might try for an early night, stupid uni tomoz. Nite org

[Bibio]

e'vnin my loverlys...............

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning all! I have the cold :(

[Tara]

morning MBK me too :( I am taking mu baby to baby bounce and rhyme at the library in a bit

[Milky Bar Kid]

T, that sounds fun! Can I come??

[lily]

morning, it's friday people!

[Milky Bar Kid]

LILY!!!! Waiting on my BB to arrive...then I can annoy you!! YAY!

[widepants]

morning Lil.Day off today :-)

[lily]

LILY!!!! Waiting on my BB to arrive...then I can annoy you!! YAY!

you need to find out my BB pin first! ;-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Which you will obviously tell me...

[lily]

it's on my facebook page! ;-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Meh, will look when it arrives. I hate having the cold. Not had one for ages!

[Viney]

Morning Ladies :kiss:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning Viney!

[widepants]

Im not a ladeeeeey

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Im not a ladeeeeey

yes u r and mornin

[Mej]

lol

[widepants]

yes u r and mornin
right outside now.....and dont you dare to put bricks in your handbag:D

[Viney]

Im not a ladeeeeeyAny port in a storm

[widepants]

Any port in a storm
phone number sent via PM

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yay! My BB has arrived!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

right outside now.....and dont you dare to put bricks in your handbag:D

am i allowed back in now?

[widepants]

go on then.
you bring the chips and I'll brink the steak and kidley puds

[TheOnlyNemesis]

yummy, but i havn't had breakfast yet. don't wanna ruin my appetite

[Paul the 6th]

Yay! My BB has arrived!

wow nic you look really cool with your raspberry! I once saw a mental person talking into a calculator :)

http://www.blackberrycool.com/wp-content/uploads/blackberry-fail-cropped.jpg

p.s. it's still not fraud... :thumleft:

[Viney]

phone number sent via PMCheers mate. An 0898 number, cool.

I cant stand Blackberries. Keys too small for my sausage fingers.

[Holdup]

Morning all, never fear i am here

[Viney]

Oh God *Hides*

[lily]

Oh God *Hides*

took the words right out of my mouth!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

there goes the neighbourhood

[Holdup]

Im upset now

[lily]

good

[Holdup]

:o

[TheOnlyNemesis]

how's the oap's back today?

[lily]

it only hurt cause he didn't want to work! :-P

[Holdup]

Mines fine thanks, not sure about Vineys though ask him

[TheOnlyNemesis]

it only hurt cause he didn't want to work! :-P

rhey reduce his dole payments if he has to work :D

[widepants]

Oh God *Hides*
do you also believe in the tooth fairy,gnomes and cloud cuckoo land full of fluffy pink animals :smt101

[Holdup]

rhey reduce his dole payments if he has to work :D

At least i have a job Mr Student

[TheOnlyNemesis]

At least i have a job Mr Student

i have a job, its called being a student, it is very difficult ill have you know

[Holdup]

Sitting around, doing f all getting up at 5pm maybe attending a lecture what course do you even do any way

[lily]

Sitting around, doing f all getting up at 5pm

how does that change from your day..... let me summerise yours.....


sitting round, doing f all get up when I want.... then go to a school for 3pm do a bit of cleaning and then come home! :rolleyes::p

[Holdup]

how does that change from your day..... let me summerise yours.....


sitting round, doing f all get up when I want.... then go to a school for 3pm do a bit of cleaning and then come home! :rolleyes::p

Apart from i get up at 8 because i choose to and on saturdays i work all day thank you

[lily]

Apart from i get up at 8 because i choose to and on saturdays i work all day thank you

;)

[Holdup]

I doooooo

[Viney]

Im upset nowWould we know? Never seen you smile, like ever ;) :lol: You are the Steven Seagal of the forum

[Holdup]

:-s

[widepants]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RhoiX9HEM_o/SlWWKGNJ4ZI/AAAAAAAAAMg/SEtaogV0Pkg/s400/seagal.jpg

[Wideboy]

james come work with me for the day i'll show you how its done. 7 till 5:30 most days 45 mins of break and full day of labour, if you loose concentration you loose a finger or hand so no slacking now

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Sitting around, doing f all getting up at 5pm maybe attending a lecture what course do you even do any way

was in shower, i do computer security which is fun and i attend some lectures but i miss a lot of them XD

[Holdup]

james come work with me for the day i'll show you how its done. 7 till 5:30 most days 45 mins of break and full day of labour, if you loose concentration you loose a finger or hand so no slacking now

I actualy would, i did resistant materials for GCSE and got C in it, and i made a nice little box as well

was in shower, i do computer security which is fun and i attend some lectures but i miss a lot of them XD

:rolleyes:

[TheOnlyNemesis]

yeah so no taking the **** or i'll hack you :smt024

[Holdup]

...

Doubt you could as im an it bod my self :)

[TheOnlyNemesis]

doubt i could either, my programming skills suck atm

[Holdup]

lol

Im a good it person though not a hacker

[TheOnlyNemesis]

If i ever get good at programming i wanna become a PENETRATION tester

[TheOnlyNemesis]

But on that note, i off to a Computer Crime and Digital Evidence lecture, byeeeeee

[Holdup]

lol bye

[Wideboy]

LUNCH TIME!!! whats everyone got today?

[lily]

chicken and bacon pasta!

[Wideboy]

Deep fill ham and cheese, packet of hulahoops, 2 penguins and some fridge raiders

[lily]

hungry?

[Wideboy]

Yeah eaten it all and im still peckish

[lily]

I've eaten one of the small pasta pots from tescos and I'm full.... got my apple for later tho just in case!

[Wideboy]

that is not enough

[lily]

it is!

[Wideboy]

It isnt

[lily]

for me it is!

[Holdup]

Pasta has lotsa energy

I had egg mayo nom nom nom

Ive just counted over £20 in 2p's, 10p's, 20p's and 5p's, still have loads of 5p's and 1p's to count though :(

[Viney]

Mines fine thanks, not sure about Vineys though ask himYeah mines wrecking today, thanks for the concern youngster

[Wideboy]

Back to work

[Viney]

LUNCH TIME!!! whats everyone got today?Just had a Chiken Escoplope and chips, covered in salad cream and lemon juice :) *Burp* Pardon me :) :smt037

[Bibio]

afternoon my loverlys.

[Holdup]

Afternoon Bibio

[Quedos]

AFternoon all

I'm offically on strike with a big two fingered salute to my employers

my works sucks, the elderly board are more concerned about P*** houses than staff and service and these are the people that represent the people - god help us all.

rant over

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hey Q. Will you send me a text please. Got a new phone and lost ur number. Ta x

[Quedos]

|MBK - will do when i sort out my phone

[lily]

awww that would be why your haven't replied to me

[Quedos]

Sorry L the phone has wiped the sim card and i'm still trying to get a replacement. this complete farce could make me move from orange after12 years!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I was with orange for years and then I got sick of their shocking customer service when I had a dodgey phone and it resulted in me moving to vodafone.

[lily]

don't tell me this.... I've just gone back to orange after the crapness that is O2

Q- it was only to ask if you were ok?

[Viney]

Office Politics sucks! I so could quite happily punch my customer out, i really could! The sooner we are out of here as a company the better.

[Milky Bar Kid]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaatchoooooooooooooooo!

[Viney]

Ewww, catch, kill it, bin it

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yeh, me did that. Hope none of you catch it from me!

[Viney]

Na its ok, i have virus protection.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Badoomtish!!!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Yay, uni finally over, and only fell asleep in one lecture.

[Wideboy]

RRRROOOAAAARRRR!!! tomorrow that exhaust bloke is dead! :smt067

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, did he fob you off again?

[Wideboy]

no the ****ing ***** told me to come back today and he's not even there, got a van and im picking it up tomorrow whether its done or not fed ****ing up with that *****

[Wideboy]

ps i apologise to all for my french, im pretty pee'd off at the min

[TheOnlyNemesis]

and breathe...tell his your concerns and try get it done for even cheaper and right there and then.

[Wideboy]

nope he has broke all the lines, the bike is getting put in my van and he's getting a piece of my mind........ either way the bike is coming home