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Just need a job paying 1k a month and flexible enough to work around police specials (if i get in)
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:32 PM
Just need a job paying 1k a month and flexible enough to work around police specials (if i get in)
Quite a low paying job then?
Quite a low paying job then?
I worked it out i can live on that much
I live at home with my parents
£1000 - £200 to pay of car ea month - £150 to save up for next years insurance each month - £110 rent - £20 phone bill
Gives me £500 odd quid a month to do with what i want :D
Gunna keep dreaming for a while though :(
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:37 PM
It is alright dude, I live by a simular scheme, I got about £600 spare at the end of the month after all my out goings, but, I always seem to spend it
Yea and what i dont spend, i can use to pay more off on my car :D then that will start to leave me with 700 a month and eventualy a new bike :p
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:42 PM
I am paying £273 p/month for my car till 1st June, then I am gonna be loaded per month, just in time to tour Europe, ha ha
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 08:43 PM
Would any garage buy a car with outstanding finance on it?
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:44 PM
Yes, but, they cost of the outstanding finance would be taken from the money they would give you for said car
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 08:45 PM
Yes, but, they cost of the outstanding finance would be taken from the money they would give you for said car
Ahh. So they'd probably give me nothing :(
I'm never getting finance ever again.
I am paying £273 p/month for my car till 1st June, then I am gonna be loaded per month, just in time to tour Europe, ha ha
Luckily i own mine out right but had to take £2700 out of my savings so im putting it back in monthly
Would any garage buy a car with outstanding finance on it?
Dunno, doubt it
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:47 PM
Ahh. So they'd probably give me nothing :(
I'm never getting finance ever again.
With mine now they would give me about £4,500, but, I'd rather keep the car
Luckily i own mine out right but had to take £2700 out of my savings so im putting it back in monthly
Dunno, doubt it
I didn't have £6.5k laying about when I needed mine, so, finance it was
i need to go on a diet.... i have put on a stone in weight since i left the hospital, that's 6 weeks. i have a spare tyre and starting to get frightened it might get worse and never see my manhood again. please help i'm running out of biscuits.
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 08:49 PM
I didn't have £6.5k laying about when I needed mine, so, finance it was
Same. But if I am doing it again I will save up and then buy it
Wideboy
10-12-09, 08:50 PM
i need to go on a diet.... i have put on a stone in weight since i left the hospital, that's 6 weeks. i have a spare tyre and starting to get frightened it might get worse and never see my manhood again. please help i'm running out of biscuits.
im eating a packet of biscuits a day....... but i have a fitness plan in action
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:50 PM
i need to go on a diet.... i have put on a stone in weight since i left the hospital, that's 6 weeks. i have a spare tyre and starting to get frightened it might get worse and never see my manhood again. please help i'm running out of biscuits.
One word for that... pansy!
Same. But if I am doing it again I will save up and then buy it
I know what you mean, but, my job now pays me more then my job did then
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 08:52 PM
i need to go on a diet.... i have put on a stone in weight since i left the hospital, that's 6 weeks. i have a spare tyre and starting to get frightened it might get worse and never see my manhood again. please help i'm running out of biscuits.
At work I used to get a roll in the morning (usually fried) and have crisps and a biscuit too. I had the same at lunch time. Then tea. Then I was always snacking in the evening.
Yesterday I had one roll for lunch (ham salad). Then tea. And had no snacks in the evening. I did the same today and surprisingly I'm not starving! I have lost a quarter of a stone in two days.
It's easy if you are determined
I'll be back to 10 and a half stone or less in no time!
im eating a packet of biscuits a day....... but i have a fitness plan in action
i'm eating a packet every cuppa. this no smoking malarkey is bleeding crap.
Wideboy
10-12-09, 08:55 PM
i'm eating a packet every cuppa. this no smoking malarkey is bleeding crap.
i do 20 press ups for one day every hour at work 140 in the working day, next day i change to 10 chin up every hour.................... 2 weeks in and noticed sweet **** all :lol:
I didn't have £6.5k laying about when I needed mine, so, finance it was
If i didnt have the cash id prob of kept my old banger, but that was gettin on my wick, i cant get a credit card so doubt i could get finance
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:55 PM
The easiest way to lose weight it so make sure you eat when you are hungry, but, little and often.
I used to have a big breakfast, sandwiches, crisps and such for lunch and a big dinner. I used to weight 17 1/2st, but, I now have a normal bowl of cereal for breakfast, a banana and an apple for break and lunch, respectively, and a normal dinner. Been a year and a half since I made the change and I now weight 11st 4lbs...
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 08:56 PM
i do 20 press ups for one day every hour at work 140 in the working day, next day i change to 10 chin up every hour.................... 2 weeks in and noticed sweet **** all :lol:
It will all be hiding under your fat. Loose weight and you'll see it
At work I used to get a roll in the morning (usually fried) and have crisps and a biscuit too. I had the same at lunch time. Then tea. Then I was always snacking in the evening.
Yesterday I had one roll for lunch (ham salad). Then tea. And had no snacks in the evening. I did the same today and surprisingly I'm not starving! I have lost a quarter of a stone in two days.
It's easy if you are determined
I'll be back to 10 and a half stone or less in no time!
you have met me and know how tall i am. i was 9.5 stone in the summer i have shot up to 11.5 stone. yup i look like a weeble..
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:58 PM
If i didnt have the cash id prob of kept my old banger, but that was gettin on my wick, i cant get a credit card so doubt i could get finance
I had a 1996 Rover 214SEi that had done about 120k miles. It's head-gasket had been replaced, I had changed the gear-box, clutch and suspention (myself) and the alternator had died on it. I was told it would cost £300 to fix and the car was worth £250 if scrapped, ha ha
Wideboy
10-12-09, 08:58 PM
It will all be hiding under your fat. Loose weight and you'll see it
im only 15st
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 08:59 PM
im only 15st
15st isn't "only"
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 08:59 PM
im only 15st
But you are shorter then me!
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:00 PM
im nearly 6ft 4 :confused: i remember you as being a short ****
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 09:01 PM
I must have been standing on a banking...
Maybe 15st and 6'4 is "only" then, ha ha
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:02 PM
well not 6 4 yet but nearly, i grown half an inch in like 6 months..... when does it stop?
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 09:03 PM
Depends on you pituitary gland
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:05 PM
well im sure i have one of those, i have been eating more
Cymraeg_Atodeg
10-12-09, 09:06 PM
Eating more is nothing to do with growth spurts... you nutter!
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:07 PM
Eating more is nothing to do with growth spurts... you nutter!
not strictly true, in an episode of the simpsons homer comments on how light lisa's holiday case is she replys "eh you must be getting stronger" he replys "well i have been eating more"
fact tv never lies!
I had a 1996 Rover 214SEi that had done about 120k miles. It's head-gasket had been replaced, I had changed the gear-box, clutch and suspention (myself) and the alternator had died on it. I was told it would cost £300 to fix and the car was worth £250 if scrapped, ha ha
Got my Astra for £1400 done about 92k miles, needed a new ecu £600 prior to that i tried a new throttle body £200 then at some point it had a new exahust full system (got it cheap cus my Dad works for an auto parts company) but still like £150 odd at MOT 2 front bushes and 2 rear coils (only one needed doing) then it had an oil leak and was drinking oil as well i think, 2 ltrs in 2000 miles! aircon wernt too good and needed a new clutch, sold it back to them for £1400 :p and gave them £2700 i think for my current car car
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:12 PM
nout wrong with astra's mines good as gold
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 09:16 PM
vauxhalls are for the gheys
nout wrong with astra's mines good as gold
Mine wasnt :(
looking through the bikeit catalouge ive found some rather lovely titax levers, and i can get them at trade :cool:
Mine wasnt :(
looking through the bikeit catalouge ive found some rather lovely titax levers, and i can get them at trade :cool:
have i ever told you i love you.
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:24 PM
have i ever told you i love you.
you told me you loved me!!
DarrenSV650S
10-12-09, 09:25 PM
Everyone loves holdup. He's the lovable little scamp you love to hate
yes but no but. your my toy wideass, its not love its lust... cmon, Holdup can get them at trade, ov coarse i'm gonna love him 'long time' if he wants.
In the shops they are £62 each lever
I just looked and i can get them at £37 each lever :p
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:31 PM
i can get them at trade, just the barsteward takes constant reminding to order them
i can get them at trade, just the barsteward takes constant reminding to order them
Lol, i wish i saw them yesterday as my Dad ordered our front paddock stand and bike straps to hold the bikes to the ramp weve got, and the parcel came today
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:35 PM
**** me its slow in here! comon i need to stay up past 12 keep me awake
C0ck (http://david.davies.name/weblog/images/2002/02/05/cockrel.jpg)
Will that help you?
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:41 PM
nah not into animal shaggin
widepants
10-12-09, 09:47 PM
nah not into animal shaggin
your avator makes u look bald wideboy
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:57 PM
your avator makes u look bald wideboy
i am bald........ and you can talk
Wideboy
10-12-09, 09:59 PM
evening all
no you go play with you guest i know when im not wanted!!
I just saw the last 5 minutes of rocknrolla
It looked good as well :(
no you go play with you guest i know when im not wanted!!
:(
its like salt is here without the pepper :(
Wideboy
10-12-09, 10:07 PM
:(
its like salt is here without the pepper :(
oh god!!........ whats that!!....... that tingly woshing sensation.............. no it cant be!!............... i actually loved :smt104
oh god!!........ whats that!!....... that tingly woshing sensation.............. no it cant be!!............... i actually loved :smt104
:kiss: you know you are!
Wideboy
10-12-09, 10:11 PM
are yee all drunk?
no not touched a drop of alcohol
Just poured it down yer kneck?
Wideboy
10-12-09, 10:18 PM
no alcomohol?!?!
no we are rock and roll will squash!
Alcohol will be consumed tomorrow
Wideboy
10-12-09, 10:25 PM
well have a jolly evening im knackered and going to bed :(
dont have to much fun :(
Liar you said you staying up till 12
well have a jolly evening im knackered and going to bed :(
dont have to much fun :(
We won't :-(
hindle8907
10-12-09, 10:58 PM
ello guys :) what yall doing
Ya see what you done!
Made every one leave
joshmac
11-12-09, 05:51 AM
Haven't posted in the megathread for aaaaaaaaaaaages! How is everyone?
Amanda M
11-12-09, 08:27 AM
I'm pretty good ta, thanks for asking! :p
Good morning all - Its friday I'm on a high(I have 4 days to go), extremely tired, and my secret santa present arrived!!
Morning all!
Yay only a half day today, and the kitten gets her stitchs out this afternoon and the cone removed! woo
lily - what have you been doing to the kitten
morning i'm going to get some christmas decs today its a tradition falc and I buy one new tree dec together each year :D obviously we have others but we thought it would be nice to buy one together every year and this year we are buying one for Ryan too
i'm glad its friday oh and my son slept for 8 hours straight last night :D mummy however didn't she kept checking on him
right better go shopping have fun everyone
lily - what have you been doing to the kitten
she had her bits removed... I'm not having a cat that sleeps with all the toms ;)
morning i'm going to get some christmas decs today its a tradition falc and I buy one new tree dec together each year :D obviously we have others but we thought it would be nice to buy one together every year and this year we are buying one for Ryan too
I want to get a dec for each year we are married, but we couldn't find any nice ones when we went shopping I think I may go to the christmas shop near my parents and they are there all year and sell home made ones
she had her bits removed... I'm not having a cat that sleeps with all the toms ;)
I want to get a dec for each year we are married, but we couldn't find any nice ones when we went shopping I think I may go to the christmas shop near my parents and they are there all year and sell home made ones
that will be nice, its a nice tradition
gruntygiggles
11-12-09, 10:40 AM
Hello peeps!
I'm sat on the sofa, not feeling very well with a mountain of work that needs doing and I just can't get myself motivated :-(
Awwww that's not good!
I'm on half day Whoop..... so looking forward to my afternoon off! :-)
gruntygiggles
11-12-09, 10:44 AM
Dan is working from home today and is up to his knees in Land Rover trying to get it sorted for tomorrow.
howdy bluetonions...hows you doing today. Our office looks like toy town! The girls thought it would be funny to decorate my desk wioth tinsel and leave me silly little love notes
GG - sorry you ain't feeling to well
Our office is like a pigsty - full of boxes and I'm moving things about while i'm the only one in!!
dizzyblonde
11-12-09, 12:33 PM
cough
snot
owwww :-(
I got slight lower chest pain, do you want that as well?
Milky Bar Kid
11-12-09, 01:05 PM
Anyone want my earache? Stood too close to an exploding HGV last night and I now have constant fuzzyness and pain in my left ear. Went to doc, just inflammation thankfully!
Wideboy
11-12-09, 01:06 PM
Afternoon everybody
lunch time!!!
Hi Gav!!!
Still on for tonight? I just been for a ride and it was chilly. Suppose to be cold tonight so will see about bringing the bike. Will definately be up for it but might need a few more layers lol
I have posted a serious question about my ride today if y'all could take a look
Milky Bar Kid
11-12-09, 01:17 PM
I had a quick look, not answered yet as I could not resist the temptation to tick the BLAT IT option...purely because you said we weren't allowed to chose that one...
Wideboy
11-12-09, 01:25 PM
Hi Gav!!!
Still on for tonight? I just been for a ride and it was chilly. Suppose to be cold tonight so will see about bringing the bike. Will definately be up for it but might need a few more layers lol
I have posted a serious question about my ride today if y'all could take a look
Oh hello yeah still on i'll be in the car obviosly
i'll take a look but im slow cos im on my phone
i'll take a look but im slow
Edited for you !!! :smt041
I had a quick look, not answered yet as I could not resist the temptation to tick the BLAT IT option...purely because you said we weren't allowed to chose that one...
Hahaha you tinker!!
I put that there cos I thought I'm bound to get some clever d1ck that says exactly that. But THEN I thought I didn't want someone to click it cos actually it was a serious question and required a highly intelligent level of thought and discussion.
8)
Wideboy
11-12-09, 01:38 PM
Theres my contribution, you sure u want to take bike later its going to be icey tonight, who's goinv
oh and as for the slow thing, i'll let it go this time
Theres my contribution, you sure u want to take bike later its going to be icey tonight, who's goinv
oh and as for the slow thing, i'll let it go this time
I'll see what its like later. Be leaving about 6.30 so if it looks cold I'll take the broom broom
Amanda ya old fart
I have answered your poll
Hello as well
Yeah saw that!! You with your hard braking
Alright for some ive gtg to work at 3 :(
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